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Remove The Crying Cheeto
Original Content | 1/4/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/04/2015 1:35:25 PM PST by Lazamataz

John Boehner epitomizes all that is wrong with the Republican Establishment. Boehner has thwarted every plan to overturn or ameliorate the most heinous aspects of Obama's neo-tyrannical rule.

These days, I like to call Boehner Crying Cheeto. That is because he is an odd orange- or yellow-color, and cries at the drop of a hat.

Boehner started, seemingly, on the right track. He was helpful in engineering the Contract with America in 1994, which helped propel Newt Gingrich to the position of the Chairman of the House. He quickly turned, however, and was involved in an unsuccessful attempt to unseat Gingrich in 1997. Over time, it became clear that though he largely voted along conservative lines, that he was drifting left.

In 2001, he partnered with the odious Ted Kennedy to push the 'No Child Left Behind' act, which greatly expanded the Federal role in local educational efforts, which set the stage for the introduction of the mathematically-illiterate and highly liberal agenda-setting standard known as 'Common Core'.

In 2004, he started to show pro-illegal leanings, by voting NO on reporting illegal aliens who receive hospital treatment.

In 2011, he was becoming a full-on Obama sycophant, declaring -- for example -- that the TARP program is a "crap sandwich", but he voted for it anyway.

Finally, in 2014 and 2015, he came out as a closet "Progressive Republican" (Read: Democrat) all along. The Crying Cheeto has acted just like a Democrat, or has favored funding Democrat initiatives, in the following ways:

It has become glaringly obvious that Boehner is not a man 'on our team' that we disagree with. Conservatives need to understand that the Crying Cheeto is an adversary intent on thwarting the change they came to Washington to bring. It is that simple.

I urge you to contact your Representative on Monday, January the 5th, and urge your House member to vote AGAINST John Boehner, and for Louie Gohmert instead. We can tip the balance. This will spell out America's future.

The vote is on Tuesday. Act on Monday.


TOPICS: FReeper Editorial; US: Ohio; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: 114th; beltway; boehner; cheetos; establishment; fakeconservative; fakeconservatives; gope; gopestablishment; house; johnboehner; ohio; rinos; speaker; teaparty; uniparty
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To: Lazamataz

It’s time to put the old Christmas tree and Mr. Cheeto out for trash pickup day.


81 posted on 01/04/2015 4:11:38 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: Windflier

LOL, how did you do that?! I love it.


82 posted on 01/04/2015 4:20:09 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: EEGator; All

let the cry go forth:

down with cheeto boner!


83 posted on 01/04/2015 4:26:54 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

84 posted on 01/04/2015 4:31:51 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Secret Agent Man

10cc, “Big boys don’t cry”, in the lyrics of “I’m not in Love”.


85 posted on 01/04/2015 4:32:55 PM PST by Cboldt
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To: MV=PY

Another one! I’m just dumb about computers, I have no trouble admitting it.


86 posted on 01/04/2015 4:32:57 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: CatherineofAragon

Sorry for the repeat - Laz’s threads move quickly!


87 posted on 01/04/2015 4:36:43 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Lazamataz

Well done.


88 posted on 01/04/2015 4:39:23 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: MV=PY
Laz’s threads move quickly!

I am happy about that. :)

89 posted on 01/04/2015 4:40:26 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: MV=PY

No problem for me. :)


90 posted on 01/04/2015 4:41:58 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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91 posted on 01/04/2015 4:47:17 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Lazamataz; Tolerance Sucks Rocks

another RINO, orange-skinned, crybaby....go away and smoke a cigarette..you are worthless.


92 posted on 01/04/2015 5:00:38 PM PST by Coleus
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To: onyx

Rush is worthless.. a big blowhard for the establishment.


93 posted on 01/04/2015 5:01:30 PM PST by Coleus
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To: Lazamataz

Would you like to know what is in Boehner’s blackmail file which the oligarchs use to herd him along? ... The man shows strong indications of being ‘owned’, like a mean inmate ‘owns his bitch’ in prison.


94 posted on 01/04/2015 5:05:51 PM PST by MHGinTN
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To: CatherineofAragon
LOL, how did you do that?

I just did a Bing search on, 'Boeher as a Cheeto smoking a hookah', then clicked on Images. There it was.

Is that the same one you tried to post?

95 posted on 01/04/2015 5:06:11 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Lazamataz

Perhaps the Speaker has adrenal fatigue from this job, like Glenn Beck. He needs a good rest.


96 posted on 01/04/2015 5:19:29 PM PST by tinamina
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks for the ping! Cheeto is a good name to hang around his neck and to forever stamp on his legacy.


97 posted on 01/04/2015 5:24:34 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: esopman; Lazamataz
The apotheosis of the “Laz” is complete. Do tread cautiously. I go back to 1998 in Freeperdom and can certify this deification is warranted.

Fear not, I enjoy the vast majority of his posts. I just think that if one wants to start a serious discussion on a particular subject, the childish approach isn't always the best way. I don't like Boehner but I would never stoop to personal insults nor derogatory comments concerning him personally....his politics suck, as do Pelosi's and Harry Reed's, but there is no need to stoop to their level to point that out......that's all

98 posted on 01/04/2015 5:29:06 PM PST by terycarl (common sense prevails over all)
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To: terycarl

Normally, I would say we must agree to disagree.

But, as part of my sentence, the Judge has instructed me I can no longer agree to disagree.

Therefore, you must come around to my way of thinking, and immediately.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this important matter!


99 posted on 01/04/2015 5:39:22 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: terycarl
But seriously:

The humorous insult, the offbeat title, and the image is the 'hook'. The message comes after the 'hook' gets the attention of the reader. Matt Bracken does the same thing, albeit differently. His 'hook' is well-written fiction, then comes the message.

It's a 'hook' that apparently has worked well. Many comments on this thread, many notices on Facebook.

I have my way. Enjoy the message within and discard the rest, or else just


100 posted on 01/04/2015 5:45:07 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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