Remove The Crying Cheeto

Original Content | 1/4/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

John Boehner epitomizes all that is wrong with the Republican Establishment. Boehner has thwarted every plan to overturn or ameliorate the most heinous aspects of Obama's neo-tyrannical rule.

These days, I like to call Boehner Crying Cheeto. That is because he is an odd orange- or yellow-color, and cries at the drop of a hat.

Boehner started, seemingly, on the right track. He was helpful in engineering the Contract with America in 1994, which helped propel Newt Gingrich to the position of the Chairman of the House. He quickly turned, however, and was involved in an unsuccessful attempt to unseat Gingrich in 1997. Over time, it became clear that though he largely voted along conservative lines, that he was drifting left.

In 2001, he partnered with the odious Ted Kennedy to push the 'No Child Left Behind' act, which greatly expanded the Federal role in local educational efforts, which set the stage for the introduction of the mathematically-illiterate and highly liberal agenda-setting standard known as 'Common Core'.

In 2004, he started to show pro-illegal leanings, by voting NO on reporting illegal aliens who receive hospital treatment.

In 2011, he was becoming a full-on Obama sycophant, declaring -- for example -- that the TARP program is a "crap sandwich", but he voted for it anyway.

Finally, in 2014 and 2015, he came out as a closet "Progressive Republican" (Read: Democrat) all along. The Crying Cheeto has acted just like a Democrat, or has favored funding Democrat initiatives, in the following ways:

• Boehner -- in a manner eerily reminiscent of the liberal Democrats' tendency to introduce large volumes of legislation with nearly no time to read and understand the laws, demanding an immediate vote -- introduced the thousand-plus -page Cromnibus bill with a mere 72 hours to read it.
• Boehner's Cromnibus makes no effort to defund Obama's Executive Amnesty Memorandum. The Crying Cheeto is fully on-board with disenfranchising American citizen votes, by integrating illegal aliens into America, eventually to vote. And they will vote. They will vote Democrat, making the Republican Party a footnote in history.
• Boehner's Cromnibus makes no effort to defund Obamacare, whose legislative tentacles gain a strong purchase around American's throats in 2015.
• There is no limitations for the Environmental Protection Agency, who is set to install many hundreds of business-destructive regulations that will likely crash the economy.
• Boehner even lied outright, just like the White House routinely does on every topic: Boehner’s team said to Rep. Marlin Stutzman that he would pull the Cromnibus if he gave an "Aye" vote on the all-important procedural “rule” setting up the debate on the Cromnibus. Stutzman did. The Crying Cheeto promptly reneged.

It has become glaringly obvious that Boehner is not a man 'on our team' that we disagree with. Conservatives need to understand that the Crying Cheeto is an adversary intent on thwarting the change they came to Washington to bring. It is that simple.

I urge you to contact your Representative on Monday, January the 5th, and urge your House member to vote AGAINST John Boehner, and for Louie Gohmert instead. We can tip the balance. This will spell out America's future.

The vote is on Tuesday. Act on Monday.

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

[Lazamataz]

By the way, I ain't pissed or angry or none of that. I'm just saying. I've got my way of doing things, like it or don't.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I suppose it is too much to ax that his liver will give out......

[luvie]

You should be more.....ebullient....... :)

[right way right]

Emailed Dave Recheirt my districts congress shill for the crying cheeto.
I am sure he is trembling in his brown shorts and calling the IRS right now.s/

[CatherineofAragon]

[CatherineofAragon]

I really think it’s my computer...I used to have no problem posting pics here.

[mrsmith]

There’s a conference meeting going on right now. I assume Boehner is trying to secure support.

“Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

Two things I’ve heard about this conference meeting:
• The room is warm
• Boehner said a little something at the beginning
• Scalise did not “

“Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

Boehner asked members to give this leadership team a chance. Kind of an amazing pitch considering it’s the largest GOP majority in 85 years.”

“Matt Fuller @MEPFuller

Cheers from inside the conference room. “

The “Crying Cheeto” meme may have done the trick.

[Lazamataz]

Cheers from inside the conference room.

That's not exactly encouraging.

Boos would have been encouraging.

The “Crying Cheeto” meme may have done the trick.

I can only hope. I did my little part, the best I could. If it helped, I am humbled to have been helpful. I'm just some schmuck with a keyboard.

[Lazamataz]

Boehner asked members to give this leadership team a chance. Kind of an amazing pitch considering it’s the largest GOP majority in 85 years.

Didn't we give him a chance in 2012? In 2013? No, we should not give him a third chance.

[mrsmith]

I was just thinking the same thing about the chances he’s had.

Well, no more tweets on that conference after a half-hour... that makes me think maybe something IS going on- and no one’s talking.

[Windflier]

Hmm.....I can see you tried, but the image didn't post for some reason.

I snagged the URL embedded in your attempted posting and found the image at Google. I right clicked on it and chose 'copy image location'.

I added the HTML command to post it here:

I does work. Remember to select 'copy image location' when you right click on the image. Hope your computer's not doing something weird.

[Madame Dufarge]

Sorry to be so late - I was rescuing an orphan from the path of an oncoming train and one thing led to another.

You done good, Laz - this one is a definite home run. Looks like not everyone recognizes what a powerful weapon humor is - their loss.

[CatherineofAragon]

It never used to be a problem, but it’s just not working anymore for some reason. I suspect browser problems.

[Windflier]

it’s just not working anymore for some reason. I suspect browser problems.

It's possible. Any program can go buggy. Have you uploaded the latest version of your browser, or updated it lately?

[RipSawyer]

Here’s Johnny!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIxl_ISz1Ag

[RipSawyer]

Just call him O.J.

[dead]

BipartisanShip = Love.

[Lazamataz]

I would have said that I threw up a little in my mouth, but that would be a lie.

I threw up a lot.