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The new GM will discontinue SUV's and focus on wind hybrids
The Daily Redundancy ^

Posted on 04/13/2009 11:08:03 AM PDT by chordmaster

DETROIT, MI - General Motors intends to create a new auto division as part of its plan to avoid Chapter 11 bankruptcy, according to sources inside the company. The division will focus on the production of wind hybrids - a new, yet unproven technology that combines wind power, battery operated electrical motors and conventional gasoline engines. Executives believe the move will satisfy consumer demand for environmentally friendly cars and fulfill government requirements for continued public funding...

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: automakers; energy; generalmotors; satire; suv
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1 posted on 04/13/2009 11:08:06 AM PDT by chordmaster
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I don’t think this is the right tack for GM. It seems that they’re sailing into trouble.


2 posted on 04/13/2009 11:11:08 AM PDT by thesharkboy (<-- Looking for the silver lining in every cloud, since 1998)
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To: chordmaster

That’s the ticket, cancel one of your best segments of business to curry favor with a man who has never owned a business or held an executive position at one.

Adios GM.


3 posted on 04/13/2009 11:11:08 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Pres__ent Obama's own grandmother says he was born in Kenya. She was there.)
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To: chordmaster
BU-BYE GM
Nice knowing Ya.
4 posted on 04/13/2009 11:11:28 AM PDT by DeaconRed (The Situation is 100 Times worse than we ever imagined. BO Has Got to GO! ! ! FUBO)
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“a new, yet unproven technology that combines wind power, battery operated electrical motors and conventional gasoline engines.....”

Billions and billions of taxpayers money to design and build a beanie with a prop?.....please!


5 posted on 04/13/2009 11:12:17 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: chordmaster

Wind hybrids.

Har!

You almost had me.


6 posted on 04/13/2009 11:13:03 AM PDT by Glenn (Free Venezuela!)
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To: DoughtyOne; thesharkboy; chordmaster

7 posted on 04/13/2009 11:13:07 AM PDT by Enterprise (Hey Pirates - you got yer asses kicked!)
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To: chordmaster

My dad used something similar to this technology. Its called coasting down hill. Pretty much sums up GM.


8 posted on 04/13/2009 11:13:30 AM PDT by linn37 (a mortgage in every pot)
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To: chordmaster

These guys at GM need to go back in history and read what our fine government did to GE.


9 posted on 04/13/2009 11:13:58 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: chordmaster

Great use of satire. Sounds interesting on first glance, then the tongue-in-cheek just makes you burst out laughing! *snicker*


10 posted on 04/13/2009 11:14:01 AM PDT by Utilizer (What does not kill you... -can sometimes damage you QUITE severely.)
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To: chordmaster

Why do you post such crap, it can’t possibly be a real article!


11 posted on 04/13/2009 11:14:06 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

*cough*dilithiumcrystals*cough*


12 posted on 04/13/2009 11:14:17 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: chordmaster

GM is stupid for doing this. But, they probably didn’t have a choice with their new CEO, Hussein Obama.


13 posted on 04/13/2009 11:14:28 AM PDT by kcvl
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14 posted on 04/13/2009 11:14:32 AM PDT by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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Bwaaa! This is from The Department Of Redundancy Department!


15 posted on 04/13/2009 11:14:56 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: chordmaster

Their Perpetual Motion Division is hard at work as well.


16 posted on 04/13/2009 11:15:15 AM PDT by Sloth (The tree of liberty desperately needs watering.)
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I wanna know which SCCA showroom stock class this thing will be eligible for.


17 posted on 04/13/2009 11:15:16 AM PDT by technically right
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GM's new NASCAR entry as designed by the Obamas.

18 posted on 04/13/2009 11:15:34 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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This is a joke right? Hard to tell with some of these dumb satire messages probably posted by OBots.


19 posted on 04/13/2009 11:15:56 AM PDT by Frantzie (Boycott GE - they own NBC, MSNBC, CNBC & Universal. Boycott Disney - they own ABC)
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To: Enterprise
his one is faster!

20 posted on 04/13/2009 11:16:10 AM PDT by dblshot
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