Posted on 02/28/2008 9:35:05 PM PST by Jmouse007
In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing “slander” and "slurs" if we do.
They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of it’s kind. This contest is the:
"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.
The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved” middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.
You may be asking “So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?”
Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR “new and improved” middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obama’s" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.
If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.
Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your “new and improved” name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.
Pet Rock Hussein Obama
Barack Dittohead Obama , Thats it for me. Its been fun thanks for letting me join in.
I just love your ‘about page’! I needed that tonight!
Right back at ya’... Yours is a hoot too!
Yup, just the usual FReeper ‘slap on the back’ trophies....:)
Barack Aw Jeez Not This **** Again Obama
Because, like John Murtha, he thinks we can abandon Iraq and then win it back easily if there is trouble.
30,000 Americans died in 30 months in Korea (1950-53) because Truman's administration made the mistake of abandoning S. Korea in 1949.
He does sort of look like him, doesn't he?
Barak Iraq NOboma
We none of us chooses our name, that's true. And yet, our names are part of us. Part of our culture. My own first name causes people to assume I'm a soprano or alto, but I'm a bass. And my last name is easy to spell wrong.So why haven't I, after all these years, just changed my name? Because like all names, my name is a heritage. Names are not meaningless.
Did you know that Obama's mother's first name was Stanley, after Daddy, because Daddy wanted a boy? For sure, that says something about Barack's grandfather - and undoubtedly meant something unusual to - and likely, ultimately something unusual about -"Stanley Ann" when she was growing up.
But as to "putting a paper bag over your head," we all have handles here on FR, practically none of which are our actual names - so we all do "wear paper bags over our heads" in a very real sense. But there is no need to take personal responsibility for everything that gets said here - even Jim Robinson doesn't do that. Life is too short to try to rebut everything you disagree with.
But as a cautionary tale about where taking universal responsibility can lead, I'm pretty certain that if you look at the classic thread in which Buckhead alerted the world that there was something fishy about the "Killian memos" which Dan Rather was promoting you will find at least one protest that "we shouldn't get out the tin foil, we should just critique what the memos actually say." That was wrong - the "memos" were frauds which meant nothing except the fact that 60 Minutes was dishonest. But who would say so, if an anonymous FReeper couldn't?
The fact of your challenge to this thread makes me even more enamored of
Barack Teflon ObamaBecause you are proposing self-censorship of criticism which is not so much about Obama himself as about the call for self-censorship (by those who rule discussion of Obama's middle name out of bounds, whereas there is no lack of precedents for Democrats exploiting the middle names of Republicans) which this thread, at least in part, is parodying.94 posted on 02/29/2008 1:40:29 AM EST by swampdweller
Barack Bubba Obama
Or just “BJ Obama”, for short.
I like that
Ping to my #212.
I can't come up with just a name, but a tag?
"Barak - the kinder, gentler, even likable Stalin -Hussein"
Barak Hoo’sme Obama
or Barak Hoo’sBeUs Obama
B. Danforth Obama
Barry Finnegan O’bama
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