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FReeper Canteen ~ Fabulous FRiday ~ 12 October 2012
October 11, 2012
| Canteen Crew
Posted on 10/11/2012 6:04:24 PM PDT by beachn4fun
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FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above. Honoring those who have served before.
Yes, it's that time of year.
Fabulous FRiday Presents FOOTBALL FUNNIES
Join us for a few laughs. Talk about your favorite team.
Giggles Here
Three Texans, Slim, Billy-Bob and Bubba died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter, who explained that although it was late and God had retired for the evening, he had asked Albert Einstein to show them around so they wouldn't get bored before they met God in the morning. After Einstein had introduced himself to Slim, he asked, "By the way, Slim, what was your IQ when you were alive?" "159", said Slim. "Great!", said Einstein. We'll discuss my general theory of relativity and maybe a little unified field theory as I show you around." "What an exciting opportunity!", said Slim. Einstein then introduced himself to Billy-Bob, and when he was done he said, "Tell me, Billy-Bob - what was your IQ when you were alive?" "141", said Billy-Bob. "Good," said Einstein. "If you'd like, we can discuss a little mathematics and philosophy as I point out the heavenly sights." "Nothing I'd like better!" was Billy-Bob's reply. After Einstein had introduced himself to Bubba, he asked, "What was your IQ when you were alive, Bubba?" "58" said Bubba. Punching him on the arm, Einstein said, "Hey, Bubba - How 'bout them Cowboys!"
How do you tear an American male away from his new date? Turn on a football game on the TV.
What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Football? You Only Get Three Points When You Kick The Football Between The Uprights. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass-ture.
What do you call a lineman's kids? Chips off the old blocker.
Hope you enjoyed tonight's game. Go Team Go!!
Remember, the Canteen is a family friendly place. We welcome the military, our allies, and their families. Continued prayers for the success and completion of your mission. Prayers for your safe return home.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Free Republic
KEYWORDS: canteen; entertainment; humor; military
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To: Kathy in Alaska
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posted on
10/11/2012 9:16:13 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: Kathy in Alaska; beachn4fun
Fab Frida yay. No more election debates for a few days, so FR will work.
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posted on
10/11/2012 9:19:52 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: The Mayor
Good evening/morning, Mayor, on this trying FR “day”. Thanks for today’s sustenance for body and soul.
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posted on
10/11/2012 10:20:37 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: left that other site
Good morning, ML...((HUGS))...I tried to watch, but I was afraid I would hurt my tv.
Rude and obnoxious to the max...it was disgusting.
You and Linda have a great Friday.
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posted on
10/11/2012 11:58:20 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: Kathy in Alaska
A very pleasant good morning to everyone at the Canteen and to all our military at home and abroad. Thanks for your service to our country.
((HUGS))Good morning, Kathy. How's it going?
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posted on
10/12/2012 1:18:37 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: beachn4fun
((HUGS))Good morning, Beach. How’s it going?
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posted on
10/12/2012 1:19:01 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: LUV W
I tried to watch, but it was awful...I am appalled at the demeanor/actions/manners of a vice-president, ANY vice-president.
Instead, I helped get my Dad up, get some food in him, and make him do some laps with his walker. When I got back to my computer I promptly feel asleep. LOL!
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posted on
10/12/2012 1:49:02 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: Kathy in Alaska
What a team. Big Ears with the fraud filled past, and Lord Haw-Haw who only cares about scoring one even if it’s with a rotten t*rd.
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posted on
10/12/2012 1:51:42 AM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
To: ConorMacNessa; BIGLOOK; The Mayor; SandRat; All
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posted on
10/12/2012 1:56:36 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: Jet Jaguar; All
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:04:03 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: ConorMacNessa
And in first....Mac grabs the gold!!
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:06:45 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: HopeandGlory
And in second....Nana Hope snags the silver!!
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:10:36 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: BIGLOOK
And rounding out the top three....Hawaii bags the bronze!!
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:13:08 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: ConorMacNessa
God Bless you good, Mac. Good night and rest well. Thanks for helping honor our troops, past and present.
Thank you for your service to our country.
It only took me forever to get this posted.
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:15:36 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: mountainlion
Thanks, mountainlion....if ever our Nation needed major prayer.
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:17:30 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: ConorMacNessa
Sending the Coast Guard with pumps to help out.
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:30:14 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: blackie; E.G.C.; Arrowhead1952; ConorMacNessa; Allegra; Mrs.Nooseman; beachn4fun; Jet Jaguar; ...
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:31:56 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: All
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night Troops, wherever you are.
Thank you for doing your part to help keep all of us free and safe.
Thanks, unique, for the pastries.
Coffee is always on........
How about a donut?
Cookies?
Veggies?
Sandwich?
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:35:07 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: Jet Jaguar; txradioguy; JemiansTerror; MEG33; Laurita; CMS; OneLoyalAmerican; Defender2; ...
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:37:52 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: HiTech RedNeck
Good morning, HiTech....what a pair. It was appalling, and so embarrassing to our country.
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posted on
10/12/2012 2:45:06 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
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