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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
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| Oct 8 2009
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Lazamataz
mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
141
posted on
10/09/2009 7:13:21 AM PDT
by
GeronL
To: longjack
I guess the Nobel Peace Prize has become the Miss Congeniality Award of the Miss America/World Contest
To: Dallas59
He deserves “best actor” Oscar. He is simply an empty suit “pretending to care about this nation while his mentors destroy our monetary system for their own gain.
143
posted on
10/09/2009 7:13:45 AM PDT
by
IceAge
To: IceAge
And a star at Grommets Chinese Theater!
144
posted on
10/09/2009 7:14:25 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O)
To: GeronL
145
posted on
10/09/2009 7:14:41 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... making Michael Moore the spokesperson for Slim-Fast.
146
posted on
10/09/2009 7:14:44 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Hope....Change...Bullsh*t)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....
Awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to Yassar Arafat.
147
posted on
10/09/2009 7:14:56 AM PDT
by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
To: Lazamataz
Another quote from the past that is appropriate:
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize...should make John McEnroe yell at the Nobel panel, “You CANNOT be serious!” and then strike them all with his racquet.
148
posted on
10/09/2009 7:14:56 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
To: Lazamataz
......Crowning Jeanine Garafolo as Miss AMerica.
To: thepatriot1
Giving the “Father of the year” award to John Edwards
Good one!!!
150
posted on
10/09/2009 7:16:14 AM PDT
by
CPT Clay
(Pick up your weapon and follow me.)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE - giving ACORN the Big Brothers and Big Sisters award for youth counseling.
151
posted on
10/09/2009 7:16:49 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
To: Tzimisce
152
posted on
10/09/2009 7:17:17 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Servant of the Cross
153
posted on
10/09/2009 7:18:05 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
It is not even like anything. This was set up by Soros and his ilk to make sure Obama stays in line with his policies of destroying America (disarmament of nuclear weapons, enemy of Israel, giving away our missile tech for “peace”).
This is to make sure he wears the label “peacemaker” the rest of his term. This is the Soros way. He puts deposits in the bank up front expecting a return on his investment later.
154
posted on
10/09/2009 7:18:08 AM PDT
by
truthandlife
("Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the LORD our God." (Ps 20:7))
To: Lazamataz
Children sing his praises.
On his first day in office...
On his second day in office...
blah blah
“On his 12th day in office, the Nobel Committee, nominated him for the Peace Prize...”
155
posted on
10/09/2009 7:18:11 AM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
getting your Doctorate Degree 12 days into community college classes!
156
posted on
10/09/2009 7:18:42 AM PDT
by
Ancient Drive
(DRINK COFFEE! - Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy!)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... entering your Smart Car in a monster truck rally.
157
posted on
10/09/2009 7:18:48 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Hope....Change...Bullsh*t)
To: bobsatwork
To: Ann Archy
159
posted on
10/09/2009 7:19:03 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: reagan_fanatic
160
posted on
10/09/2009 7:19:33 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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