However.
I spoke with Major (the dog) about your expectations of an apology from him.
Here's his response -
Posted on 07/23/2010 8:47:03 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
In the old days, when someone wanted you to apologize it was for something you had done to them. And the way it worked was they would ask you for an apology and you would tell them to go screw themselves. But we live in a new age where apologies are done differently. Nowadays, the way apologies work is that you demand that someone you don't personally know apologize to someone else that you don't personally know. This is another form of modern outsourcing and, as such, has become quite the rage in the more technologically sophisticated areas of the United States.
As a result, in order to keep up with the times, I am creating this Apology Thread and starting it off with my own demands for apologies from people I have never met. First, I demand that George Lucas apologize to Star Wars fans for writing and directing Stars Wars Episodes 1, 2 and 3 and that he further apologize to movie fans in general for producing Howard the Duck. Second, I demand that Norm Coleman apologize to the good people of the state of Minnesota for losing to Al Franken in the 2008 senatorial race. And because this race had national implications, Norm Coleman may want to consider expanding his apology to include the citizens of all these United States. Third, I demand that Madonna apologize to Kabbalah worshippers for joining their religion and thereby making a mockery of it.
Now that I have issued my apology demands, I would like to invite my fellow freepers to issue their own apology demands to people they don't know.
And lastly, because I don't want this post to end on a purely negative note, I would like to personally thank Mitchell Mortaza for founding the Women's Lingerie Football League. Mitchell, if you are reading this, I just want to say "Never Give Up! Never Surender!"
I apologize to all or to no one in particular for my anticipatory laughing out loud when looking at Jon Levitz' photo.
I am sorry that without the spilling of blood, the federal government will never.................oh forget it!
See the sheepish groveling in #80...
Actually, this is what I think of whenever a democrat talks about national defense.
mrkd
Awwww~! You!
I demand an immediate apology for unfair use of a photograph designed to elicit warm fuzzy feelings therefore reducing sarcastic potential in any written response from me.
What a sweet puppy dog he is. Awwwwwwwwww!
And another apology from you for that!
The nerve.
That's Jon LOVITZ! ... who now deserves an apology from YOU!
Akkkkkkkk! I am sorry for laughing so much looking at Jon Lovitz' photo that I misspelled Jon Lovitz' name.
I “Hateitz” when you do that.
I think we should all apologize to Pablo, whoever the hell he is, for making him wily, whatever TF that means.
I want an apology and new episodes of the “The Unit”.
Who was the moron that deep sixed this terrific show?
L O L !
Pablo you say. Hmmm.
Maybe we should find out first who Pablo is and what makes him wiley.
Wait.
Isn't wiley spelled with an e?
I would like to apologize to my wife 3 times.
I have no idea what I’m apologizing for - I just want to get 3 of them in the bank for the week-end.
You’re married and still believe you can do that?
Uh-Ohs last forever, attaboys are like a leaf on
the wind.
I’ll apologize to all Vietnam vets for not killing Jane Fonda when I had the chance, it was my life or hers and mine was more important.
Tet68
bump to the friggin’ top!
Whyly do you ask?
(And by the way, NO. “Wiley” is a name. Now, apologize for doubting me, dammit!)
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