Rabbi OKs Spy Sex

Tablet Magazine ^ | Marc Tracy

[TheOldLady]

Since you got Worf, here are Picard and Riker to join him.

[j-damn]

*Besides, he could get his bickle cut off.*

Pretty sure this was meant to be for female spies, but thanks for playing.

[Slings and Arrows]

Why isn’t the mohel wearing a yarmulke?

[Slings and Arrows]

And does he ever call? Write? When was the last time he went to shul? Ach, such tsouris...

[Candor7]

Of course it was for female spies, but its just as ludicrous in their case. Female Jewish spy joins harem, gets pregnant 3 times, has 3 children before coming home without info? LOL.

This article is designed to get Muslims even more distrustful of their women, A master stroke of psych war.

Interesting how people are so easily had.

[martin_fierro]

Why isn’t the mohel wearing a yarmulke?

You tell him.

[Slings and Arrows]

Very close.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I think the term is “honey trap”.

[Zionist Conspirator]

What's the status of the male . . . urm . . . "victim?"

Hey, just looking for loopholes!

[SJackson]

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[Impy]

Foxy Mossad gals can spy on me anytime. In fact I think they should, I’m planning some very Muslim things and they need to investigate. I think I put the plans for my rocket in my pants. If they don’t stop my rocket I will launch it. Don’t worry no explosives, it will just cause a barrage of terrible “Rabbi walked into a bar” jokes.

[Perdogg]

I wonder if this includes both genders. Some times spies have to do distasteful things.

[Slings and Arrows]

Pray that Helen Thomas never has critical information.

[Slings and Arrows]

[Perdogg]

What if the target is a woman who plays for the other team?

[GOPsterinMA]

I like that Rabbi!!!

I did hear the story that JFK gave her the clap and the subsequent reproductive problems she had. No surprise here. I’ll PM you what I was told was the real reason the old man had Rosemary lobotomized was.

Chappaquiddick: If Fat Boy’s last name wasn’t Kennedy (or a relative of), he’d still be rotting in a cement cube with bars.

“Whom Are You Rooting Against The Most This November?” Any Rat and RINO. Bwaney losing would be a sweet symphony marking the defeat of a horrid life form that was allowed to saddle this nation with putrid legislation and overt corruption.

It would be nice if Christine O’Donnell won in Delaware. It would be great to have a real cutie in the Senate.

And actually Christmas did come really early this year: Scott Brown won “the Kennedy Seat”. Granted he’s a RINO, but, Fat Boy’s “seat” going to anyone with an “R” next to their name was SWEET!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Bribe her with WNBA tickets?

[Jewbacca]

“What if the target is a woman who plays for the other team?”

It’s the basic premises that lesser mitzvahs may be violated to fulfil greater ones, esp. saving of a human life.

So if, say, a Jewish lady had to sleep with Hillary or the current First Big Foot to save lives in Israel, then it would be fine.

Same with eating whatever to live.

Or driving someone to the hospital on Yom Kippur. Whatever it takes.

[Impy]

Thomas knows who really killed Kennedy.

And she knows who really killed LINCOLN! ;) She covered both administrations.

I don’t think anyone wants the info badly enough to want uh pry it out of her.

[Slings and Arrows]

In fairness, she did a great job covering the French and Indian War.