Posted on 09/07/2014 7:21:14 AM PDT by Kaslin
Last week onClashDaily.comwe ran a story about Mormon twin sisters who founded “Beauty Redefined”, who are calling on folks to boycott Carl's Jr.’s hamburger joint because they run adverts with hot models. According to the religious twins, these ads, “objectify women”; and I guess, by that inference, girls everywhere, because of the ads, will start to feel badly about themselves, adopt some eating disorder and/or get ocean-buoy-sized breast implants in order to look like Kate Upton. Or something to that effect.
Now, before I go on, here’s an FYI for forlorn ladies wanting to look like Kate after watching a Carl's Jr.’s commercial: try as you might you probably will never look like Miss Upton because that bombshell hit the genetic lotto. Don’t even try. It’ll cost too much money and you’ll end up looking like Mickey Rourke with butt implants and bogus hooters.
Look sisters … Carl’s is known for having beautiful models’ molesting their burgers. It’s their shtick and they’re upfront about it stating, “We believe in putting hot models in our commercials, because ugly ones don’t sell burgers.”
Truth be told, it’s pretty much everybody and their dogs’ shtick who are trying to hawk anything to anyone nowadays. Please note that most of the models that sell stuff to us via TV, print or Internet don’t look like an unshorn and distended Rosie O’Donnell. Lesbian cruises don’t even use models that look like Rosie for their marketing purposes because they know that brain fart would spawn crap results.
Earth to Matilda: Ads are supposed to make us feel bad about ourselves. They’re supposed to make us feel fat, ugly, stupid, lazy, driving the wrong car, using the wrong computer, having gross/frizzy hair, drinking the wrong vodka and/or using the incorrect herpes medicine. For God’s sake relax… its called Marketing 101, it’s been around since the Garden of Eden.
If you want to throw stones then toss some at one of your own like Marie Osmond. She’s using her newfound sexy, fifty-pound, weight dump to pimp the snot out of Nutri-System. Marie … you never looked better.
Speaking of Mormons, if you truly want to jackhammer a group of abusers that’re destroying a women’s worth, then why don’t you turn your #hashtag temper against the “Fundamentalist Church Of The Latter Day Saints“? That cult systematically enslaves and abuses teenage chicks on a 24/7/365 basis. Listen, if you want to get pissy then get pissy at them because they’re straight up gross on ‘roids.
BTW, you do know what fundamental stands for don’t you? It stands for no fun, mostly dumb and quite mental.
Honestly, I hate to pick on you twins because you seem like decent dames that don’t buy into this stercore tauri -laden culture. However, girls … of all the things that are wrong with this planet you two decide to protest a fast food chain? What are you, gay? Good Lawd, sistas … you’re out in leftfield. On a cosmic scale of things, what Carl’s, in your opinion, is doing to women, is incredibly inconsequential compared to the insanely abusive stain on the planet known as Islam.
If you’d like to launch into some #hasthtag-rage-boycott-campaign against a gaggle of jacked up and violent bastards that genuinely abuse women, then why don’t you fly the social media middle finger to Islam? They abuse women more than any other group on the planet, bar none. They make Carl's Jr.’s look like NOW radicals. If you don’t believe me, just Google: female circumcision, honor killings, child brides, Sharia Law, wife beatings, 1400 sexual molestations of children in Rotherdam, UK, the beheading of women and children by ISIS, Boko Haram. And tell me what religion has spawned these atrocities. Why don’t you #hashtag them?
Personally, I thank God we live in a country where gorgeous women are celebrated, allowed to wear bikinis on TV while they wash an old Camaro with one hand and they inhale a hamburger (if they chose to do so) with the other hand and they don’t have to hide every square inch of their body except a tiny slit for their eyes because some bass-akward-goat-lover from Suckistan believes that slavish garb pleases his make-believe sky-god and his pedophile prophet.
If you and other ladies really care about the “plight of women”, then why don’t you #hashtag attack Islam and their demonic Sharia Law which treats women like cow crap from the cradle to the grave? Use your youth and zeal to attack a true enemy of women because everywhere the Islamic weed is allowed to take root women have faced brutalities.
#fighttherealenemy
Donny seems to be performing on Broadway. I heard part of an interview with him on the radio the other day.
Bring back the Comstock laws, these ads allow harlots to make money off of being obscene and un-Christian.
Gross? Seriously? Lol
How dare those girls be attractive! Burkas for everyone!
“Girl is probably a lot smarter than any of us give her credit for.”
She’d almost have to be to still remember how to breathe every morning.
CJ has more than 1000 locations in at least 13 US states. As others have mentioned, they’re all over CA. There are 25 locations just in Sacramento, where I used to live
Their “sister franchise” is Hardees and there’s a bunch of them, too.
Yeahhhh! I don’t see why all food ads don’t feature the old woman from Grandys, or the little Wendy’s girl, or Ronald McDonald. Everything remotely sensual should be rooted from society..just like.. the Ayatollah..said.
Say,,,now wait just a cotton pickin’ minute here... you almost got me there.
Oh, ok. Thank you - i thought she had slipped back into substance abuse or something.
At one time, they owned ALL the Hardees locations. When they eventually sold, they made a fortune.
Sherman,
Your LDS history is bogus. Polygamy was not an open practice until the Saints entered Utah.
The Missouri troubles such as the Mormon extermination order of Gov. Boggs was pure religious bigotry and politics.
They’re based in southern California, which is probably why they’re all over the state.
"Carl’s responded: “We believe in putting hot models in our commercials, because ugly ones don’t sell burgers,” the chain said in a news release."
I’m horndog pig with the best of them. But the Carl’s Jr. ad didn’t push my button.
Glorify impossibly hot chicks - great! Minimal clothing - yeah man! But hosing them down and having them squirm like they have a nasty vaginal itch is not a turn on. To me anyway.
Carl’s Jr commercials,, come from the pit of hell? I’ll have you know God made those two girls as pretty as they are. And cheeseburgers are as American as an AK47 and Ice cream.
This is America and we aren’t all Amish running around in pilgrim clothes.
Are Carl's Jr. and Hardee's the Same?
We do have 2 Hardee locations here in Clarksville and the one in my area has been here since at least the mid 1960s
LOL.
I don’t know why anybody would get crazed about Kate Upton’s body. She has a shapeless waist, featureless legs, she’s not all that fit, and would flunk a pencil test without trying it. I’d hate to see what she looked like after 20 years without reconstructive surgery.
And cheeseburgers are as American as an AK47 and Ice cream.
Wasn’t the AK-47 designed by a Russian?
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