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To: princess leah
2 posted on
11/22/2010 3:27:15 PM PST by
skeeter
To: princess leah
Wearing smelly clothing is one possible idea. But spitting water at them will get you arrested.
3 posted on
11/22/2010 3:27:18 PM PST by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: princess leah
3) Stop at a water fountain and fill up your mouth with water right before going through the scanner and when a TSA agent approaches you, spit it out on them!
THIS can be considered “assault” legally speaking; unless you want to be arrested (instead of just pissing off a TSA agent), I wouldn’t try it!
4 posted on
11/22/2010 3:27:27 PM PST by
JSDude1
(http://novemberspeaks.com/)
To: princess leah
IGNORE THIS, as there is an $11,000 fine for anyone causing problems with this violating search. BOYCOTT AIRPORTS AND AIRLINES, IF NOONE FLIES NO NEED FOR SEARCH INVADERS OR XRAY MACHINES.
5 posted on
11/22/2010 3:27:47 PM PST by
Kackikat
(There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
To: princess leah
You don't have to talk to them. If they are insistent say "Interpreter". They gotta' get one for you.
You still don't have to talk to them.
6 posted on
11/22/2010 3:28:06 PM PST by
muawiyah
(GIT OUT THE WAY ~ REPUBLICANS COMIN' THROUGH)
To: princess leah
I’m going to wear my crotchless panties.
To: princess leah
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Commando of course.
To: princess leah
Calling all citizens that can pass gas at will to sign up for airport security checks. Make sure to fill up on beans a brussel sprouts the night before.
13 posted on
11/22/2010 3:33:45 PM PST by
jetson
To: princess leah
To: princess leah
r u on drugs? spitting water on someone will get you arrested?
15 posted on
11/22/2010 3:34:28 PM PST by
Drango
(NO-vember is payback for April 15th)
To: princess leah
Two options...
1. Strap a large salami to your leg, and squeel when they touch you “there”.
2. When they ask to search you, completely disrobe on the spot completely in the open and demand to be searched there.
17 posted on
11/22/2010 3:37:15 PM PST by
irishtenor
(All that I say, all that I do, is predestined.)
To: princess leah
Stuff a big flashlight down your pants.
20 posted on
11/22/2010 3:38:29 PM PST by
unkus
To: princess leah
You could just knee them in the face when they touch your inner thigh and claim it was nothing more than a reflex action.
22 posted on
11/22/2010 3:39:21 PM PST by
AmusedBystander
(Republicans may have helped drive the economy into the ditch, but Obama is driving it off the cliff.)
To: princess leah
23 posted on
11/22/2010 3:39:47 PM PST by
Cobra64
To: princess leah
Don't bathe for 4 days then take a Viagra 4 hours before your flight.
If nothing else they will think you are a democrat.
26 posted on
11/22/2010 3:40:59 PM PST by
ejonesie22
(8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
To: princess leah
I should have started building one of these 10 yrs ago, it would be done now.... And I would never ever go near them again...
Yes... Your own personal magic carpet...
28 posted on
11/22/2010 3:41:10 PM PST by
taildragger
((Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
To: princess leah
Dress you junk up in a little burqua, and tell them “Just the head and neck area, please.”
To: princess leah
Cucumber?
To: princess leah; All
Seriously!
1-Don't fly unless you absolutely have to.
2-Write letters and send emails every week to your congress person and senator. 3-For those that must fly and are singled out for enhanced security measures file lawsuits for violation of your 4th amendment rights.
4- ... ???
38 posted on
11/22/2010 3:51:46 PM PST by
DWar
("The ultimate destination of Political Correctness is totalitarianism.")
To: princess leah
Eat lots of beans and pickled eggs and beer the night before and FART. Then turn around and pick your nose and ask if they’d like some.
42 posted on
11/22/2010 3:56:47 PM PST by
crz
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