Posted on 01/02/2009 10:08:48 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C. – 1/2/09) Although LL was unable to contact President-Elect Obama directly, we were able to conduct this spurious interview with one of his campaign staffers regarding a seeming increase of world-wide discontent since the election, instead of the peace and prosperity promised.
Said the staffer on condition of anonymity, “I spoke with Obama this morning and he reflected increasing frustration with the state of the world. He told me this President stuff is so difficult, it's seriously cutting into his gym time. I mean, come on, he was elected on promises of lowering the oceans, tax increases on only those making over $250k, I mean, $200k, I mean, $150k, health care for all, a Prius in every garage, overall world peace and free money for everyone."
"The increase in violence has him flummoxed. Israel/Hamas, inner-city violence, now the startling revelation that global warming will cause a new ice age. How in the world are we going to have a photogenic, finely chiseled, six-pack ab President if his hair actually does turn gray and he’s stuck in the Oval Office dealing with these issues rather than working out?”
"We think these world-wide problems were carefully choreographed by the opposition party, at a time of transition, to make Obama look bad."
Developing..
So basically the responsibilities he campaigned for is cutting into his precious gym time? GYM TIME IS MORE IMPORTANT!!??
What a spoiled snot. Why oh why oh why do I see this fool delegating his duties to a bunch of celebs?
Bush is the one. He caused all the problems. Just wait. Until 2011 when everyone in the USA realizes that Obama has been in charge since late January 2009, and everything is as bad as before. The media will be able to give him a free pass only so long. Then the public will come to its senses.
I guess every cloud has a silver lining and this one is that the Obama presidency should generate a lot of humor.
Obama is going to support those that gave him money....like Soros. The rest, the people that voted for him, will be told to go suck an egg. His every word is written for him and the same for all the people he has appointed.
Ummm.... “Liberal Lunacy”, “spurious”.
Another anonymous spokesman said that the President-elect has been trying to unwind from a very hectic vacation in Hawaii, where the media just wouldn’t leave him alone. But, having raised expectations that the oceans would recede and the planet would heal... what do we get... his Senate seat for sale, Hamas and Israel in round 345 of the never ending story, Pirates of the Indian Ocean hijacking ships. Don’t these people know that the messiah’s here?
ding ding ding
I take it it’s satire *goes off into corner with tail tucked in*
People are starting to swipe your style...
If the problems were “carefully choreographed”, then why weren’t they “choreographed” more carefully so that they WOULD WAIT until Jan 21, 2009 to start?
Liberalism truly is a mental illness.
As much as I dislike obama, I think everyone says things either tounge and cheek or sarcastically.
Much ado...
Yeah, but you know, it’s getting to be really difficult to tell the difference anymore. What’s satire today ends up being the truth tomorrow.
Yep, that’s what scares me.
It never ceases to amaze me the number of freepers who continuously fall for self-described “spurious” reports and react as if they were true.
For a long time Obama had a very good assistant, Vera Baker. May be calling in Ms. Baker could loosen Obama’s “load”.
Sorry, I Forgot, Michele has a BIG problem with Vera!
I love this stuff! Lets me know which FReepers don’t read the articles!
As others have said before, if he actually spent time working out in the gym, he wouldn’t be so scrawny.
Sorry, but we don’t have to make him look bad. He does a great job all by himself.The problem is that the empty suit is the only one to show up. Amen.
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