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Groaner Puns (Your favorite?)
Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter
Q. What is a cesarean section?
A. A womb with a view.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; jokes; lol; pun; puns
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To: dirtbiker
And this church...
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posted on
08/22/2007 3:55:01 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: dirtbiker
122
posted on
08/22/2007 3:56:36 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
123
posted on
08/22/2007 3:57:29 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: dirtbiker
124
posted on
08/22/2007 3:59:58 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: KenHorse
Sorry about my remark... I didn't mean it to come off as cross or short-tempered. I don't know what to tell you about your joke.
-PJ
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posted on
08/22/2007 4:01:00 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
To: highimpact
126
posted on
08/22/2007 4:04:34 PM PDT
by
engrpat
To: joebuck
Here lies Pecos Bill
He always lied and always will
He once lied loud
He now lies still
127
posted on
08/22/2007 4:10:30 PM PDT
by
allmendream
(A Lyger is pretty much my favorite animal. (Hunter08))
To: VA Voter
A string walked into a bar and orders a drink. Sorry, we dont serve strings, said the barman. What? Thats discrimination, said the string. So the string walked into the bathroom and tied himself in a knot and split his end. He came back out and approached the bar and again attempted to order a drink. Arent you that string I just refused to serve? asked the barman. No. Im a frayed knot.
To: martin_fierro
She’s a little skinnier than I like, but I’ll take her.
To: KenHorse
Go ahead. I asked the mods and they say this is a pun thread, not political or religious.
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posted on
08/22/2007 4:21:57 PM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Hillary's color is yellow.....how appropriate)
To: VA Voter
Two termites walk into a saloon. One asks the other, “Is the bartender here?”
To: VA Voter
A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, but we don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."
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posted on
08/22/2007 4:31:26 PM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(To activate this tagline please contact the moderater.)
To: VA Voter
What goes forth and back across the Wine-Dark Sea?
Homeric fish I do believe, the Ichthyid, then Codessey.
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posted on
08/22/2007 4:32:44 PM PDT
by
Ruddles
To: VA Voter
A Louisiana farmer grew the world's largest watermelon, which he kept in a melon patch guarded by his faithful watchdog, a collie, who gave birth to a litter of pups
During Hurricane Katrina, the farmer called out to his faithful dog to float her pups over on the prize-winning fruit:
"Come to me on my melon, collie baby!"
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posted on
08/22/2007 4:34:18 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(Vicious Babushka)
To: DeFault User
I think you win the prize. By the way, a termite went into the local tavern and asked, “Where’s the bar tender?”
To: Political Junkie Too
No problem! Still, I can’t make up my mind whether to post it or not!
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posted on
08/22/2007 4:40:54 PM PDT
by
KenHorse
(It may be the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others)
To: DeFault User
I think you win the prize. By the way, a termite went into the local tavern and asked, “Where’s the bar tender?”
To: VA Voter
Mahatma Gandhi, the famous holy man, developed very thick pads on his feet over a lifetime of walking. In his old age, he became frail and ill, and developed horribly bad breath.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic, plagued with halitosis.
To: DeFault User
In the deep south two boll weevils were born at the same time. One grew up and went to Hollywood, where he became rich and famous. The other one stayed on the cotton farm and became known as the lesser of two weevils.
To: VA Voter
I knew a Wrestler who had his arm twisted so out of shape that it looks like an “ess”.
Now he cannot tell his Ess from his Elbow.
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posted on
08/22/2007 4:52:24 PM PDT
by
Radix
(Mr. Natural says..."Be like two fried eggs. Keep your sunny side up.")
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