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10/09/2009 9:53:16 AM PDT · by elhombrelibre · 13+ views FreeRepublic ^ | 29 Feb 20101 | Barak ObamaIn another stunner, Barak Obama jumped through the roof of and dunked a basketball in his under pants to win this year's NBA All Star Break's Dunking contest. Obama smiled and said he was not worthy of the award, but he agreed that he should accept it in behalf of all people who understand the concept of dunking a basketball but who cannot do it. |
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| BREAKING: Barack Obama wins World Series by forfeit from all eight teams in the playoffs!!! |
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All eight teams admitted defeat upon announcement BO had won the Nobel Peace Prize. |
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| FREEP THIS POLL: Hollow Prize: Obama Wins Nobel For Words, Not Deeds. |
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10/09/2009 9:50:25 AM PDT · by AZ .44 MAG · 4 replies · 122+ views NBCLlosAngeles.com ^ | 10-9-2009 | NBCLlosAngeles.comFREEP THIS POLL: Hollow Prize: Obama Wins Nobel For Words, Not Deeds. Several options on site. |
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| BREAKING: BARACK OBAMA WINS IDITAROD!!!! |
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10/09/2009 9:46:44 AM PDT · by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard · 10 replies · 171+ views 10/9/2009 | Me |
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| Barack obama Wins KENTUCKY DERBY !!!!! |
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today Pulls away in the 5th (whatever that means) |
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| BREAKING...Obama Wins Best Actor Oscar for Portrayal as POTUS. |
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10/09/2009 9:45:12 AM PDT · by Jersey Republican Biker Chick · 5 replies · 93+ views vanity | 10/09/2009 | meObama wins Best Actor Oscar for his portrayal of the POTUS!!! |
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| BREAKING: Obama wins Indianapolis 500, Daytona 500 , 24-hour Sebring races the same day |
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10/09/2009 9:42:06 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 9 replies · 125+ views Uhhhh... .com | 10'9'09Uhhh.. My fellow uhhh .. Americans. On behalf of uhh. you, I uhhh.. accept your accolades and prizes. Without you, I uhhhh.. could not have accomplished uhhhh.. what I have in such a short uhhh. time. |
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| FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3) |
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Bravo Network / Magical Elves Productions ^ | 10-9-9 | Tom Colicchio FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE For the first time in Top Chef history, a non-competitor has been awarded the prize of Top Chef. In recognition of the intensely delicious and most excellent dishes Mr. Obama has from time to time considered cooking, we hereby declare him Top Chef Las Vegas. Our French culinary colleagues have endorsed our recognition by awarding Mr. Obama four Michelin stars, on a scale of three. Prizes to be awarded to Mr. Obama include $125,000 in cash, a brand new Toyota Prius, a year's supply of the Glad family of food storage products, and rights of consortium with... |
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| BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!! |
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10/09/2009 9:34:06 AM PDT · by bigheadfred · 11 replies · 241+ views SELF | OCT. 9, 2009 | SELFHE MOVES SO FAST IT APPEARS HE'S NOT MOVING AT ALL!! |
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| Breaking !!! Obama Wins.......(Your ideas here) |
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10/09/2009 9:30:29 AM PDT · by taraytarah · 76 replies · 580+ views vanityFreely add those breaking reports here....This guy is winning everything today. |
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| BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics! |
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10/09/2009 9:25:51 AM PDT · by BulletBobCo · 11 replies · 251+ views
All events, male and female, have been awarded to Barack Hussein Obama. The award ceremony to take place atop Sugarloaf Mountain. |
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| Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize - What More Do You Need To Know To Understand Today's World? |
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10/09/2009 9:23:33 AM PDT · by goldstategop · 19 replies · 300+ views Rubin Reports | 10/09/2009 | Barry RubinThe news that President Barack Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize seems like a prize bit of satire, like Chicago getting the Olympics. “Are you laughing or crying,” wrote a reader to me. “Neither. I’m thinking about what this tells us about the world today,” I responded. Then I checked over and over and over again on the Internet and called up several people just to make sure that this wasn’t a satire, that some new type of computer virus hadn’t infiltrated my software that would make fools of anyone credulous enough to believe this hoax. And then I... |
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| Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500! |
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10/09/2009 9:23:05 AM PDT · by atc23 · 29 replies · 447+ views Pravda | 10/9/2009Barack Hussien Obama wins the Indy 500 for the 4th consecutive time. Rest of field declines to test his mettle - refuse to finish race! |
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| BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol" |
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10/09/2009 9:21:12 AM PDT · by freedumb2003 · 4 replies · 235+ views 10/9/2009 | Simon CowellHis rendition of the Americanized version of "Deutschlandlied" -- Amerikalandlied -- riveted the entire panel. When he got to the "We will crush Capitalism and bow or heads before the world" lyric the entire audience was on its feet and there wasn't a dry eye in the house. The producers are now trying to decide if there is any point in continuing the series, since the Best Performer Ever has been found. As an aside, judge Simon Cowell noted: "What is truly amazing about this performance is it was done via a letter written by someone named TOTUS..." |
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| Obama wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. |
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10/09/2009 9:21:03 AM PDT · by Mac from Cleveland · 10 replies · 185+ views Mac from Cleveland | 10-9-09 | selfI also heard Michelle's the odds-on favorite for the Kentucky Derby.... |
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| BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show! |
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10/09/2009 9:13:42 AM PDT · by NMEwithin · 26 replies · 323+ views 10/09/2009 | NMEwithinPresident Obama has just been awarded the one million dollar prize and the honor of being the Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges. The actual contestants were told to just "go home" by Jeff Probst after it was determined by show producers that president Obama had outwitted and outplayed them all in one genius stroke of complete non-action on his part. |
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| BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season Cancelled |
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10/09/2009 9:04:32 AM PDT · by illiac · 45 replies · 927+ views Self ^ | 10/9/09 | SelfPresident 0bama was today awarded the Dancing with the Stars Trophy for the best Sidestep routine ever seen by the judges. Commenting after the award, the judges commented on how he so deftly sidestepped every issue known to man, and his sidestep routine showcases his inherent talent never before seen on the dance floor. |
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| BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award |
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10/09/2009 8:55:46 AM PDT · by hecht · 20 replies · 566+ views
In an unprecidented move, both the National and American Leagues awarded President Barack Obama the Cy Young Award. Speculation exists that he will also receive the MVP Award. When asked to comment, senior aide Rahm Emmanuel stated that MLB knew from Obama's Mom Jeans that he wasn't taking performance enhancing drugs. |
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| Obama Wins Nobel Prize, Exported Tax-Funded Abortions at Time of Nomination |
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LifeNews.com ^ | October 9, 2009 | Steven Ertelt Obama Wins Nobel Prize, Exported Tax-Funded Abortions at Time of Nomination Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) -- President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday, but a closer analysis of the award shows his only achievement at the time he was nominated was exporting taxpayer-funded abortions. Obama hadn't accomplished much else in office when the nominations were finalized. http://www.lifenews.com |
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| Obama wins HEISMAN TROPHY |
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10/09/2009 8:31:37 AM PDT · by Keltik · 34 replies · 607+ views
President Barack Obama won the Heisman Trophy on Friday, in a surprise pick from New York's Downtown Athletic Club that cited the president's creation of a "new climate in college football" and his work on establishing a playoff system. Though Mr. Obama has been president for just 37 weeks and technically never played college football, the Heisman voters praised him for giving the world hope for a better post-season and encouraging the need for change. |
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Breaking News: Barack Obama leads the Detroit Lions to It’s First Super Bowl Victory!!!!