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Fat, Drunk and Stupid is No Way to Go Through Life
PrudentBear.com ^ | 08/19/09 | James Quinn

Posted on 08/25/2009 12:56:37 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway

Dean Wormer: "Did you boys see your grade point averages yet?" Hoover: "They're not posted yet, sir." Dean Wormer: "I've seen them. Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F - that's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger, you're at the top of the Delta pledge class." [Bluto gives Kroger a congratulatory nudge] Dean Wormer: "Mr. Dorfman." Flounder: "Hellooooo." Dean Wormer: "0.2. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House - 1.6. Four C's and an F. A fine example you set. Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu- [looks up to see that Bluto has stuck pencils up his nose] Mr. Blutarsky. Zero POINT zero." ─ Scene from Animal House (1978)

Wormer was correct. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. An immeasurable swath of America has not heeded his advice. According to the Centers for Disease Control, 66% of adults over the age of 20 are overweight or obese. That is approximately 140 million adults. Somewhere between 15 and 20 million Americans can be classified as alcoholics.


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Fat, Drunk and Stupid.....all part of the democratic party plan.....
1 posted on 08/25/2009 12:56:37 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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2 posted on 08/25/2009 12:58:10 PM PDT by MarkeyD (OBAMA. Chains we can believe in!)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway; LucyT
Oh CHUT UP!

Senator Ted Kennedy does quite fine thank you!

Didn't interfere with his swimming ability either.

3 posted on 08/25/2009 12:58:55 PM PDT by Candor7 (The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule ,derision ,truth. (member NRA)
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To: MarkeyD

Ya know the older I get the less funny I find “Animal House”.


4 posted on 08/25/2009 12:59:15 PM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

At first I thought that this was a life’s lesson about Teddy????


5 posted on 08/25/2009 1:00:22 PM PDT by eeriegeno (<p>)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

“FOOD FIGHT!!!”


6 posted on 08/25/2009 1:00:24 PM PDT by astyanax (I'm here to spread peace, love and happiness... so get the f*#% out of my way.)
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To: MarkeyD
I just KNEW I'd see a picture of Fat Drunk Ted ...
7 posted on 08/25/2009 1:00:29 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

You can add Michael Moore to this list also.


8 posted on 08/25/2009 1:00:36 PM PDT by A Cyrenian
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Fat, Drunk and Stupid is No Way to Go Through Life

...is this a Ted Kennedy thread...?


9 posted on 08/25/2009 1:01:24 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Ah, apt description of our senate and house.


10 posted on 08/25/2009 1:02:22 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

If I wanted to be fat, drunk, and stupid I would have voted for Obomba.


11 posted on 08/25/2009 1:02:25 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: astyanax

"Food Fight"

12 posted on 08/25/2009 1:03:03 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Please God Save The United States From Barack Hussein Al-Obama. Amen.)
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To: MarkeyD

Leave Teddy alone.

Mary Jo is going to greet him with a baseball bat.


13 posted on 08/25/2009 1:04:11 PM PDT by montomike (Politics should be about service and not a lucrative, money-making opportunity!)
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Well, I’m not stupid and the song goes “2 out of three ain’t bad.” I’ve been trying to lose weight on the Twinkie diet but it’s getting me nowhere.


14 posted on 08/25/2009 1:04:29 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I don’t know about this thread man... you do realize that 66% of the Freepers fall into this category too? Sure... being overweight is dangerous to your health and it is hard to get lean... but I don’t think it is real cool to make fun of overweight people...


15 posted on 08/25/2009 1:04:47 PM PDT by John123 (My Definition of Liberals - Folks who validates their existence by calling someone a racist.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
According to the Centers for Disease Control, 66% of adults over the age of 20 are overweight or obese.

It's none of the government's business how many Americans are fat, drunk or stupid. They are not The People's Mom.

Of course, the whole point of socialized medical care is that it provides the rationalization for government control of our food, alcohol, tobacco, and medicine intake.

Public schools already decide what today's children need to know to not be "stupid" anymore.

16 posted on 08/25/2009 1:06:34 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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That’s just because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.


17 posted on 08/25/2009 1:07:41 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (My tagline is an honor student at Free Republic Elementary School.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Quick, call the food Nazis!


18 posted on 08/25/2009 1:08:37 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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While I'm the first to agree that people are fat stooopid hogs because they are fat stupid hogs, the introduction of the synthetic molecule HFCS into our food supply tracks perfectly on a graph with the rise in obeeeesity.

Yeah, it's a pet peeve of mine, mostly because I miss the sound of a 6oz. green glass bottle of perfectly made coke (with real sugar , etc.) slammin' down the shooot of an old red coke machine when I shove a real dime made from real silver in it.

19 posted on 08/25/2009 1:08:56 PM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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“I’ve been trying to lose weight on the Twinkie diet but it’s getting me nowhere.”

That’s because you are supposed to deep fry them and then dust them with powdered sugar and drizzle that with chocolate sauce prior to eating.


20 posted on 08/25/2009 1:09:05 PM PDT by Grunthor (Lord, let me take my faith as seriously as muslims take theirs.)
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