Is the earth getting hot, or is it just me.
Posted on 11/30/2009 6:21:24 AM PST by PROCON
Is the earth getting hot, or is it just me.
It appears as though they are going to continue as if nothing happened...
The UK ‘climate change’ (formerly known as Global Warming) crowd HAS BEEN SHOW TO BE LIARS
Global Warming Blamed on Hot Women
Written by BerlyGirl
A new study has shown that the ozone layer isn’t to blame for global warming trends, and scientists are looking in a new direction - at hot women.
“The human race as a whole is a lot more attractive than it used to be,” states Dr. Kelvin Archburr, a climatologist at the Hollywood Center for Weather Patterns. “With new advances in technology, women especially are able to use clothing, makeup, and surgical techniques to change their appearance and become more visually pleasing. This causes a physiological reaction in men that raises their temperature, and more of that heat is radiated into the air, thus raising the ambient temperature.”
Historical data shows that average global temperatures remained stable until the 1960s. During every decade since then, average highs have risen several degrees. Women’s studies show that it was around that time that women became more liberated in their grooming habits due to sociological struggles and the availability of synthetic materials. Women who were previously thought of as homely gained the ability to dramatically change their appearance and transform themselves into irresistible sex symbols. As men experienced their own sort of sexual revolution and it became more acceptable to openly view women as sex symbols, a noticeable shift in weather patterns started to take place.
In already warm parts of the US, the rise in day-time temperature means more outdoor activities in the sun for young women. As the summers have gotten warmer, shorts have gotten shorter and bikini’s have become smaller. This translates into more time in the sun tanning, playing beach volleyball, and skinny dipping, which in turn has led to further gawking and further warming. “It’s a vicious cycle,” says Dr. Archburr. “It also explains why cities such as Miami, San Diego, and Paris, which have high populations of attractive women, are experiencing a faster rate of warming, and areas such as northern Minnesota are still cold as hell.”
Originally thought to be caused by a breakdown in the ozone layer, global warming is responsible for world-wide climate changes that affect weather patterns, animal habitats, and polar melting. Dr. Archburr is confident that this exciting new discovery will give the science of climatology, and good-looking women, a boost in popularity, and that in the future they will see more college students interested in this field. Says Dr. Archburr, “It’s a hot topic.”
‘Phd’ does mean Piled higher and deeper.
Now who would survive?
The elitist college prof and political hack types, that couldn’t grow or hunt anything for survival.
Or the fam that knows how to farm and hunt?
Right now I’m more worried about surviving until 2012. The current "team" in Washington is the biggest natural disaster we face.
The former, if the elitists get their way and decide who lives and who dies.
The latter, if we keep these bastards from attaining that power.
"I'm not a climate scientist, but I do understand the importance of data. I understand that data is not thrown away. I understand that data is not manipulated to hide inconvenient truths. And I understand the importance of an untainted Peer Review process. Because I understand how science is supposed to be done, I call for a worldwide effort to clean house within the Climate Science field so that we can get away from science done for money and politcal ideology and return once again to science being done to advance human knowledge and the discovery of truth."
Wait, wait, you mean that these CFLs in my house are doing nothing? The constant carpooling? All this is for naught?
Next you’ll be telling us that they’re hiding the decline, that the sun’s been inactive, and that all this is just a world wide redistribution of wealth to go from the first world to make them peasants and to make the third world dependent on a never ending cycle of aide.
Surely this can’t be... Now where did I put that sarcasm tag?
There were how many abortions last year??
I’m quite old and produce a lot of methane on my own. Should I expect the FEC (Federal Euthanasia Team) to visit me any time soon?
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/earth-day-predictions-of-1970-the-reason-you-should-not-believe-earth-day-predictions-of-2009 They were sating the same things about global cooling in 1970.
Yawn - bored with liberal lies and scare tactics.
Nothing man will do will effect climate trends. Now, women and minorities just might make a difference...LOL!
How much do these guys get paid to make this stuff up?
Is there any way to focus “climate change” so it will wipe out politically-compromised “scientists” and liberals? Now THAT would be worth all the money. Maybe flooding copenhagen to a depth of 100 feet this month would be a start?
It is precisely the underclass that will be “wiped out” financially with this phony “global warming”. Why should they even care? These folks push abortion at any time for any reason. Again, the underclass is hit the hardest with this legalized murder and women suffer the emotional consequences. Women are emotionally damaged.
MOST of the world's population will be wiped out ... nly around 10 per cent of the planet's population – around half a billion people – will survive ...
Oh Nooooooo!!! We're DOOMED!!!
Mommy, mommy hep me, hep me!
Where's my Blanky and Rubber Ducky?!?
We are...THO D00MED!!!
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