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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Lazamataz

* AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.... awarding Mr. Universe title to Michael Moore.


61 posted on 10/09/2009 6:49:34 AM PDT by paws_and_whiskers (Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed. Prov. 12:19)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Excellent!!!


62 posted on 10/09/2009 6:50:09 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE......

Awarding the game MVP to the water boy.


63 posted on 10/09/2009 6:50:28 AM PDT by hiramknight (Freedom isn't free. Ask a marine, soldier, airmen or sailor.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding the Super Bowl championship to the Detroit Lions.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding the World Series championship to the Chicago Cubs.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding the Acadamy award for Best Motion Picture to Wolverine.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding the Miss Universe title to Amy Winehouse.

64 posted on 10/09/2009 6:50:29 AM PDT by Harley (Life is Tough, But It's a Lot Tougher When You're a Liberal. Stop Global Whining Now.)
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To: Lazamataz

I always save my best for you, Laz.


65 posted on 10/09/2009 6:51:01 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: mnehring
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....

...putting Michele Obama on the "Best Dressed List"....Oh...wait....

66 posted on 10/09/2009 6:51:41 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Chicago, Chicago, that Toddlin' Town without an Olympics...la de da......Shell and O strike out!)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....giving one to Bin Laden...

Now let me make that noise they make with their mouth as they threw their hands in the air on 9/11


67 posted on 10/09/2009 6:51:44 AM PDT by RummyChick
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To: AppyPappy

Google “Real Men of Genius Notre Dame Fans”.


68 posted on 10/09/2009 6:52:12 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE...Michael Savage being knighted by the Queen of England.


69 posted on 10/09/2009 6:52:13 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: Lazamataz

...like giving David Letterman the Husband of the Year Award.


70 posted on 10/09/2009 6:52:22 AM PDT by poindexter
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To: poindexter

NICE! Topical!


71 posted on 10/09/2009 6:52:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: RummyChick

You know, all kidding aside, I really believe they WOULD give the prize to Bin Ladin. I’m NOT JOKING.


72 posted on 10/09/2009 6:52:50 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: thepatriot1

73 posted on 10/09/2009 6:52:51 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: Lazamataz

.........like awarding a writer the Pulitzer before he buys a typewriter.


74 posted on 10/09/2009 6:52:51 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ('They're drinking the juice.'~ Barack H. Obama)
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To: Lazamataz


75 posted on 10/09/2009 6:52:53 AM PDT by pookie18 (Jindal-Palin or Palin-Jindal or Palin/Cheney '12)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....when Time Magazine made me "Person of the Year" in 2006. I too, was "humbled" and proudly added that achievement to my resume.
76 posted on 10/09/2009 6:53:03 AM PDT by Musketeer
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding Milli Vanilli a Best New Artist Grammy Award.
77 posted on 10/09/2009 6:53:13 AM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Blowing smoke up my hairy Irish ass.

78 posted on 10/09/2009 6:53:29 AM PDT by dersepp (I am an Angry, Brooks Bros. Mob of One)
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To: delphirogatio
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Awarding Katrina Looter Dude the Prize for Economics

LOL!! Lootie!!


79 posted on 10/09/2009 6:54:08 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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Why don’t we just crown him Miss America and be done with it? On second thought, make it Miss Universe.


80 posted on 10/09/2009 6:54:15 AM PDT by Lacey
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