Charlie Sheen unloads on 'Duck Dynasty' star’s comments on homosexuality

The New York Daily News ^ | December 21, 2013 | Joel Landau

[Ramonne]

He lives in a drug induced stupor I am sure. We should pray for one such as he.

[Slings and Arrows]

The voice of reason has spoken.

[boop]

"On the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo, I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump"

Can ANYONE here please translate this for me?

I can only understand bits and pieces. The rest seems like the ramblings of a severely brain-damaged long term alcoholic or drug user.

Someone roughly mid 60's with only a few years to live.

[Yogafist]

I wonder if Charlie feels better about himself now.

[greene66]

Sheen, go die in an alley, you cokehead POS.

[XenaLee]

Yeah, let’s all listen to what a major druggie and loser has to bleat. Especially when his new show (after getting kicked off of 2-1/2 Men) sucks big ones. It’s even worse than expected. But one thing rings true to real life about Anger Management. Sheen (and others like him - see: Alec Baldein) does need massive amounts of pychological help and mental therapy. I mean, more than he’s already had.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"Sheen calls the "Duck Dynasty" star "Mallard brained" and a "shower dodger" and tells him his comments were "abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable.”"

A shower dodger?? What exactly is this?? I don't watch a lot of TV and really know nothing of Phil's history? Was he a draft dodger? Is that what this line is referring to? If so, how can someone (as far as I know) who never served in the military himself have enough cajones to call someone else a draft dodger? Oh, by the way Charlie, starring in Platoon does not actually mean you're a Vietnam vet. Mendacious eh? Would not believe that Charlie was eloquent enough to know that word. Probably someone else wrote that part of the rant....

[Kirkwood]

Kids, don’t do drugs.

[digger48]

no...I’m thinking Sheen meant that Phil doesn’t bathe

[GeronL]

does Charlie Sheen really have any room to criticize any one else??

[Cats Pajamas]

“toofs missing” LOL

earlier post said “poofter”

this thread is cracking me upppppppppp

[yldstrk]

I used to think Charlie was talented, now I think he is a big mouth loon

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"no...I’m thinking Sheen meant that Phil doesn’t bathe"

Thanks, makes sense. Color me stupid and embarrassed.

[GeronL]

when was he talented?

1980?

[navymom1]

Yep. And it sounds like he’s back on the next bottle of Tiger Blood.

[Old Yeller]

So Chuck plays on both sides of the ball.

[gitmo]

"On the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo, I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump," he said.

This Sheen guy is claiming to be God? Let's see how that works out for him.

[vaudine]

Charlie Sheen=pure trash and not on my acknowledgement radar. He is ugly, sorry, PC to the extreme and many more objectionable things.

vaudine

[backwoods-engineer]

And who gives a crap what a drug addict like Sheen says?

[Ramius]

So some dude says he likes vaginas better than anuses and this makes him a bigot? Have I got that right?