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YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF...'
Velvet Hammer ^
| 3-6-08
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Posted on 03/06/2008 10:05:44 PM PST by Nachum
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You cant think of anyone you HAVENT declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. Youve often uttered the phrase, I love what youve done with your cave.
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. Youve ever had a crush on your neighbors goat.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: be; might; taliban; you
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To: forkinsocket
Thanks for that. I am now more sure than ever that they’re out of their freakin’ minds.
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posted on
03/07/2008 4:09:32 AM PST
by
equaviator
("There's a plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
To: ovrtaxt
“And youre a martyr if you die for refusing to deny your faith. Doesnt matter what the murderers motivation is, but its usually religious in nature.”
Yeah right...and Bob Marley was a martyr too (cough).
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posted on
03/07/2008 4:14:50 AM PST
by
equaviator
("There's a plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
To: yankeedame
my command of Islam is wholly a function of google. lol.
43
posted on
03/07/2008 4:19:20 AM PST
by
beebuster2000
(choice is not not peace or war, but small war now, or big war later masquerading as peace now.)
To: forkinsocket
Patrick McNee as Count Iblis in the old Battlestar Galactica.
44
posted on
03/07/2008 4:20:55 AM PST
by
50sDad
(Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
To: Fresh Wind
Is that thing supposed to look like a vagina?I wouldnt know and google wasnt any help. Will defer to you on this one.
45
posted on
03/07/2008 4:21:40 AM PST
by
beebuster2000
(choice is not not peace or war, but small war now, or big war later masquerading as peace now.)
To: equaviator
Bob Marley wasn’t murdered for his faith, as illegitimate as it is. What are you talking about?
46
posted on
03/07/2008 4:29:16 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
To: beebuster2000
there are a bunch of relics in christianity that are sound similarly ridiculous to the meteor in meccaAnd not all christians 'honor' relics. Some would say no christians 'honor' relics...
Would it be 'neat' to find Noah's ark, the ark of the covenant, a splinter from Jesus' cross, etc - I suppose. Many let these things become distractions from our relationship with the one we worship.
I may have a pocket knife from my grandfather, but it is no more than a reminder of the relationship that I had with him, and it doesn't replace him. If it were gone, I would still remember him...Since my God is alive again and with me constantly, having a 'relic' to remember Him by almost seems silly...
47
posted on
03/07/2008 4:42:58 AM PST
by
LearnsFromMistakes
(Member VRWC - Volvo-owning right-wing conspiracy.)
To: LearnsFromMistakes
i hear ya, but you shoulda seen these pilgrims crawling for miles on this greek island to the “relic”. some were quite old and sick. creepy to say the least.
48
posted on
03/07/2008 4:44:32 AM PST
by
beebuster2000
(choice is not not peace or war, but small war now, or big war later masquerading as peace now.)
To: beebuster2000
Well, maybe I just have a dirty mind, but that thing really creeps me out.
49
posted on
03/07/2008 4:49:47 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Vaclav Klaus on global warming skeptics: "a whip of political correctness strangles their voice")
To: Fresh Wind
Is that thing supposed to look like a vagina?It reminds of lesbian icon Georgia O'Keefe's paintings.
50
posted on
03/07/2008 4:52:50 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
To: ovrtaxt
“Bob Marley wasnt murdered for his faith, as illegitimate as it is. What are you talking about?”
Perhaps not murdered but the cancer got him in the end. To some, he is as good as martyred, however “illegtimately”.
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posted on
03/07/2008 4:53:01 AM PST
by
equaviator
("There's a plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
To: equaviator
That’s a stretch. I think you’re trying to make me say something I didn’t say.
52
posted on
03/07/2008 4:54:45 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
To: ovrtaxt
It reminds of lesbian icon Georgia O'Keefe's paintings.Hmmm. You're right. Well, at least you aren't expected to stick your head into her paintings to achieve salvation.
53
posted on
03/07/2008 4:57:45 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Vaclav Klaus on global warming skeptics: "a whip of political correctness strangles their voice")
To: equaviator
The same goes for Che Guevara. He and Marley have their own posthumus iconographies. They’re perceived as being as good as martyred. Probably Arafat too...Martyrdom...it’s just a special way of comprehending a meaningful death. Not that any life or death is ever meaningless.
54
posted on
03/07/2008 5:12:03 AM PST
by
equaviator
("There's a plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
To: M203M4
"Mulva?"
55
posted on
03/07/2008 5:27:59 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Brush your hair and comb your teeth, honey - Obama's comin' to town!!!)
To: LearnsFromMistakes
Well, Muslims don’t worship the black stone either. They just (attempt to) touch & kiss it because Muhammed did so.
To: ovrtaxt
Allah is apparently just a common demon, nothing special, who made a successful power grab with Mohammeds help.
hmmm... I always thought Allah was Satan, but maybe you're right, Allah might just be a minor demon with his taunts and all. Satan might have done a more subtle plan (anyone hear of Gene Robinson??)
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posted on
03/07/2008 10:06:43 AM PST
by
Cronos
("Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, CAIR)
To: equaviator; beebuster2000
well, Iraqi in the sense of where they came from — however, the Qarmatians seem to have been more influenced by Zoroastrianism
58
posted on
03/07/2008 10:10:08 AM PST
by
Cronos
("Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, CAIR)
To: beebuster2000
whats the diference?
The difference is that this particular amalgamation of beliefs (Islam) is particularly virulent, not passive like Christianity or Buddhism. You can imagine a world of Buddhists, Christians, Jews etc. who would just about get along (maybe not very well, but...), however, wherever Islam goes, it obliterates other religions, civilisation and progress: e.g. Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Turkey, North Africa were all Christian before Islam, Iran was Zoroastrian, Pakistan, Indonesia, Malaysia were Hindu, Afghanistan was Buddhist. And these were amongst the most progressive of civilisations. Yes, the progress continued for a few centuries after the conquest of Islam when there were still large %s of non-Muslims, but as the number of Muslims % increased, the degression, or reversion to the 7th century increased.
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posted on
03/07/2008 10:14:16 AM PST
by
Cronos
("Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, CAIR)
To: beebuster2000
I’d consider things more on a theological term —> read the Koran, it contradicts itself continuously in actions to follow: once it says Jews and Christians are people of the book and should be respected, then it says: don’t take them as friends, then: persecute them. It also says: respect Allat, uzzat and al — the daughters of allah, but then the next lines say these were “satanic verses” put in Mo’s ear by Satan.
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posted on
03/07/2008 10:16:26 AM PST
by
Cronos
("Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, CAIR)
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