WHAT TO WEAR WHEN BEING GROPED BY THE TSA

11/22/2010 | PRINCESS LEAH

[princess leah]

In light of how the US Public is being abused by TSA Agents, I thought it would be educational to come up with a thread that dealt with what to wear to respond to the TSAs fondling and groping policy!

1) Wear really smelly clothing! 2) Wear a sticker that says "You're a PERVERT!" 3) Stop at a water fountain and fill up your mouth with water right before going through the scanner and when a TSA agent approaches you, spit it out on them!

We need to take steps (legal) that will get OUR MESSAGE OUT!~

[skeeter]

[nuconvert]

Wearing smelly clothing is one possible idea. But spitting water at them will get you arrested.

[JSDude1]

3) Stop at a water fountain and fill up your mouth with water right before going through the scanner and when a TSA agent approaches you, spit it out on them!

THIS can be considered “assault” legally speaking; unless you want to be arrested (instead of just pissing off a TSA agent), I wouldn’t try it!

[Kackikat]

IGNORE THIS, as there is an $11,000 fine for anyone causing problems with this violating search. BOYCOTT AIRPORTS AND AIRLINES, IF NOONE FLIES NO NEED FOR SEARCH INVADERS OR XRAY MACHINES.

[muawiyah]

You don't have to talk to them. If they are insistent say "Interpreter". They gotta' get one for you.

You still don't have to talk to them.

[BiggieLittle]

I’m going to wear my crotchless panties.

[humblegunner]

If they are insistent say "Interpreter". They gotta' get one for you.

While you miss your flight.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

BOYCOTT AIRPORTS AND AIRLINES, IF NOONE FLIES NO NEED FOR SEARCH INVADERS OR XRAY MACHINES.

Well that's impossible.

NEXT!

[AFreeBird]

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Commando of course.

[muawiyah]

So what. You wanna' do a demo ya' gots' to pay the price sometime.

Your fare is fully refundable by the airline ON THE SPOT for TSA holdups.

[jetson]

Calling all citizens that can pass gas at will to sign up for airport security checks. Make sure to fill up on beans a brussel sprouts the night before.

[forgotten man]

Kilts.

[Drango]

r u on drugs? spitting water on someone will get you arrested?

[70times7]

I'll see your respirator, and raise you a kielbasa

[irishtenor]

Two options...

1. Strap a large salami to your leg, and squeel when they touch you “there”.
2. When they ask to search you, completely disrobe on the spot completely in the open and demand to be searched there.

[humblegunner]

You wanna' do a demo ya' gots' to pay the price sometime.

Which would be fine if jacking with the TSA were my goal.

Meanwhile, my kid's getting married in Dallas and I'm spanking
the monkey waiting for a TSA interpreter. Not cool.

[70times7]

Spitting on someone is assault. Assault can get you arrested. Being on drugs can get you arrested also, depending on circumstances. Being ignorant of the law can get you smart a$$ replies on FR.

[unkus]

Stuff a big flashlight down your pants.