Posted on 02/28/2008 9:35:05 PM PST by Jmouse007
In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing “slander” and "slurs" if we do.
They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of it’s kind. This contest is the:
"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.
The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved” middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.
You may be asking “So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?”
Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR “new and improved” middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obama’s" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.
If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.
Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your “new and improved” name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.
Barack Che Obama
Or perhaps relevant to his experience (or lack thereof)...Barack DaQuack Obama
Barack HeAin’tNoWilliamFBuckley Obama.
Winner! I want that bumper sticker and I want it NOW!
Barack Empty Can Obama
Is that you, Stewart?
Barack Audacity Obama
Barack Hope Obama
Barack Sidney Obama
Barack Washington Obama
Barack Jefferson Obama
Barack Clinton Obama
Barack I’ve never slept in one Obama
Barack I’m a trenches sort of guy Obama
Barack Hope Obama
Barack Stanley Hope Obama
Barack Christian Obama
Barack Jesus Obama
Barack Kennedy Obama
Barry I’m not a Gibbs Obama
Barack Shamalam Obama
If It Ain’t Barack Don’t Fix It Obama
Barack Stanley Ann Obama
Barack Teflon Obama
Barack Change Obama
But "Barack in the U.S.S.R Obama" has the most monetary potential!
Barack Dalton Obama
Barack Mobile Al Obama
Barack Crack Obama
LOL, please apologize to Lynyrd Skynyrd
Once in a while I encounter a thread on FR that makes me want to put a paper bag over my head to hide the fact I’m a member here. This is definitely one of those.
Fight Obama on the basis of his socialism and insubstantial promises. Fight him on the basis of the cultlike and almost blasphemous adoration he incites. Fight him because of national security or life of the unborn or any one of a number of other vital issues—but for the love of all that’s decent, fight honorably. This ridiculous and embarrassing name-calling belongs in the preschool sandbox, not among supposedly intelligent adults.
I know that election years bring out the worst in people, but I swear it’s getting much harder to explain away stuff like this, even to myself. Too much is at stake to stoop to this kind of stupidity.
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