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WHAT TO WEAR WHEN BEING GROPED BY THE TSA
11/22/2010 | PRINCESS LEAH

Posted on 11/22/2010 3:24:30 PM PST by princess leah

In light of how the US Public is being abused by TSA Agents, I thought it would be educational to come up with a thread that dealt with what to wear to respond to the TSAs fondling and groping policy!

1) Wear really smelly clothing! 2) Wear a sticker that says "You're a PERVERT!" 3) Stop at a water fountain and fill up your mouth with water right before going through the scanner and when a TSA agent approaches you, spit it out on them!

We need to take steps (legal) that will get OUR MESSAGE OUT!~


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: chat; tsa; tsapervs; vanity
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To: Drango
r u on drugs?

R U on Twitter?

21 posted on 11/22/2010 3:38:47 PM PST by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: princess leah

You could just knee them in the face when they touch your inner thigh and claim it was nothing more than a reflex action.


22 posted on 11/22/2010 3:39:21 PM PST by AmusedBystander (Republicans may have helped drive the economy into the ditch, but Obama is driving it off the cliff.)
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To: princess leah

Release your bladder.


23 posted on 11/22/2010 3:39:47 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: 70times7

How about a rubber snake for the mens underwear? I hope people try to have a sense of humor here while possibly having a few ideas how to respond instead of cows mooing as they are herded before going to the butcher!


24 posted on 11/22/2010 3:40:12 PM PST by princess leah
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To: irishtenor
squeel when they touch you “there”.

Nah, I'm thinking loud moans - like the restaurant scene from "When Harry met Sally".

25 posted on 11/22/2010 3:40:35 PM PST by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: princess leah
Don't bathe for 4 days then take a Viagra 4 hours before your flight.

If nothing else they will think you are a democrat.

26 posted on 11/22/2010 3:40:59 PM PST by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER

BULL...we have online meetings, cars, boats, trains, and buses. Take a few extra days, and boycotts work.


27 posted on 11/22/2010 3:40:59 PM PST by Kackikat (There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
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To: princess leah
I should have started building one of these 10 yrs ago, it would be done now.... And I would never ever go near them again...

Yes... Your own personal magic carpet...

28 posted on 11/22/2010 3:41:10 PM PST by taildragger ((Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
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To: nuconvert

When flying to Cleveland, wear a pink suede jock, and tell them you’re on your way to the Cleveland Clinic. That you have a horrible STD, caught in Africa, that is complicated by a flesh-eating bacteria.


29 posted on 11/22/2010 3:41:25 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: 70times7

:>O


30 posted on 11/22/2010 3:41:42 PM PST by irishtenor (All that I say, all that I do, is predestined.)
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To: princess leah

Dress you junk up in a little burqua, and tell them “Just the head and neck area, please.”


31 posted on 11/22/2010 3:42:09 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: princess leah

Cucumber?

32 posted on 11/22/2010 3:42:42 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: humblegunner

Sometimes the things we must do to keep our freedom is not convenient. As things seem to be going, they might become even less convenient.


33 posted on 11/22/2010 3:45:14 PM PST by MizSterious ("Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." -JFK)
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To: 70times7

No thanks. Raise it for someone else.


34 posted on 11/22/2010 3:46:02 PM PST by skeeter
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To: Kackikat

Yeah, we don’t need no steenkin airlines.

We’ll just give em to Obama.


35 posted on 11/22/2010 3:48:55 PM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate: Republicans freed the slaves Month.)
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To: forgotten man
Kilts.

Good idea, but you left out the most important part...

GO KAMANDO!!!

36 posted on 11/22/2010 3:50:26 PM PST by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: MizSterious

Yeah.
I’ll choose not to sit around an airport hassling the lowest underlings in my fight for freedom. You are free to do so.

Post pics.


37 posted on 11/22/2010 3:50:48 PM PST by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: princess leah; All
Seriously!

1-Don't fly unless you absolutely have to.
2-Write letters and send emails every week to your congress person and senator. 3-For those that must fly and are singled out for enhanced security measures file lawsuits for violation of your 4th amendment rights.
4- ... ???

38 posted on 11/22/2010 3:51:46 PM PST by DWar ("The ultimate destination of Political Correctness is totalitarianism.")
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To: humblegunner

If the American people let the USG get away with this, it could be cattle cars next. We quickly forget the lessons of WWII.


39 posted on 11/22/2010 3:53:31 PM PST by MizSterious ("Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." -JFK)
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To: humblegunner

You still don’t have to talk to these people. I never do.


40 posted on 11/22/2010 3:54:26 PM PST by muawiyah (GIT OUT THE WAY ~ REPUBLICANS COMIN' THROUGH)
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