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"I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" ... Oops
1 posted on 01/21/2013 4:27:02 PM PST by SMGFan
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I think this is him.


2 posted on 01/21/2013 4:30:21 PM PST by SkyPilot
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Welfare to work.


3 posted on 01/21/2013 4:30:24 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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Welfare to work.


4 posted on 01/21/2013 4:30:25 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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Sure, Tyrone tries to steal an honest dollar and the
man is keeping him down.


5 posted on 01/21/2013 4:31:12 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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There has to be a record in there somewhere...

Soonest Robbery after being hired ?

Soonest arrest ?

Probably not. There probably are some real pros out there.


6 posted on 01/21/2013 4:31:26 PM PST by PieterCasparzen (We have to fix things ourselves)
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Call it a signing bonus.


7 posted on 01/21/2013 4:31:53 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Way to go big on the first day of work.

As my dad always told me, “If you’re gonna f***k up, might as well make it a big one. No sense doin’ anything half-a**ed.”


8 posted on 01/21/2013 4:33:27 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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That man needs a stern warning and a write up for his personnel file.


11 posted on 01/21/2013 4:38:05 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("C'est la vie" say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell. -- Chuck Berry)
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You really have to wonder about the lack of security at any business that would allow a new employee access to that amount of money. I used to manage a very successful fast food operation and if any of my managers allowed a till to build to more than $300 to $400 dollars before being skimmed they would be in serious trouble! Just some information, my site had six registers running peak times breakfast, lunch and dinner. A very high volume location.


13 posted on 01/21/2013 4:38:20 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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I guess he didn’t get the maximum term for his last theft or he would have been in jail and not able to commit this crime. New Jersey must be a “right to steal” state.

This Official Record was collected from a Law Enforcement agency on 9/12/2012.

Mugshots.com ID: 20961743

Sentence Information:

Offense

Offense Date

Sentence Date

County of Commitment

Commitment Order

Mandatory Minimum Term

Maximum Term

1 count of : 2C:18-3*4 Criminal Tresp-Unlicensd Entry/Dwellng/4

UNKNOWN

June 22, 2012

Morris

MRS12-05-00609-A

None

365 Days


14 posted on 01/21/2013 4:39:12 PM PST by Wisconsinlady (The 2nd amendment is NOT about hunting-but protection from a tyrannical govt)
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I guess Tyrone had a dream too.


15 posted on 01/21/2013 4:40:09 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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Dunking Donuts uses the same background check as is used for POTUS.
16 posted on 01/21/2013 4:40:40 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (TYRANNY: When the people fear the politicians. LIBERTY: When the politicians fear the people.)
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Now now in his defense they told him he could have a sweet roll if he wanted one on his break. He took the sweet green roll out of the cash box is all .....

The oriental restaurant he used to work at let him have cabbage rolls....

Brutha just got con-fused !


17 posted on 01/21/2013 4:40:53 PM PST by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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The new employee only spent seven minutes in the store.

Having trained new hires, I really wish I could say this suprised me.
18 posted on 01/21/2013 4:41:43 PM PST by Ellendra (http://www.ustrendy.com/ellendra-nauriel/portfolio/18423/concealed-couture/)
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I’d say he’s certainly ambitious!
19 posted on 01/21/2013 4:44:14 PM PST by 2111USMC (aim small, miss small)
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they'll NEVER suspect me on my first day...
21 posted on 01/21/2013 4:47:33 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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Another one of Obama’s and Holder's sons takes his signing bonus and skips.
24 posted on 01/21/2013 5:32:53 PM PST by MasterGunner01
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NOW, he is ready to be Mayor Washington, D.C.


28 posted on 01/21/2013 5:54:40 PM PST by VRW Conspirator (Sometimes it takes calamity to lead to serenity - FReeper RacerX1128)
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My father always told me...

As you wander through life
Whatever be your goal
Keep your eye upon the doughnut
And not upon the hole

Maybe this guy's father said "dough" rather than "doughnut."

29 posted on 01/21/2013 5:57:22 PM PST by southernnorthcarolina ("Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own." -- Aesop)
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Back in the day worked at a gas station in Brooklyn.

First day on the job one of the employees never did a “drop” and walked off with hundreds of dollars.

My last day on the job was when we came and and found the previous shift tied up in the bathroom during a robbery. I walked out and never even went back to pick up my check.


31 posted on 01/21/2013 6:28:27 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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