Posted on 01/06/2011 1:26:54 PM PST by TSgt
ABERDEEN, OH (FOX19) - One woman has been arrested and a man is on the run for stealing toilet paper and other items from a Brown County Church.
The Brown County Sheriff's Office received a report of a break in at Hickory Ridge Church in Aberdeen on Dec. 26. About $1,100 in damage was done to a door and windows in the church, and a DVD player, charity money and two packs of toilet paper were taken.
On Jan. 3, Jennifer Fultz, 28, of Aberdeen, told police she and her husband, Gerald Fultz, 41, broke into the church and stole the items. She said they were under the influence of prescription drugs at the time.
Felony charges of Breaking and Entering and Theft have been filed against both suspects. Jennifer Fultz is currently incarcerated at the Brown County Adult Detention Center on the charges and Gerald Fultz remains at large.
Gerald Fultz's last known address was 1019 Elizabeth Street in Ripley, Ohio. Anyone with information as to the whereabouts of Gerald Fultz should contact the Brown County Sheriff's Office at 937-378-4435 or you may send an anonymous tip via the Sheriff's Website at www.browncountyohiosheriff.us.
Asked why they stole the toilet paper they replied: “once inside the church they were on a roll.”
Finally, an unmodified picture of a liberal!
We used to manage restaurants in Wisconsin, which is in and of itself a strange place if you weren’t raised there.
We could always tell the economy was bad by the theft of toilet paper, salt and pepper shakers and utensils.
I made the statement one day that you could put free cow pies on the Marque and get a rush of customers forming a line out the door.
We decided to test it.
We put cow pies (just dry enough not to smell through the package but still smell when you opened it.) We wrapped the packages with beautiful ribbon and paper and put one in each stall in the Ladies rooms (men don’t steel TP like women do).
We thought that the majority would find the package and turn it in. Wrong - the only people to turn the package in were those who opened it and found the cow pie inside.
The rest took the package or left the package in the restroom.
Now all this was before terrorists.
These critters all members of HAT Eaker ??
My Mom lived in a retirement community in South Jersey. People were always stealing toilet paper and anything that was nailed down from the community center.
Ass Wipes...
It’s hard to believe DNA could go so wrong!!! What was God thinking when he designed these models?????????
“What was God thinking when he designed these models?????????”
Well, according to Pygmalion, had she been put in a better environment, this model, instead of being a tweaker, would have been a crack whore ... with a nose that had been busted twice.
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