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(Satire) 16-Year Old Girl Claims Former President Bill Clinton is Her Father
Teaparty.org ^
| 3/13/15
| Tea party
Posted on 03/13/2015 3:07:46 PM PDT by barmag25
(World News Daily) – A 16-year old girl has presented a paternity action lawsuit this morning, before an Arkansas state court, alleging that the former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is her biological father.
Alyssa Gilmore claims that her mother, a former secretary of the oval office named Whitney Gilmore, had an affair with President Clinton between 1998 and 2001. She says she was born out of that relationship, and demands that Mr. Clinton undergoes a paternity test to prove that her story is true.
- See more at: http://www.teaparty.org/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-father-88728/#sthash.FkzK7Ev7.dpuf
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alyssagilmore; arkansas; clinton; satire; whitneygilmore
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To: blackdog
41
posted on
03/13/2015 3:18:07 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: kiryandil
For being such a wee dingus, it sure has ventured far and wide.
To: barmag25
Judge Henri Watkins of Arkansas doesn’t seem to exist. That’s a good clue.
43
posted on
03/13/2015 3:18:32 PM PDT
by
jjotto
("Ya could look it up!")
To: barmag25
DNA Test! I can be matched with the blue dress stain if nothing else... Does she really want Chelsea as her half sister?
44
posted on
03/13/2015 3:18:34 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(We're experienceing the rule of a Roman Emperor, Barack I)
To: barmag25
totally possible.
45
posted on
03/13/2015 3:18:50 PM PDT
by
JohnBrowdie
(http://forum.stink-eye.net)
To: barmag25
“Brian Williams, who was standing by the sink, narrowly avoided being splattered in the crossfire.”
46
posted on
03/13/2015 3:18:52 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
To: Organic Panic
Yeah, just take a 50 dollar bill to the trailer park and get one of them to help collect the sample. The Clinton’s are so classy!
47
posted on
03/13/2015 3:18:56 PM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
(The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
To: digger48
Lucky I wasn’t drinking anything!
Hilarious!!
48
posted on
03/13/2015 3:19:10 PM PDT
by
rainee
(Her)
To: barmag25
The DNA test will be interesting.
49
posted on
03/13/2015 3:19:15 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: Uncle Miltie
OMG There IS a resemblence...
50
posted on
03/13/2015 3:19:53 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(We're experienceing the rule of a Roman Emperor, Barack I)
To: JennysCool
To: barmag25
Bill had better avoid Hitlery until the settlement money is paid out.
52
posted on
03/13/2015 3:20:08 PM PDT
by
laplata
( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: JohnBrowdie
53
posted on
03/13/2015 3:20:36 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)
To: barmag25
I CAN know say I have been of FR too long. I recall forums back in the day on a similar case. Anyhow, a third party used DNA from the Starr report to conclude the boy was not the son. So the family could pull DNA from the public report.
So I search the internet and found the name DANNEY LEE WILLIAMS son of Bobbie Ann Williams and see claims came back in 2013.
To: barmag25
Certainly is a possibility...
55
posted on
03/13/2015 3:21:29 PM PDT
by
Popman
(Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
To: barmag25
Certainly is a possibility...
56
posted on
03/13/2015 3:21:29 PM PDT
by
Popman
(Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
To: barmag25
Come on, if there had been a paternity lawsuit presented against BC, it would be breaking news everywhere, especially now.
57
posted on
03/13/2015 3:21:30 PM PDT
by
Toespi
To: JohnBrowdie
16 seconds after my post... Impeccable timing.... They even look similar... LOL :)
58
posted on
03/13/2015 3:21:32 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(We're experienceing the rule of a Roman Emperor, Barack I)
To: digger48
59
posted on
03/13/2015 3:21:44 PM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: barmag25
This is absurd. She doesn’t look anything like Chelsea. Oh, wait...
60
posted on
03/13/2015 3:22:22 PM PDT
by
Bob
(Violence in islam? That's not a bug; it's a feature.)
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