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The World's Smallest Violin (Desperate liberal needs Freeper advice)
The Wall Street Journal ^ | October 26, 2007 | James Taranto

Posted on 10/26/2007 2:09:03 PM PDT by Zakeet

Think you've got problems? Let Ken Ilgunas offer you some perspective. Ken's got problems, and the Buffalo News has generously offered him space to tell the world about them:

I am 24, live with my parents, can't find work and am floundering in a sea of debt five figures high. I think of myself as ambitious, independent and hardworking. Now I'm dependent, unemployed and sleeping under the same Super Mario ceiling fan that I did when I was 7.

How did this happen? I did what every upstanding citizen is supposed to do. I went to college. . . .Upon graduating, I was helplessly launched headfirst into the "real world," equipped with a degree in history and $32,000 in student loans. Before ricocheting back home, I would learn two important lessons: 1) There are no well-paying--let alone paying--jobs for history majors. 2) The real world is really tough.

At one point, Ken was so "desperate" that he even considered working for a bank or an insurance company!

"I had hit an all-time low. Could I surrender my soul for health coverage and a steady income? Could I sacrifice my ideals by falling into line?"

Our hero stood firm.

(Excerpt) Read more at opinionjournal.com ...


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KEYWORDS: liberalism; unemployment
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You can read more about Ken's travails at the bottom of the page -- including his belief that he is better off unemployed than "compromising his integrity."

Given Ken's attitude, I thought he could use sage advice from those who managed to take the less honorable approach of getting a job and paying taxes.

1 posted on 10/26/2007 2:09:04 PM PDT by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
At one point, Ken was so "desperate" that he even considered working for a bank or an insurance company!

And the problem with that is. . .?

Ken needs to be in mommy and daddy's home - he hasn't grown up yet.

2 posted on 10/26/2007 2:10:39 PM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Zakeet

What a selfish little jerk!

His parents need to do him a favor and kick him out and cut off any support now!

Let him get an honest job and a few blows to his enormous ego to make him a getter man.


3 posted on 10/26/2007 2:12:57 PM PDT by freemama
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To: Zakeet

Banks and insurance companies offer good jobs, even to history majors. LOL!


4 posted on 10/26/2007 2:12:58 PM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Zakeet

“equipped with a degree in history”

That’s your first mistake.


5 posted on 10/26/2007 2:13:12 PM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: Zakeet
There are no well-paying--let alone paying--jobs for history majors.

Dallas ISD starts first year teachers at $42000 a year. Quit whining ,get off your can and apply. Probably about the same at any big city district.

6 posted on 10/26/2007 2:13:12 PM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: Zakeet

Before ricocheting back home, I would learn two important lessons: 1) There are no well-paying—let alone paying—jobs for history majors. 2) The real world is really tough.

Welcome to the ‘real world’, dummy!!


7 posted on 10/26/2007 2:15:00 PM PDT by Parmy
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To: Zakeet
"compromising his integrity"???

Accepted a MA lib (30 years old) as a tenant last year.

College grad (U of Maine) working as a temp.

He didn't want to compromise his intetgrity either.

So, I compromised it for him... eviction!!!

Last I heard he was still hanging on to his integrity by working as a clerk at a Boston non-profit.

8 posted on 10/26/2007 2:15:21 PM PDT by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: MEGoody
Ken needs to be in mommy and daddy's home - he hasn't grown up yet.

I've no advice for Ken, but I do suggest mommy and daddy kick his lazy liberal A$$ outta the house.

9 posted on 10/26/2007 2:15:40 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Zakeet

I think he could expand on the number two, as John Wayne said “Life is hard. Its even harder when you’re stupid.” (or something like that).


10 posted on 10/26/2007 2:15:52 PM PDT by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: Zakeet

Good luck getting laid with no job and a Super Mario celing fan.

It took that long to realize there are no jobs for history majors? Duh. Basically, you’ve got the same options as a Poli Sci major (my major) ... you teach or go to law school.

And, if you want to complain about $32K in debt ... wait until law school. My debt’s closer to $110K ... but at least I’ve got a job, a house and a woman who can appreciate that I don’t live with my parents.

H


11 posted on 10/26/2007 2:15:56 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor (How 'Bout Them Cowboys!!!)
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To: MEGoody

Yeah, no doubt.

I lost a job when I was that age and ended up digging ditches, literaly, for a cable company. I was dang glad of it too. It was either that or my 1year old didn’t eat.

ITS CALLED BEING A MAN!!!!!


12 posted on 10/26/2007 2:16:49 PM PDT by shbox (BobbyHill: "What's the matter with those people, Dad?" HankHill: "They're hippies, son")
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To: Zakeet

Good grief.

I’m 24, married, own a home, no college debt, great job because I made decisions that got me here. My younger sister committed to the same major as this idiot, history, but worked her fingers off to get into a fully-funded graduate program so she can get a professorship someday. Neither of us is sponging off our parents, nor will our other siblings.

His parents should kick him out, then we can see how his principles manage.


13 posted on 10/26/2007 2:17:00 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Zakeet

I partly blame his parents for coddling him. They are getting what they deserve by allowing him back under their roof. He’ll still be there in 10 years. Should be 18 and out the door - you are welcome back at holidays and special events, but find your own home.


14 posted on 10/26/2007 2:17:07 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Zakeet

My advice.

Grow Up!


15 posted on 10/26/2007 2:17:54 PM PDT by mnehring (Who is Chris Peden? http://www.chrispeden.org/)
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To: Zakeet

We told our kids they could major in anything they wanted. We also told them they had 90 days after graduation to be out of our house, so they had best choose a major that would support them.

Both made the 90 day cut-off. Neither look likely to rebound home (after 5 years on their own, good jobs, etc.). Preparation for independence starts shortly after the child starts to walk.


16 posted on 10/26/2007 2:18:32 PM PDT by trimom
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To: Zakeet
...soon I must leave home to find work that doesn't compromise my integrity.

This moron doesn't understand the concept of "work" or "integrity".

The only "work" you can do to compromise your "integrity" is an illegal one or running for political office.

17 posted on 10/26/2007 2:18:42 PM PDT by Popman
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To: Zakeet

Ken is a sniveling, self-righteous slacker loser who views sponging off his parents as more ethical than, say, digging ditches for The Man. He has a great deal of growing up to do and at 24 it’s almost too late. What is he saying here? That if it weren’t for the necessity of repaying money he borrowed from you and me he’d be doing...what?


18 posted on 10/26/2007 2:19:03 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: OpusatFR

I’ve got a history degree. I don’t view it as a mistake.

It is an opportunity. An opportunity to try to find a way to make a living...


19 posted on 10/26/2007 2:19:19 PM PDT by Triggerhippie (Always use a silencer in a crowd. Loud noises offend people.)
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To: Hemorrhage
Good luck getting laid with no job and a Super Mario celing fan.

His not spreading his whiny genes around would benefit humanity. Go ahead and stay with Mom and Dad.

20 posted on 10/26/2007 2:19:37 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
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