Posted on 12/21/2013 6:38:34 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
The Duck Dynasty controversy just got a major shot in the arm.
Actor Charlie Sheen exploded on Phil Robertson for the reality TV star's totally non-winning comments on homosexuality.
In a long rambling message on Twitpic Saturday, Sheen calls the "Duck Dynasty" star "Mallard brained" and a "shower dodger" and tells him his comments were "abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable.
"The idea that you have a job outside of dirt-clod stacking is a miracle," the "Anger Management" star writes. "Shame on you. You're the only surviving brain donor I've ever known."
Robertson has received a lot of criticism for his comments in an upcoming GQ article. A&E has indefinitely suspended the 67-year-old after he equated same-sex relationships with bestiality.
"It seems like, to me, a vagina - as a man - would be more desirable than a man's anus, that's just me," Robertson said.
"I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical."
Sheen decided to shine his very large and noticeable limelight on Robertson and defend his many friends that Robertson offended.
"The only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head," he wrote. "Perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in its sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts."
Sheen wasn't done - informing Robertson he needs to "make serious amends" to the people he radically offended and the only Dynasty he's attached to "might be the re-runs of that dated show."
Sheen, who knows a thing or two about how ones comments can lead to his removal from a hit TV show, saved his most bizarre and pointed quips for the end of the post.
"On the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo, I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump," he said.
Robertson does have his backers, as former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin stated her support of Robertson's free speech.
"Free speech is an endangered species," Palin said in a Facebook post. "Those 'intolerants' hatin' and taking on the Duck Dynasty patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us."
The family is also reportedly considering leaving A&E due to Robertson's suspension.
He lives in a drug induced stupor I am sure. We should pray for one such as he.
The voice of reason has spoken.
Can ANYONE here please translate this for me?
I can only understand bits and pieces. The rest seems like the ramblings of a severely brain-damaged long term alcoholic or drug user.
Someone roughly mid 60's with only a few years to live.
I wonder if Charlie feels better about himself now.
Sheen, go die in an alley, you cokehead POS.
Yeah, let’s all listen to what a major druggie and loser has to bleat. Especially when his new show (after getting kicked off of 2-1/2 Men) sucks big ones. It’s even worse than expected. But one thing rings true to real life about Anger Management. Sheen (and others like him - see: Alec Baldein) does need massive amounts of pychological help and mental therapy. I mean, more than he’s already had.
Kids, don’t do drugs.
no...I’m thinking Sheen meant that Phil doesn’t bathe
does Charlie Sheen really have any room to criticize any one else??
“toofs missing” LOL
earlier post said “poofter”
this thread is cracking me upppppppppp
I used to think Charlie was talented, now I think he is a big mouth loon
when was he talented?
1980?
Yep. And it sounds like he’s back on the next bottle of Tiger Blood.
So Chuck plays on both sides of the ball.
This Sheen guy is claiming to be God? Let's see how that works out for him.
vaudine
And who gives a crap what a drug addict like Sheen says?
So some dude says he likes vaginas better than anuses and this makes him a bigot? Have I got that right?
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