When good baked goods mascots go bad
Posted on 11/06/2007 12:48:50 PM PST by scottdeus12
EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. — Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors alleged.
Madison County prosecutors on Monday charged Rosario James, 23, and Jordan Sallis, 20, each with two counts of aggravated kidnapping and one count of robbery and aggravated battery.
Both were jailed Tuesday on $150,000 apiece.
Sheriff's Capt. Brad Wells said that Friday night, three men went to James' house to buy marijuana, but two of grabbed the drugs and fled, leaving the third behind. The suspects held that man, who is in his late teens, and told him he needed to find $400 for the drugs, Wells said.
The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle, Wells said.
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aw, and here i thought this was going to be a lawsuit of some twit suing his neighbor for always baking fresh cookies and never giving him any.
And then... the Comfy Chair!!!!
We must do something to stop the proliferation of warm cookies. Thankfully we have a Democrat congress who we can trust to quickly draft some tough cookie control legislation before this gets out of hand.
Never did trust Mrs. Fields. Or that “famous” Amos guy.
“We must do something to stop the proliferation of warm cookies. “
I wholeheartedly agree. Maybe Harry and Nancy can figure something out....or then again, maybe not....
Hot cookies.....is that like the hot candle wax treatment?
Not enough info. were they brownies?
When good baked goods mascots go bad
“Not enough info. were they brownies?”
Cookies....plus urine....and hair. Yum.
“Illinois College Students Accused of Torturing Man With Freshly Baked Cookies”
I’m sorry, but from that headline I get this image of some poor guy being force-fed cookies baked by Hillary...
LOL
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LOL! That did cross my mind. :-)
“Hot chocolate chip cookies? Check! Paddles? Check! Okay, honey, let’s go!”
This is a real crummy story.
Not a ping.
Proposed new interrogation technique for Muzzies, guaranteed to “offend the conscience of human kind”:
Strap them down, pour warm bacon grease all over them, and turn several friendly Great Danes, Labs, etc. loose on them to lick off the grease.
Ya got nuttin' on me copper. Nuttin. And I refuse to talk on the grounds that anything I say may incinerate me.
People there PAY for that type of treatment.
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