Wait, wait, you mean that these CFLs in my house are doing nothing? The constant carpooling? All this is for naught?
Next you’ll be telling us that they’re hiding the decline, that the sun’s been inactive, and that all this is just a world wide redistribution of wealth to go from the first world to make them peasants and to make the third world dependent on a never ending cycle of aide.
Surely this can’t be... Now where did I put that sarcasm tag?
“Wait, wait, you mean that these CFLs in my house are doing nothing?”
No. The CFLs are doing plenty!
Don’t Sit Close To Your CFL Lightbulbs, They May Cause Skin Cancer
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