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The Top 10 Reasons to Live in Northern Michigan
Myself | 9-20-2008 | Awgie

Posted on 09/20/2008 7:16:54 AM PDT by Awgie

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Northern Michigan

* Your clothing budget is dramatically reduced! For 6 months of the year, you only need matching his and hers' snowmobile suits.

* Property values are certain to rise. According to Al Gore Northern Michigan will soon have temperatures similar to Southern Georgia.

* If you live in a really small town (that's Northern Michigan!) and you don't like your city Mayor...don't worry. There's a good chance they will soon be appointed to the Supreme Court or the United Nations or possibly...VP of the United States!

* You get to enjoy the annual purging of the gene pool as beer swilling drunken rifle toting auto workers perform the "Dick Cheney" on one another.

* You get the biggest and best Christmas presents...Being so close to the North Pole Santa saves a lot on fuel costs.

* Current scientific research shows that Northern Michigan females suffering from long winter "Cabin Fever" are much more likely to find their men sexually irresistible...in spite of the Grizzly Adams facial hair, mukluk’s and long johns evening wear, and buckshot scars on his butt. (Damn that Dick Cheney!)

* Places like Flint and Detroit are 200 miles to the south...and most of the people there can't afford the gas to get out!

* Sasquatch sightings are very common. Unfortunately it is often a case of mistaken identity and turns out to be Michael Moore.


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Please help me add to this list. I want to send it to a friend who lives in Northern Michigan near Traverse City.
1 posted on 09/20/2008 7:16:55 AM PDT by Awgie
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To: Awgie

Three words: Pasty, pasty, pasty.


2 posted on 09/20/2008 7:22:30 AM PDT by DManA
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To: Awgie

If you’re a Yooper, you get the pleasure of beating the tar out of any down-staters who wander across the bridge.


3 posted on 09/20/2008 7:27:02 AM PDT by gridlock (The Democrats have attacked Motherhood. Now, if they attack Baseball and Apple Pie, we got it made!)
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To: Awgie

the biggest question is Northern MI typically root for Michigan or Lil Brother?


4 posted on 09/20/2008 7:27:45 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (How does one win over terrorists? KILL them with UNKINDNESS)
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To: Awgie

Fresh cherries!


5 posted on 09/20/2008 7:28:38 AM PDT by stayathomemom ( nowanemptynester)
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To: Awgie

#12- Da Yoopers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb9yhhflmvY


6 posted on 09/20/2008 7:29:21 AM PDT by mombyprofession
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To: Awgie

The famous UP pasty. Should be strong enough to be thrown down a mine shaft.

7 posted on 09/20/2008 7:31:23 AM PDT by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: Awgie

The Blue Angels come every two years, and drives the dems crazy.


8 posted on 09/20/2008 7:33:52 AM PDT by JPII Be Not Afraid (McCain/Palin 08)
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To: mombyprofession

PERFECT!!


9 posted on 09/20/2008 7:36:13 AM PDT by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: DManA

Just make sure they pronounce it correctly! While in the U.P. this summer, I heard someone order a paste-ey. Common mistake, I know, but pretty funny.


10 posted on 09/20/2008 7:44:01 AM PDT by Flo Nightengale (Keep sweet? I'll show you sweet.....)
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To: shove_it

And I make the best pasties in the world (or at least in my family)... ;0)

Are you scratching your head yet to figure out how an Alabama LakeLady makes that outlandish claim...?

I was born in Hancock, but forcibly removed from my home state at the age of 6 months. Our family pasty tradition has carried on from Granny down 3 generations and pasties are now famous in Slapout, AL and Atlanta, GA.


11 posted on 09/20/2008 7:50:19 AM PDT by LakeLady (Above the fray; below the fray....I just wanna be in the fray!!! Defeat 'Bama/Bidet)
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To: LakeLady

My father-in-law grew up in Hancock! Frankly, I think the recipe I got from him is the best. :) Who knows? Maybe it was a special Hancock secret recipe that we both share!


12 posted on 09/20/2008 7:56:39 AM PDT by Flo Nightengale (Keep sweet? I'll show you sweet.....)
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To: DManA
Pasty, pasty, pasty.

Oh my goodness. My late husband's mother was a Finn from the UP. When we first got married, he wanted me to learn to make pasties. I'd never heard of them and certainly wasn't going to make them.

My whole marriage all I heard was, 'If I could just make some pasties and sell them here in Philly, we'd be millionaires!'

13 posted on 09/20/2008 7:58:52 AM PDT by radiohead (The hypocritcal Left - attacking a woman for being what they said women should be.)
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To: Awgie

Not bad, but I’d eliminate the last reason mentioned, give top priority to the sixth reason mentioned, and give second priority to this: Because it’s gorgeous, and, if Al’s predictions come true, you’ll have an easy choice between staying there and enjoying the coconut trees and royal palms or moving on up to Point Barrow for more of the same.


14 posted on 09/20/2008 7:59:50 AM PDT by Savage Beast (If anyone can deal with a hostile climate and a pack of wolves it's the Governor of Alaska!)
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To: Flo Nightengale

I’d be interested to compare recipes with you...I’ve had pasties from other places in MI, in England, etc., but none compare with the Hancock pasties. Grandma always said the copper mining country had the best recipe. Maybe you and I feel that way because that is what we were raised with and we were definitely subjected to brain-washing!

Do you know that in England they make them with ground beef?!?!?!?!


15 posted on 09/20/2008 8:06:47 AM PDT by LakeLady (Above the fray; below the fray....I just wanna be in the fray!!! Defeat 'Bama/Bidet)
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To: LakeLady
Do you know that in England they make them with ground beef?!?!?!?!

Well I'll be gobsmacked!

And here I aways liked the English.

16 posted on 09/20/2008 8:10:26 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Just say No to Lawyers! Palin '08! (oh and McWhatshisname too. I guess))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Then they go ‘round the bend and put gravy inside...

I actually still love our “Britishter” friends who visit us every year. I just don’t eat their pasties.

I made mine for them and now they prefer the UP version.


17 posted on 09/20/2008 8:33:14 AM PDT by LakeLady (Above the fray; below the fray....I just wanna be in the fray!!! Defeat 'Bama/Bidet)
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To: Awgie

If Obama manages to steal the White House, you haver an easy route for escaping to Canada before the Wall goes up.


18 posted on 09/20/2008 8:35:18 AM PDT by Norman Conquest (My old man taught me two things: Mind own business, and always cut cards.)
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To: Awgie

Spent a few days in the L’Anse/Baraga area one summer and was astounded that many people never bothered to lock their doors.


19 posted on 09/20/2008 9:01:01 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Flo Nightengale
"Hancock"

My father grew up in Calumet. My mother got her pasty recipe from my grandmother, and it was my all-time favorite childhood meal.

20 posted on 09/20/2008 11:59:50 AM PDT by driftless2
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