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Obama admits, “This President stuff is hard and cutting into my gym time” - Blames Republicans
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 1/2/09 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

Posted on 01/02/2009 10:08:48 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32

(Washington, D.C. – 1/2/09) Although LL was unable to contact President-Elect Obama directly, we were able to conduct this spurious interview with one of his campaign staffers regarding a seeming increase of world-wide discontent since the election, instead of the peace and prosperity promised.

Said the staffer on condition of anonymity, “I spoke with Obama this morning and he reflected increasing frustration with the state of the world. He told me this President stuff is so difficult, it's seriously cutting into his gym time. I mean, come on, he was elected on promises of lowering the oceans, tax increases on only those making over $250k, I mean, $200k, I mean, $150k, health care for all, a Prius in every garage, overall world peace and free money for everyone."

"The increase in violence has him flummoxed. Israel/Hamas, inner-city violence, now the startling revelation that global warming will cause a new ice age. How in the world are we going to have a photogenic, finely chiseled, six-pack ab President if his hair actually does turn gray and he’s stuck in the Oval Office dealing with these issues rather than working out?”

"We think these world-wide problems were carefully choreographed by the opposition party, at a time of transition, to make Obama look bad."

Developing..


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bho2008; humor; obama; satire
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1 posted on 01/02/2009 10:08:49 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Bush caused all these problems so as to keep Obama from outshining him athletically.
2 posted on 01/02/2009 10:10:39 AM PST by keepitreal (Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

So basically the responsibilities he campaigned for is cutting into his precious gym time? GYM TIME IS MORE IMPORTANT!!??

What a spoiled snot. Why oh why oh why do I see this fool delegating his duties to a bunch of celebs?


3 posted on 01/02/2009 10:13:24 AM PST by Niuhuru (I'm A Racist and Proud Of It!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Bush is the one. He caused all the problems. Just wait. Until 2011 when everyone in the USA realizes that Obama has been in charge since late January 2009, and everything is as bad as before. The media will be able to give him a free pass only so long. Then the public will come to its senses.


4 posted on 01/02/2009 10:14:54 AM PST by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (liberalism = serious mental deficiency)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
LOL

I guess every cloud has a silver lining and this one is that the Obama presidency should generate a lot of humor.

5 posted on 01/02/2009 10:17:35 AM PST by Allegra
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Obama is going to support those that gave him money....like Soros. The rest, the people that voted for him, will be told to go suck an egg. His every word is written for him and the same for all the people he has appointed.


6 posted on 01/02/2009 10:17:40 AM PST by RC2
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To: Niuhuru

Ummm.... “Liberal Lunacy”, “spurious”.


7 posted on 01/02/2009 10:18:33 AM PST by PrairieRoot (Here's hoping Global Warning extends the hunting and logging seasons.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Another anonymous spokesman said that the President-elect has been trying to unwind from a very hectic vacation in Hawaii, where the media just wouldn’t leave him alone. But, having raised expectations that the oceans would recede and the planet would heal... what do we get... his Senate seat for sale, Hamas and Israel in round 345 of the never ending story, Pirates of the Indian Ocean hijacking ships. Don’t these people know that the messiah’s here?


8 posted on 01/02/2009 10:19:10 AM PST by HondaCRF450
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To: PrairieRoot

ding ding ding


9 posted on 01/02/2009 10:19:15 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (A democrat will break your leg, then hand you a crutch and take credit for your being able to walk.)
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To: PrairieRoot

I take it it’s satire *goes off into corner with tail tucked in*


10 posted on 01/02/2009 10:19:26 AM PST by Niuhuru (I'm A Racist and Proud Of It!)
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To: John Semmens

People are starting to swipe your style...


11 posted on 01/02/2009 10:20:44 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

If the problems were “carefully choreographed”, then why weren’t they “choreographed” more carefully so that they WOULD WAIT until Jan 21, 2009 to start?
Liberalism truly is a mental illness.


12 posted on 01/02/2009 10:22:05 AM PST by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (liberalism = serious mental deficiency)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

As much as I dislike obama, I think everyone says things either tounge and cheek or sarcastically.

Much ado...


13 posted on 01/02/2009 10:22:48 AM PST by Doug TX
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To: Niuhuru

Yeah, but you know, it’s getting to be really difficult to tell the difference anymore. What’s satire today ends up being the truth tomorrow.


14 posted on 01/02/2009 10:23:03 AM PST by PrairieRoot (Here's hoping Global Warning extends the hunting and logging seasons.)
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To: PrairieRoot

Yep, that’s what scares me.


15 posted on 01/02/2009 10:23:51 AM PST by Niuhuru (I'm A Racist and Proud Of It!)
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To: Niuhuru

It never ceases to amaze me the number of freepers who continuously fall for self-described “spurious” reports and react as if they were true.


16 posted on 01/02/2009 10:32:33 AM PST by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

For a long time Obama had a very good assistant, Vera Baker. May be calling in Ms. Baker could loosen Obama’s “load”.

Sorry, I Forgot, Michele has a BIG problem with Vera!


17 posted on 01/02/2009 10:40:23 AM PST by WellyP
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I love this stuff! Lets me know which FReepers don’t read the articles!


18 posted on 01/02/2009 10:49:08 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing! I'm a doctor, and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

As others have said before, if he actually spent time working out in the gym, he wouldn’t be so scrawny.


19 posted on 01/02/2009 11:06:43 AM PST by Sig Sauer P220 (The Big 3 Auto Makers - Where Attention to Kwality is Jobe Won.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Sorry, but we don’t have to make him look bad. He does a great job all by himself.The problem is that the empty suit is the only one to show up. Amen.


20 posted on 01/02/2009 11:19:09 AM PST by gakrak ("A wise man's heart is his right hand, But a fool's heart is at his left" Eccl 10:2)
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