Posted on 09/06/2011 6:48:46 PM PDT by VideoPaul
Everyone sould know by now that Zero will be addressing a joint session of congress (and the nation through the lapdog media who hang on his every word like it were a golden nugget) on Thursday (before the NFL game) to give us his "jobs program". You know, the one that's only 35 months late. This is surely another meanifestation of "Hope'N'Change(TM)".
I put it out to the Freepers assembled here: What do you think will be in this grand plan that will put America back to work? My predictions:
1) A minimum of $100 billion dollars in deficit spending.
2) At least three new taxes on corporations.
3) The words I, me, my, mine, myself or forms thereof a minimum of 40 times.
4) A challenge to the conservatives that if they don't do exactly what he asks that they are anti jobs, anti americans and unpatriotic.
5) At least three swipes at the Tea Party, either by name or by referene (obstructionists, etc.)
6) Marching orders to his faithful that they immediately call, write, fax and E-mail their congressman demanding that he do as the messiah demands.
7) An unreasonably short itme limit (one month) for congress to give him everythign he demands.
8) Some form of the word "inherit" no less than five times
Those are my predctions...what say you?
Just lump all his stupid speeches together and stamp “ditto” on them. Investment, infrastructure, jobs for minorities, blah, blah, BLAH!
“people are frustrated with Washington, and so am I. It is time to put our differences aside. It is time to stop punishing the middle class...”
Every stupid republican that attends should wear his favorite teams foot ball jersey hide under his jacket and take the jacket off when Obummer starts speaking.
We’ll borrow money from the Chinese so we can buy bridges from them.
You forgot “let me be clear”.
I predict that I won’t be watching along with many others.
Doesn’t he tend to do these totus affairs after his Martha’s Vineyard vacations?
Maybe this speech he’ll talk about how if every city and town built an extra ice cream shop and gift store there’d be no unemployment...oh and rent bicycles and scooters - that’s the ticket....and it’s green too *snicker*
How can I post that as a photo?
It just annoys me to hear him say “let me be clear” when he is obviously trying to obfuscate; it seems to be a favored phrase of his.
2 million shovel ready jobs — Just show up at the Capitol with your scoop shovels and manure spreaders!
Millionaires and billionaires, make no mistake, corporate jets, working people,fairness.
“Millionaires and billionares have been flying in their corporate jets, causing sonic booms by speeding and wasting fuel needed by the poor. Causing destruction to roads, bridge and window infrastructure that have not broken just yet. We need to tear them down and build anew before disasters are caused by events that would still be useful if they happened. New windows will protect the poor and middle class from life-threatening injury and will create jobs. Break out the windows now for a progressive tomorrow.”
Just my guess!
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