Sheen ... really?
Posted on 12/21/2013 6:38:34 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
The “Duck Dynasty” controversy just got a major shot in the arm.
Actor Charlie Sheen exploded on Phil Robertson for the reality TV star's totally non-winning comments on homosexuality.
In a long rambling message on Twitpic Saturday, Sheen calls the "Duck Dynasty" star "Mallard brained" and a "shower dodger" and tells him his comments were "abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable.”
"The idea that you have a job outside of dirt-clod stacking is a miracle," the "Anger Management" star writes. "Shame on you. You're the only surviving brain donor I've ever known."
Robertson has received a lot of criticism for his comments in an upcoming GQ article. A&E has indefinitely suspended the 67-year-old after he equated same-sex relationships with bestiality.
"It seems like, to me, a vagina - as a man - would be more desirable than a man's anus, that's just me," Robertson said.
"I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical."
Sheen decided to shine his very large and noticeable limelight on Robertson and defend his many friends that Robertson offended.
"The only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head," he wrote. "Perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in its sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts."
Sheen wasn't done - informing Robertson he needs to "make serious amends" to the people he radically offended and the only “Dynasty” he's attached to "might be the re-runs of that dated show."
Sheen, who knows a thing or two about how one’s comments can lead to his removal from a hit TV show, saved his most bizarre and pointed quips for the end of the post.
"On the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo, I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump," he said.
Robertson does have his backers, as former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin stated her support of Robertson's free speech.
"Free speech is an endangered species," Palin said in a Facebook post. "Those 'intolerants' hatin' and taking on the Duck Dynasty patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us."
The family is also reportedly considering leaving A&E due to Robertson's suspension.
That is what I think too.
That is what I think too.
I wonder who wrote all those fancy words for ya, Charlie?
I imagine Charlie wants to come out of the closet over this.
Look at your ex's, look at your kids, look at your life......
Now, look at the Robertson family, their children and their life.....
See what you're missing? You have only yourself to blame.
Well, at least he ain’t queer.
Charlie Sheen is a washed-up, ex-celebrity who needs to learn to shut up and go away. His brains are so scrambled he can't keep a job. He's irrelevant.
Charlie Sheen is too stupid to be an idiot.
I’ll give Charlie Sheen credit for one thing - he knows a lot of vocabulary words. Otherwise, the guy is an absolute bum who can do nothing but date porn stars young enough to be his daughter and is so unstable he can’t get custody of his kids.
Sheen ... really?
#1, I'm sure that Phil doesn't give a rat's rear end what Sheen thinks about him, and #2, if Sheen actually watched the show, he would have seen the episode where Kay made him take a shower after he came in from hunting -- that is, if he wanted "a little honey on the biscuits". :-)
Charlie Sheen exploded on Phil Robertson for the reality TV star's totally non-winning comments on homosexuality.
Charlie Sheen? Umm, OK.
Who cares?
Liberals.
OK. So Charlie Sheen DOES prefer a man’s anus to a woman’s vagina? Didn’t know that.
Charlie, anybody that has to use that many adjectives and adverbs to describe how they feel towards somebody doesn’t realize it makes them sound like a complete jack*ss.
oh good the alike druggie decides to add his two cents worth…. as if I care
Yup.......personal attacks are always the way to go...
Liberals will worship the words of Charlie Sheen, a Fornicator. In fact 70% of Americans will agree with Charlie. Romans 1 describes how leaders and teachers and those whom people listen to have deceived the people into believing the lie
Is this the Charlie of whom you speak?
Such a deep thinker. Isn’t nepotism wonderful in HomoWierd?
Pray America is Waking
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