1 posted on
09/26/2014 5:48:45 AM PDT by
C19fan
To: C19fan
Colchrys or Colchicine will fix it. He may just not be willing to make a few life adjustments.
2 posted on
09/26/2014 5:50:41 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you really want to annoy someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
To: C19fan
Yeah, he “inheiritied” his father’s wealth and power which made him lazy, well fed and fat.
To: C19fan
I bet you the gout fires up when he drinks.
Sucks to be him.
4 posted on
09/26/2014 5:51:40 AM PDT by
struggle
To: C19fan
Suffering? I’m okay with that.
5 posted on
09/26/2014 5:53:25 AM PDT by
Afterguard
(Liberals will let you do anything you want, as long as it's mandatory.)
To: C19fan
Hey chunking maybe you can get your transvestite basketball boyfriend to rub your tootsies.
6 posted on
09/26/2014 5:53:52 AM PDT by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: C19fan
His decadent, rich, capitalist lifestyle is doing him in. Runs in the family.
To: C19fan
He probably looks in the mirror, all depressed, and says “I’m fat, no one likes me, now I have gout and I feel terrible . . . . . give me the nuclear codes, I’m gonna fire another missile to feel better about myself.”
8 posted on
09/26/2014 5:54:44 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: C19fan
How should a North Korean Christian (of which I hear there are quite a number) pray in this case?
10 posted on
09/26/2014 6:00:55 AM PDT by
SeekAndFind
(If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.)
To: C19fan
15 posted on
09/26/2014 6:09:04 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
To: C19fan
like father, like son 
18 posted on
09/26/2014 6:31:13 AM PDT by
JPG
("So sue me". OK, we will.)
To: C19fan
I’ll bet he has more than gout. Gout most likely occurs in people who have high blood pressure, diabetes and high cholesterol. Given his gluttony, alcoholism and sedentary lifestyle, odds are he is much sicker than the government controlled media is saying.
To: C19fan
:: suffering from gout, a hereditary disease which he seems to have inherited from his father and grandfather. ::
Harse Manahr!
Gout isn’t “hereditary”. It strikes anyone who indulges in a diet that increases uric acid in the system.
Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
22 posted on
09/26/2014 6:43:27 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
To: C19fan
25 posted on
09/26/2014 7:13:44 AM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: C19fan
Maybe he’ll croak due to self abuse....sarc/
28 posted on
09/26/2014 7:29:47 AM PDT by
Banjoguy
(The U.S. government is now a criminal enterprise, at war with the population.)
To: C19fan
Behold the power of cheese. Literally.
Fat boy gobbles down cheese like Ben Gunn in Treasure Island wanted to. I wouldn’t be surprised if some very puzzled North Korean cheese makers got a large shipment of beaver milk from Venezuela, with orders to turn it into cheese.
And while cheese is less likely to directly give him gout, it definitely impacts other problems, like diabetes and kidney stones, which he may also have and are often associated with gout.
29 posted on
09/26/2014 7:57:38 AM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: C19fan
He should take a little Vit C ,LOL
31 posted on
09/26/2014 8:18:00 AM PDT by
molson209
(Blank)
To: C19fan
Wish he had lead poisoning.
34 posted on
09/29/2014 7:18:34 AM PDT by
Gamecock
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