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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, October 9, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 10/09/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: elrushbo; rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Obama flies to Copenhagen for a day at a cost to taxpayers of a gazillion dollars then flies back. A week later he announces he’s going to fly BACK to about the same region spending another gazillion dollars that we can’t afford.

Why don’t the taxpayers buy him a Euroweenie Castle and have him stay there.


201 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:48 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin's mob minion - Mob Name: Hatman the Hitman)
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To: NonValueAdded

202 posted on 10/09/2009 9:48:32 AM PDT by Sparko ("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Heck, if Rush had been around the mid 70's when I attended high screwel, my teaches would have awarded you honor's study hall.

Hope you still have that tee.....that's a badge of honor......get a tee with the cover picture and title, "See, I Told You So."

Those would very popular now to display in front of lib friends, etc....eeeeheeheehe.....eeeheheheh

203 posted on 10/09/2009 9:48:51 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: Sparko

Hilarious!

I knew he would get into the R&R Hall of fame.
He is after all a Barack Star!


204 posted on 10/09/2009 9:49:03 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could be Farts)
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To: hattend

Hell, I say we give him to Europe, they want him so freaking badly. It’s our gift to them. No Returns, No Exchanges.


205 posted on 10/09/2009 9:49:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan (BHO is the Nation's first Post Accomplishment President. - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: mylife; NonValueAdded

Those are all real working links, too!
LOL


206 posted on 10/09/2009 9:49:57 AM PDT by Sparko ("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
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To: Sparko

BREAKING ... Obama awarded patent for sliced bread


207 posted on 10/09/2009 9:50:06 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: NonValueAdded

Breaking: Pope gives Obama Sainthood


208 posted on 10/09/2009 9:51:04 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could be Farts)
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To: Sparko

I’m glad you got a screen grab.

The Mods are starting to take the threads down.


209 posted on 10/09/2009 9:51:42 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (I have a white lab coat--can I do surgery now?)
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To: mylife

BREAKING: Obama gives Pope Sainthood


210 posted on 10/09/2009 9:51:46 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: NonValueAdded

LOL. Would that be that mixed pumpernickel and white?


211 posted on 10/09/2009 9:51:50 AM PDT by Sparko ("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
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To: RSmithOpt

I loved that tee shirt. It was right after Clintoon was elected (not to date myself *LOL*)

What a great idea...See I told You so Shirts - Rush are you listening????


212 posted on 10/09/2009 9:51:57 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan (BHO is the Nation's first Post Accomplishment President. - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Sparko

I know.

I was thinking the mod would have to delete them all, but he made lemonade from lemons!


213 posted on 10/09/2009 9:52:16 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could be Farts)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

aw, and I gave them credit for a great sidebar


214 posted on 10/09/2009 9:52:19 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: khnyny

I just word searched about 25 articles and found nothing, that’s a very good question.

I did find out that names of all nominees aren’t disclosed for 50 years.


215 posted on 10/09/2009 9:52:37 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (YOU LIE! Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: NonValueAdded

LoL!


216 posted on 10/09/2009 9:52:43 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could be Farts)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
It's not a screen grab. They were real threads. Just click on IDITAROD Below, LOL.
217 posted on 10/09/2009 9:54:05 AM PDT by Sparko ("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
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To: Sparko
Barak Obama Wins 2010 NBA Dunk Contest
 
10/09/2009 9:53:16 AM PDT · by elhombrelibre · 13+ views
FreeRepublic ^ | 29 Feb 20101 | Barak Obama
In another stunner, Barak Obama jumped through the roof of and dunked a basketball in his under pants to win this year's NBA All Star Break's Dunking contest. Obama smiled and said he was not worthy of the award, but he agreed that he should accept it in behalf of all people who understand the concept of dunking a basketball but who cannot do it.
 

BREAKING: Barack Obama wins World Series by forfeit from all eight teams in the playoffs!!!
 
