Everyone appreciates a good joke.
Posted on 10/29/2010 10:42:15 AM PDT by TigerClaws
(Oct. 29) -- It should have been one of the happiest days of their lives. The European couple had decided to renew their wedding vows in the tropical Maldives islands in the Indian Ocean and paid $1,300 for the ceremony to be conducted in the exotic local Dhivehi language.
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The couple -- who are thought to be either Swiss or French -- hold their hands up in prayer, and glance happily at each other throughout the 15-minute ceremony, blissfully unaware of the words' true meaning. "You fornicate and make a lot of children," the celebrant continued. "You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes." At one point the camera shifts to the official-looking wedding document the man, identified as Hussein Didi, is supposedly reading off. It turns out to be a list of regulations for hotel staff.
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Lesson: Stay home and renew your vows in the presence of your own trusted congregation.
Everyone appreciates a good joke.
I hope they got their money’s worth.
That was pretty funny actually.
My question: why renew your vows at all? Did the first ones expire or wear out or something?
I told my husband I loved him on our wedding day. If I change my mind, I’ll let him know.
Head is on the wrong end.
Maldives is an island paradise populated by Islamic scum, in the Arabian Sea.
They are a breeding ground for terrorists. I wouldn't mind Britain re-taking the islands as an expansion to Diego Garcia. Or for that matter, the Indians doing the same (right by their doorstep).
that’s really bizarre
not going to be good for tourism?
oh, who knows, the servile minds of dhimmis can rationalize away all kinds of demeaning insults
I should be clear: this was a shameful thing to do to guests.
The ringleader will never find work in the Maldives again - and maybe the Maldives as a whole will suffer a slump from this outrage to hospitality.
But that doesn’t stop it from being hilarious. Because it just is.
Won’t be so funny when video goes virul and the tourists stop coming.
At least they left with their heads still attached
How in the HELL can you be in a place like this, surrounded by God’s glory and still have a heart full of hate....
But that doesn’t stop it from being hilarious. Because it just is.
Yup!
Their mistake was trusting anyone named Hussein.
Those who do not know God do not know love. Hate is all they have, and it shows like an infected sore.
;-\
Some people jump for the idea of romance on a tropical beach and don’t think things through.
Just searched on “Maldives wedding packages” and there are loads of travel agencies offering such things to the Maldives - one website said at least 12 resorts in the Maldives offer these things.
It can be the “renewal of vows” as appeared to be the attempt in this video, but apparently a lot of infidel couples may do a civil wedding at home and then a “Maldives wedding” which is registered as a Muslim wedding locally there??
"You fornicate and make a lot of children,"
"You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes."
.. the camera shifts to the official-looking wedding document the man .... is supposedly reading off.
It turns out to be a list of regulations for hotel staff.
Sorry, but this IS funny, especially if they were French.
I think someone in the Maldives is a Fawlty Towers fan.
This is like when Basil talked to Manuel.
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