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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
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| Oct 8 2009
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Tzimisce
Giving Iran nukes in our quest for peace.
Ouch!
181
posted on
10/09/2009 7:28:23 AM PDT
by
CPT Clay
(Pick up your weapon and follow me.)
To: Lazamataz
... giving the March, 2009 Academy Award to 2012.
182
posted on
10/09/2009 7:28:46 AM PDT
by
dangus
(I am JimThompson)
To: All
THE CONTEST RESULTS, UPDATED!!! All of your entries have been retabulated, and the winner is STILLLLllllll....
BARACK OBAMA!!!!!
183
posted on
10/09/2009 7:29:52 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: r9etb
Grauman’s chinese theater *spell check is stupid*
184
posted on
10/09/2009 7:30:09 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O)
To: paws_and_whiskers
>> AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.... awarding Mr. Universe title to Michael Moore. <<
Among all competitors, he does have the strongest quantum gravity field.
185
posted on
10/09/2009 7:30:29 AM PDT
by
dangus
(I am JimThompson)
To: abishai
186
posted on
10/09/2009 7:30:37 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like giving astronaut wings to a four-year-old with a bath towel ‘cape.’
Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like giving John Kerry a Purple Heart for a hangnail.
Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like awarding a multi-billion-dollar contract to a sixth-grader’s sidewalk lemonade stand.
Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like naming someone the victor on “Iron Chef” after they correctly prepare Hamburger Helper according to the box directions.
187
posted on
10/09/2009 7:30:42 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of the International Olympic Committee.)
To: CPT Clay
Having NAMBLA own and operate a child care center.
188
posted on
10/09/2009 7:30:45 AM PDT
by
cpdiii
(roughneck, oilfield trash and proud of it, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, iconoclast.)
To: Lazamataz
Based on what others have suggested -- let every October 9th be forever known as October Obama Fool's Day, to memorialize the Folly of Obama-types and those who idolize them. Happy OOFday!
189
posted on
10/09/2009 7:30:48 AM PDT
by
bvw
To: Ann Archy
Is like a blond dating O.J. Simpson:
190
posted on
10/09/2009 7:31:47 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
...A senator voting YEA on a bill they haven't read.
191
posted on
10/09/2009 7:31:57 AM PDT
by
domeika
To: Sloth
Great entries!
However, Barack Obama still had the best entry.
He didn't actually write it down, but he still wins.
192
posted on
10/09/2009 7:32:03 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: TheThirdRuffian
But he ONLY dates blondes.....probably blonde men in prison also!
To: Dallas59
Grauman’s chinese theater *spell check is stupid* ;-) I know ... but it was fun posting the pic....
194
posted on
10/09/2009 7:34:25 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....naming Michelle Obama as one of the 100 most beautiful women in People.
To: r9etb
196
posted on
10/09/2009 7:35:04 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O)
To: domeika
Like an Olympic medal for...
To: Lazamataz
Bronco Bomber winning the Nobel Peace Prize is less satisfying than my morning dump.
198
posted on
10/09/2009 7:35:53 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Obama has "Czars" because men with more integrity than he has still use the titles "Don" and "Capo")
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Hey..... I have received that prize only it was hound dog poo. Maybe the “water dog” will award nobama the same prize.
199
posted on
10/09/2009 7:37:00 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Lazamataz
"You win."
LOL!! I'm hoping this award is an omen of history repeating itself, that is, like Carter, Obama will also be a one-term President.
200
posted on
10/09/2009 7:39:01 AM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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