10/09/2009 9:51:05 AM PDT · by Man50D · 3 replies · 33+ views

All eight teams admitted defeat upon announcement BO had won the Nobel Peace Prize.
 

FREEP THIS POLL: Hollow Prize: Obama Wins Nobel For Words, Not Deeds.
 
10/09/2009 9:50:25 AM PDT · by AZ .44 MAG · 4 replies · 122+ views
NBCLlosAngeles.com ^ | 10-9-2009 | NBCLlosAngeles.com
FREEP THIS POLL: Hollow Prize: Obama Wins Nobel For Words, Not Deeds. Several options on site.
 

BREAKING: BARACK OBAMA WINS IDITAROD!!!!
 
10/09/2009 9:46:44 AM PDT · by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard · 10 replies · 171+ views
10/9/2009 | Me
 

Barack obama Wins KENTUCKY DERBY !!!!!
 
10/09/2009 9:46:06 AM PDT · by woofie · 7 replies · 108+ views
today
Pulls away in the 5th (whatever that means)
 

BREAKING...Obama Wins Best Actor Oscar for Portrayal as POTUS.
 
10/09/2009 9:45:12 AM PDT · by Jersey Republican Biker Chick · 5 replies · 93+ views
vanity | 10/09/2009 | me
Obama wins Best Actor Oscar for his portrayal of the POTUS!!!
 

BREAKING: Obama wins Indianapolis 500, Daytona 500 , 24-hour Sebring races the same day
 
10/09/2009 9:42:06 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 9 replies · 125+ views
Uhhhh... .com | 10'9'09
Uhhh.. My fellow uhhh .. Americans. On behalf of uhh. you, I uhhh.. accept your accolades and prizes. Without you, I uhhhh.. could not have accomplished uhhhh.. what I have in such a short uhhh. time.
 

FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)
 
10/09/2009 9:37:56 AM PDT · by Petronski · 8 replies · 158+ views
Bravo Network / Magical Elves Productions ^ | 10-9-9 | Tom Colicchio
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE For the first time in Top Chef history, a non-competitor has been awarded the prize of Top Chef. In recognition of the intensely delicious and most excellent dishes Mr. Obama has from time to time considered cooking, we hereby declare him Top Chef Las Vegas. Our French culinary colleagues have endorsed our recognition by awarding Mr. Obama four Michelin stars, on a scale of three. Prizes to be awarded to Mr. Obama include $125,000 in cash, a brand new Toyota Prius, a year's supply of the Glad family of food storage products, and rights of consortium with...
 

BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!
 
10/09/2009 9:34:06 AM PDT · by bigheadfred · 11 replies · 241+ views
SELF | OCT. 9, 2009 | SELF
HE MOVES SO FAST IT APPEARS HE'S NOT MOVING AT ALL!!
 

Breaking !!! Obama Wins.......(Your ideas here)
 
10/09/2009 9:30:29 AM PDT · by taraytarah · 76 replies · 580+ views
vanity
Freely add those breaking reports here....This guy is winning everything today.
 

BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!
 
10/09/2009 9:25:51 AM PDT · by BulletBobCo · 11 replies · 251+ views

All events, male and female, have been awarded to Barack Hussein Obama. The award ceremony to take place atop Sugarloaf Mountain.
 

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize - What More Do You Need To Know To Understand Today's World?
 
10/09/2009 9:23:33 AM PDT · by goldstategop · 19 replies · 300+ views
Rubin Reports | 10/09/2009 | Barry Rubin
The news that President Barack Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize seems like a prize bit of satire, like Chicago getting the Olympics. “Are you laughing or crying,” wrote a reader to me. “Neither. I’m thinking about what this tells us about the world today,” I responded. Then I checked over and over and over again on the Internet and called up several people just to make sure that this wasn’t a satire, that some new type of computer virus hadn’t infiltrated my software that would make fools of anyone credulous enough to believe this hoax. And then I...
 

Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!
 
