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Groaner Puns (Your favorite?)

Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter

Q. What is a cesarean section?

A. A womb with a view.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; jokes; lol; pun; puns
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To: dirtbiker
And this church...


121 posted on 08/22/2007 3:55:01 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: dirtbiker

122 posted on 08/22/2007 3:56:36 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

123 posted on 08/22/2007 3:57:29 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: dirtbiker

That’s pretty good.


124 posted on 08/22/2007 3:59:58 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: KenHorse
Sorry about my remark... I didn't mean it to come off as cross or short-tempered. I don't know what to tell you about your joke.

-PJ

125 posted on 08/22/2007 4:01:00 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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To: highimpact

LOL....bad, bad!


126 posted on 08/22/2007 4:04:34 PM PDT by engrpat
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To: joebuck
Here lies Pecos Bill
He always lied and always will
He once lied loud
He now lies still
127 posted on 08/22/2007 4:10:30 PM PDT by allmendream (A Lyger is pretty much my favorite animal. (Hunter08))
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To: VA Voter

A string walked into a bar and orders a drink. “Sorry, we don’t serve strings,” said the barman. “What? That’s discrimination,” said the string. So the string walked into the bathroom and tied himself in a knot and split his end. He came back out and approached the bar and again attempted to order a drink. “Aren’t you that string I just refused to serve?” asked the barman. “No. I’m a frayed knot.”


128 posted on 08/22/2007 4:11:17 PM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: martin_fierro

She’s a little skinnier than I like, but I’ll take her.


129 posted on 08/22/2007 4:13:06 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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To: KenHorse

Go ahead. I asked the mods and they say this is a pun thread, not political or religious.


130 posted on 08/22/2007 4:21:57 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Hillary's color is yellow.....how appropriate)
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To: VA Voter

Two termites walk into a saloon. One asks the other, “Is the bartender here?”


131 posted on 08/22/2007 4:28:01 PM PDT by Nathan Jr.
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To: VA Voter
A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, but we don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."
132 posted on 08/22/2007 4:31:26 PM PDT by GSWarrior (To activate this tagline please contact the moderater.)
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To: VA Voter

What goes forth and back across the Wine-Dark Sea?

Homeric fish I do believe, the Ichthyid, then Codessey.


133 posted on 08/22/2007 4:32:44 PM PDT by Ruddles
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To: VA Voter
A Louisiana farmer grew the world's largest watermelon, which he kept in a melon patch guarded by his faithful watchdog, a collie, who gave birth to a litter of pups

During Hurricane Katrina, the farmer called out to his faithful dog to float her pups over on the prize-winning fruit:

"Come to me on my melon, collie baby!"

134 posted on 08/22/2007 4:34:18 PM PDT by Alouette (Vicious Babushka)
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To: DeFault User

I think you win the prize. By the way, a termite went into the local tavern and asked, “Where’s the bar tender?”


135 posted on 08/22/2007 4:40:22 PM PDT by Overwatcher
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To: Political Junkie Too

No problem! Still, I can’t make up my mind whether to post it or not!


136 posted on 08/22/2007 4:40:54 PM PDT by KenHorse (It may be the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others)
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To: DeFault User

I think you win the prize. By the way, a termite went into the local tavern and asked, “Where’s the bar tender?”


137 posted on 08/22/2007 4:41:20 PM PDT by Overwatcher
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To: VA Voter
Mahatma Gandhi, the famous holy man, developed very thick pads on his feet over a lifetime of walking. In his old age, he became frail and ill, and developed horribly bad breath.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic, plagued with halitosis.

138 posted on 08/22/2007 4:47:26 PM PDT by ConservativeAtLast
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To: DeFault User

In the deep south two boll weevils were born at the same time. One grew up and went to Hollywood, where he became rich and famous. The other one stayed on the cotton farm and became known as the lesser of two weevils.


139 posted on 08/22/2007 4:50:29 PM PDT by Overwatcher
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To: VA Voter

I knew a Wrestler who had his arm twisted so out of shape that it looks like an “ess”.

Now he cannot tell his Ess from his Elbow.


140 posted on 08/22/2007 4:52:24 PM PDT by Radix (Mr. Natural says..."Be like two fried eggs. Keep your sunny side up.")
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