Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
They love a weakened, neutered United States...
Surprised anyone in Norway is still alive since Oprah ate it last week. *LMAO*
I think I’m going to nominate Jim Thompson for the next Nobel Peace Prize.
A good point Rush raises about now Zero being Peace President he has the rationale not to send more troops to help our own armed forces laying their lives on the line each day.
We can't award the Olympics to Chicago AND give Obama the Nobel ... screw Chicago, we want Barack, mmmm mmmmm mmmmmm
My head is going to explode. The world is upside down and is spiraling out of control.
Bump to your cousin’s paragraph
“One more thing I want to add. Obama says that he has no objection to the TAliban having a say in the government in Afghanistan. Anyone who believes that the TAliban will cooperate to bring a better life to the people of that country is smoking some funny weeds. Take a look back to how the TAliban ran Afghanistan before we ran them out. Public executions of women and men; schools closed and women forbidden to go to school or to be seen in public without being fully covered. Men having to wear beards and the religious police delving into every aspect of every day life. Allowing these people back into the running of the country will eventually lead to their taking over the country since they will intimidate everyone and with Obama’s usport; will do it legally. Unbelievable.”
Obama is condemning the regular people in Afghanistan to a potential death, along with our soldiers.
Rush,
If you’re gonna make us listen - couldn’t you show some mercy and at least speed it up a bit?
At least you were awake enough to turn on the ‘puter. The clock radio woke me up with this BS news.
If you traded in a clunker worth $3500, you get $4500 off for an apparent “savings” of $1000.
However, you have to pay taxes on the $4500 come April 15th (something that no auto dealer will tell you). If you are in the 30% tax bracket, you will pay $1350 on that $4500.
So, rather than save $1000, you actually pay an extra $350 to the feds. In addition, you traded in a car that was most likely paid for. Now you have 4 or 5 years of payments on a car that you did not need, that was costing you less to run than the payments that you will now be making.
But wait, it gets even better: you also got ripped off by the dealer.
For example, every dealer here in LA was selling the Ford Focus with all the goodies including A/C, auto transmission, power windows, etc for $12,500 the month before the “cash for clunkers” program started.
When “cash for clunkers” came along, they stopped discounting them and instead sold them at the list price of $15,500. So, you paid $3000 more than you would have the month before. (Honda, Toyota, and Kia played the same list price game that Ford and Chevy did).
So lets do the final tally here:
You traded in a car worth: $3500
You got a discount of: $4500
We could also add in the additional taxes (sales tax, state tax, etc.) on the extra $3000 that you paid for the car, along with the 5 years of interest on the car loan but lets just stop here.
So who actually made out on the deal? The feds collected taxes on the car along with taxes on the $4500 they “gave” you. The car dealers made an extra $3000 or more on every car they sold along with the kickbacks from the manufacturers and the loan companies. The manufacturers got to dump lots of cars they could not give away the month before. And the poor stupid consumer got saddled with even more debt that they cannot afford.
Obama and his band of merry men convinced Joe consumer that he was getting $4500 in “free” money from the “government” when in fact Joe was giving away his $3500 car and paying an additional $3350 for the privilege.
He said “second Kenyan!!!”
I’d gladly give them Barack and Chicago...except I won’t accept any returns.
Did you throw it at the wall?
What’s incredible is 0zero’s name was submitted 2 weeks after he took office.
He hadn’t even gone on his apology tour yet.
Cheers!
“My head is going to explode. The world is upside down and is spiraling out of control.”
We live in Bizarro World. A world which the MSM helped create in 2007 and 2008. A world which self-righteous liberals helped create.
Rush, he means YOU
As Victor Davis Hanson said yesterday, Obama (and the left) is tempting Nemisis. This will blow up in his and the Noble Prize committee face.
Not only that...something for the indoctrination histroy boocz n US pubwic screwels......
“He said “second Kenyan!!!””
LOL, I missed that.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.