Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
How did you not vomit on the paper?
Is it not scary to other people the cult status this guy has?
How can you find out who nominated him? Or is it possible?
Leader of The Conservative Party would be great, however!
People don’t care.
So, in the same way he is our Affirmative Action President he is the Nobel Committee's Affirmative Action Peace Keeper. Can't argue with that.
Rush,
State Run Media Alert!
Present!
I really appreciate your taking the time to correct the right VDH article and the reference to the goddess Nemesis and sending me the link.
Am bookmarking it and forwarding it. The last lines are killer:
The tragedy is, of course, that the best among us are out there fighting the 7th-Century, and sorely need our support for their magnificent vigilance and the terrible risks they incur.
As long as they are in harm’s way, we should hold the President to his boasting about his rock-solid determination to give them the tools they need: Vowing to do what it takes in the good war by leaving Iraq—infusing more troops into Afghanistan, and occasionally invading Pakistan—was for candidate Obama always a rhetorical stance that proved both his anti-Iraq War bona fides and his larger credibility on matters of national security. But President Obama and his mercurial supporters in Congress will soon face a rather embarrassing dilemma. Without the responsibilities of a commander-in-chief, he once demanded we should leave Iraq when leaving would have lost that war. But now, as commander- in-chief he will soon learn that a few thousand more troops will not guarantee lasting victory over the Taliban. And changing strategy from stealthy attacks by aerial drones in Pakistan to open ground incursions across the border risks widening rather than solving the conflict.”
The only time I ever got detention was over a Rush Limbaugh for President tee shirt. *LOL*
LOVE IT that Rush sped it up. THANK YOU Rush, it makes it more bearable.
(Hockeytown, USA - 10/9/09) In a stunning announcement today, a spokesperson for the NHL Commissioner issued the following short statement:
“We are pleased to present the 2009-2010 Stanley Cup to President Obama for his innate ability to skate around every issue that comes his way. Forwards, backwards or sideways, his skating ability is second to none.”
“We are also seriously considering awarding him the Defenseman of the Year award not only for his backwards skating ability, but also his ability to defend against everything he’s done wrong by effectively blaming all ills on someone who hasn’t been in office for almost a year. The fact that people actually buy this defensive maneuver is testimony to his skills.”
In other news, the Vatican has confirmed a request by un-named special interest groups to immediately beatify Saint Barack of Chicago bypassing the normal 5 years after death requirement for this honor. The Vatican is resisting this however, amid increased criticism that they’re obviously racist for this delay in granting the request.
Developing..
So now the Noble Prize is a joke. Obama is not qualified.
Can’t wait for SNL!
90 second delay? :( No good.
The people’s apathy is the only reason for Zero’s ascension.
LOL!
Has anyone checked out the FR Breaking News Sidebar on the homepage?
This guy’s head will be so fat they’ll have to enlarge the doors at the White House. The worst president ever and he gets the Nobel. I suppose they love that he’s ruining the USA.
“Rush,
If you’re gonna make us listen - couldn’t you show some mercy and at least speed it up a bit?”
He heard ya!
Trying to call Rush and tell him my sleep number story.
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