10/09/2009 9:23:05 AM PDT · by atc23 · 29 replies · 447+ views
Pravda | 10/9/2009
Barack Hussien Obama wins the Indy 500 for the 4th consecutive time. Rest of field declines to test his mettle - refuse to finish race!
 

BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol"
 
10/09/2009 9:21:12 AM PDT · by freedumb2003 · 4 replies · 235+ views
10/9/2009 | Simon Cowell
His rendition of the Americanized version of "Deutschlandlied" -- Amerikalandlied -- riveted the entire panel. When he got to the "We will crush Capitalism and bow or heads before the world" lyric the entire audience was on its feet and there wasn't a dry eye in the house. The producers are now trying to decide if there is any point in continuing the series, since the Best Performer Ever has been found. As an aside, judge Simon Cowell noted: "What is truly amazing about this performance is it was done via a letter written by someone named TOTUS..."
 

Obama wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
 
10/09/2009 9:21:03 AM PDT · by Mac from Cleveland · 10 replies · 185+ views
Mac from Cleveland | 10-9-09 | self
I also heard Michelle's the odds-on favorite for the Kentucky Derby....
 

BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!
 
10/09/2009 9:13:42 AM PDT · by NMEwithin · 26 replies · 323+ views
10/09/2009 | NMEwithin
President Obama has just been awarded the one million dollar prize and the honor of being the Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges. The actual contestants were told to just "go home" by Jeff Probst after it was determined by show producers that president Obama had outwitted and outplayed them all in one genius stroke of complete non-action on his part.
 

BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season Cancelled
 
10/09/2009 9:04:32 AM PDT · by illiac · 45 replies · 927+ views
Self ^ | 10/9/09 | Self
President 0bama was today awarded the Dancing with the Stars Trophy for the best Sidestep routine ever seen by the judges. Commenting after the award, the judges commented on how he so deftly sidestepped every issue known to man, and his sidestep routine showcases his inherent talent never before seen on the dance floor.
 

BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award
 
10/09/2009 8:55:46 AM PDT · by hecht · 20 replies · 566+ views

In an unprecidented move, both the National and American Leagues awarded President Barack Obama the Cy Young Award. Speculation exists that he will also receive the MVP Award. When asked to comment, senior aide Rahm Emmanuel stated that MLB knew from Obama's Mom Jeans that he wasn't taking performance enhancing drugs.
 

Obama Wins Nobel Prize, Exported Tax-Funded Abortions at Time of Nomination
 
10/09/2009 8:42:39 AM PDT · by julieee · 1 reply · 90+ views
LifeNews.com ^ | October 9, 2009 | Steven Ertelt
Obama Wins Nobel Prize, Exported Tax-Funded Abortions at Time of Nomination Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) -- President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday, but a closer analysis of the award shows his only achievement at the time he was nominated was exporting taxpayer-funded abortions. Obama hadn't accomplished much else in office when the nominations were finalized. http://www.lifenews.com
 

Obama wins HEISMAN TROPHY
 
10/09/2009 8:31:37 AM PDT · by Keltik · 34 replies · 607+ views

President Barack Obama won the Heisman Trophy on Friday, in a surprise pick from New York's Downtown Athletic Club that cited the president's creation of a "new climate in college football" and his work on establishing a playoff system. Though Mr. Obama has been president for just 37 weeks and technically never played college football, the Heisman voters praised him for giving the world hope for a better post-season and encouraging the need for change.

218 posted on 10/09/2009 9:57:03 AM PDT by Sparko ("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
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To: Sparko

Breaking News: Barack Obama leads the Detroit Lions to It’s First Super Bowl Victory!!!!


219 posted on 10/09/2009 9:58:27 AM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Thanks - yeah it is important information. It remains to be seen if we will find out who is responsible for this “win”. Imho, things are never what they seem.

Rush just said that the Peace Prize is a “straightjacket” for Obama. He calls it insidious and it is.


220 posted on 10/09/2009 9:58:45 AM PDT by khnyny (Obama has just been pawned by the "international" Nobel Prize Committee)
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