[Popman]

...soon I must leave home to find work that doesn't compromise my integrity.

This moron doesn't understand the concept of "work" or "integrity".

The only "work" you can do to compromise your "integrity" is an illegal one or running for political office.

[mathurine]

See your armed forces recruiter; four years of service will make you “real-world-qualified,” by making a man out of you.

[mathurine]

See your armed forces recruiter; four years of service will make you “real-world-qualified,” by making a man out of you.