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Black President means Asteroid is coming
The Daily Show ^ | January 28, 2009

Posted on 01/29/2009 7:36:31 AM PST by Ipberg

Jon Stewart host of THE DAILY SHOW joked with guest Neil deGrasse Tyson (astrophysicist, contributor to "NOVA" on PBS) on January 28, 2009 whether having a black President means an asteroid is on the way. Tyson said there's one due in 2029 projected to come between Earth and it's own orbiting satellites.

Even the liberals are getting nervous that reality is going to mimic art, ie. DEEP IMPACT. If you recall the plot of the movie, the President used the coming disaster to execute martial law, round up a select few elites to be saved in underground cities, and leave the masses to face certain death.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: astronomy; barackhusseinobama; bho44; blackpresident; deepimpact; morganfreeman
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1 posted on 01/29/2009 7:36:31 AM PST by Ipberg
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To: Ipberg

I found Stewarts bit about President Obama’s interview noting he has muslim relatives both surprising, and hysterically funny.

Perhaps little Jon got a bit embarrassed by the articles recently mocking the comics being ‘afraid’ to mock the new POTUS?

We’ll see.


2 posted on 01/29/2009 7:38:23 AM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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To: Ipberg
an asteroid _is_ coming! Not sure when exactly, but it's going to be a pretty bad day.


Rev 8:8-9 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.


3 posted on 01/29/2009 7:39:01 AM PST by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: Ipberg

What a wonderful thing it would be if we had a black president half as smart as the actor Morgan Freeman ... instead of the done nothing, know nothing, silk suit, shoeshine and a smile we got now.


4 posted on 01/29/2009 7:39:47 AM PST by mgc1122
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To: Ipberg

I think I’d rather perish with the masses than survive with the “elites” they’d choose.


5 posted on 01/29/2009 7:40:21 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Ipberg

Man, if ONLY Morgan Freeman was president.


6 posted on 01/29/2009 7:40:22 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life American Atheist)
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To: Ipberg
Since Barry Hussein is half black,50% of the asteroid will burn up before impact.
7 posted on 01/29/2009 7:40:56 AM PST by 4yearlurker (Independence! The Federal Constitution,may it never fail. (~Caleb Earle -1811.))
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To: Ipberg

Jon Stewart host of THE DAILY SHOW

___

I stop reading right there.


8 posted on 01/29/2009 7:41:09 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote (INGSOC starts 1.20.09)
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To: Badeye

I loved this skit he did about “change”:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=216538&title=changefest-09-obamas-inaugural


9 posted on 01/29/2009 7:43:59 AM PST by rom (Obama '12 slogan: Let's keep on hopin'!)
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To: Ipberg

2029?

So Obama is going to still be president 20 years from now?

LOL..what are the liberals smoking these days?


10 posted on 01/29/2009 7:44:58 AM PST by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
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To: chuck_the_tv_out

We have to get past 2012 first

This summer’s disaster flick is called “2012”

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/2012/

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/29jul_planetx.htm

http://www.december212012.com/articles/PlanetX_Nibiru/NASA_AND_PLANET_X.htm

http://www.detailshere.com/niburu.htm


11 posted on 01/29/2009 7:45:37 AM PST by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: penelopesire

President for Life? He’s already made allusions to the fact that it may take him more than 1 or 2 terms to fix things around here.

I told my friends before he was elected, that if he were they’d seriously look at trying to repeal the term limits on him. With his ACORN buddies now basically an arm of the government, voter fraud will continue til there is a permanent Democrat stranglehold on our country.

Unless something is done of course :)


12 posted on 01/29/2009 7:49:01 AM PST by rom (Obama '12 slogan: Let's keep on hopin'!)
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To: silverleaf

what a bunch of crap!!

planet x is causing climate change!!!! lol

i never understand why alex jones does so well, then i realize there are a LOT of gullible people


13 posted on 01/29/2009 7:51:00 AM PST by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: penelopesire
So Obama is going to still be president 20 years from now? LOL..what are the liberals smoking these days?

The dims are trying to get a bill that eliminates terms of presidents, so Hopy-changy can be Pres. as long as he wants. And I've been saying in here for two years that the dims are so power hungry and Zero has an ego as big as the earth, that we are looking at another Hugo Chaves, a dictator in waiting.

14 posted on 01/29/2009 7:52:14 AM PST by YellowRoseofTx (Evil is not the opposite of God; it's the absence of God)
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To: penelopesire; All
2029?

So Obama is going to still be president 20 years from now?

I believe there is a bill on the docket right now to remove presidential term limits. Not kidding!!!!

H J Resolution 5

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the twenty-second article of amendment, thereby removing the limitation on the number of terms an individual may serve as President.

Sponsored by Rep Jose Ferraro (Dem of NY)

15 posted on 01/29/2009 7:54:06 AM PST by HomeschoolMomma (YES SHE CAN! Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: Darkwolf377
Man, if ONLY Morgan Freeman was president.

and as God in Bruce Almighty, nothing would be above his pay grade.


16 posted on 01/29/2009 7:56:19 AM PST by Vaquero ( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Ipberg

Asteroid? I could have sworn it meant hemorrhoids.


17 posted on 01/29/2009 7:56:37 AM PST by TADSLOS (McCain always has a job as Obama's Butt Boy when he loses his seat in 2010)
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To: HomeschoolMomma

Apparently that NY dem has been trying to pass that bill for years. He can’t even get any co-sponsors. It bears watching to be sure...but I don’t think even the democrats are that dumb...yet!

But who knows? They have a Messiah now...and have become a cult!


18 posted on 01/29/2009 7:59:00 AM PST by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
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To: YellowRoseofTx

If this bill actually passed...we would have a civil war on our hands.


19 posted on 01/29/2009 8:00:43 AM PST by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
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To: Ipberg

On January 22 we were hit by a black assteroid! Ouch!


20 posted on 01/29/2009 8:02:19 AM PST by Doc Savage ("Are you saying Jesus can't hit a curve ball? - Harris to Cerrano - Major League)
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