Rabbi OKs Spy Sex

Tablet Magazine ^ | Marc Tracy

[Pride_of_the_Bluegrass]

Today in Rabbis Say the Darndest Things, Ari Schvat ruled that female Mossad agents may engage in “honey-pot sex”—I had never heard the phrase before either—as part of their missions. Which is to say, they can sleep with men as part of their espionage. Among other things, Schvat cited Biblical precedent: Esther slept with the Persian king to save the Jews (though weren’t they married anyway?), and apparently Yael slept with the enemy of her husband in order to tire him out so that his head could be more easily chopped off (Book of Judges, yo).

[1010RD]

You’re describing official Washington during the entire 20th (and now 21st) centuries.

[Gabrial]

I have many secrets.

Come and get them.

[GeronL]

Sluts

[Candor7]

What?You didn’t know that Muslims only have group sex? Sheesh. They are polygamists. Get with it!

[Slings and Arrows]

[I know that Worf isn't Jewish (probably), but I couldn't find a rabbi doing a facepalm.]

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[humblegunner]

I couldn't find a rabbi doing a facepalm

Close enough!

[paulycy]

The more things change the more they stay the same...

[j-damn]

At first I thought your response might be an attempt at sarcasm, but quickly realized there was very little in the way of intelligence behind it and has nothing to do whatsoever with the matter being discussed, so I tossed that theory out.

Oh, and polygamy does not equal “group sex”.

[Candor7]

Tried it have you? Atta go!

[Diggity]

I got some secrets I will share for some honey pot stuff

[ApplegateRanch]

Yael slept with the enemy of her husband in order to tire him out so that his head could be more easily chopped off (Book of Judges, yo).

I haven't read that version in any of the various translations or interlinears I have. Is this some kind of revisionist interpretation; or is the author just ignorant?

[j-damn]

*Tried it have you? Atta go!*

You’re yet another one of these “master debaters” this place is full of, I see.

[SunkenCiv]

Ari Schvat ruled that female Mossad agents may engage in "honey-pot sex"

I'll never look at Winnie the Pooh the same way again. Thanks Pride_of_the_Bluegrass.

[Candor7]

Oh don’t take it too seriously j.

ROFLMAO.

I mean just think about what a Jewish spy would have to do to use sex to spy in a Sharia Law country. Its rather humorous don’t you think? I mean he would have to have a hareem, and then go out collecting more from families that might have the information he needed.

I mean really, the proposition is ludicrous.

He would be continuously blowing his cover!!!!!

Besides, he could get his bickle cut off.

These Rabbis have a great sense of humor. I think the whole article is a Yiddish “gotcha.”

It would make a good comedy movie though. We need a script writer.

[Alex Murphy]

[I know that Worf isn't Jewish (probably), but I couldn't find a rabbi doing a facepalm.]

I got close:

[elpadre]

All the Eastern block Communist nations, and USSR trained females spies in the “art.”

[martin_fierro]

Oy, from such hawtness I should plotz.

[martin_fierro]

I know that Worf isn't Jewish (probably)

Worf's bris was downright freaky.

[ChocChipCookie]

Weren’t Worf’s parents Russian? I think it’s very likely they were Russian Jews.

[Candor7]

Recruitment is up.