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I'm sure I wouldn't go chasing after a snake at night.
1 posted on 05/20/2013 6:59:40 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

Dats a big snake!


2 posted on 05/20/2013 7:01:59 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do uwhen I have a fire.)
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To: Salamander

*ping*


3 posted on 05/20/2013 7:02:44 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Redcitizen

Hey, hold muh beer and watch this!


4 posted on 05/20/2013 7:03:02 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: Redcitizen

What did he say before grabbing the snake? “Hold my beer” or “Watch this”


5 posted on 05/20/2013 7:05:09 PM PDT by dmcnash (Back off! I'm a Scientist.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Any comment from Ron Jeremy?


6 posted on 05/20/2013 7:06:56 PM PDT by OSHA (One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
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To: Redcitizen

7 posted on 05/20/2013 7:09:41 PM PDT by Theoria
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To: Redcitizen
"Leon applied the brakes, climbed out of the car, grabbed the visible portion of the snake, and began hauling it onto the road."

There are a lot of things I've done and might yet do. This is not one of them.

8 posted on 05/20/2013 7:15:05 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Redcitizen

Must have had a big knife.


9 posted on 05/20/2013 7:15:38 PM PDT by True Grit
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To: Redcitizen

That’s the best time.


10 posted on 05/20/2013 7:15:39 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Redcitizen

Could make a nice pair of boots...


11 posted on 05/20/2013 7:15:46 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: Redcitizen

14 posted on 05/20/2013 7:20:38 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Redcitizen; All

“...grabbed the VISIBLE portion of the snake...”

And the Darwin Award for the “most stoopid thing to do on a dark road in the middle of nowhere”

Goes toooooooo...hehehe, dumb envelope!!! (hard to open...Dang it!!!


16 posted on 05/20/2013 7:24:07 PM PDT by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: Redcitizen

Is there a reward for these things?


17 posted on 05/20/2013 7:24:19 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Tastes like Heaven, Burns like Hell! Mmmmmm. What is it?)
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To: Redcitizen

‘I’m sure I wouldn’t go chasing after a snake at night.’

I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that alcohol may have been involved...


22 posted on 05/20/2013 7:29:37 PM PDT by Delta Dawn
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To: Redcitizen

Not no way, not no how ....just no. {Shudder}


29 posted on 05/20/2013 8:19:31 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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To: Redcitizen

New Boots > Check

New Wallets > Check

New Hat > Check


31 posted on 05/20/2013 8:27:42 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Redcitizen

There wa s no reason to kill the snake. A phone call would have had it placed into local zoo or preserve.


39 posted on 05/21/2013 3:44:14 AM PDT by billyboy15
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To: Redcitizen
Either this guy has huevos the size of cantaloupes, or he's as crazy as an outhouse rat. Maybe a little of both.


42 posted on 05/21/2013 4:04:42 PM PDT by Viking2002
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