Posted on 04/14/2007 9:53:35 AM PDT by dvan
What follows is a watershed question, your answer to which will definitively place you in one or the other political camp.
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reac hes you and your family.
What do you do? .................................................................. THINK CAREFULLY AND SCROLL DOWN
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
................................................................. Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
What was my answer? "Anybody got another clip?
Saw it years ago and still makes me laugh. Note all the questions the Dem. asks himself; when asked about it,
he would no doubt reply, “well, we liberals indulge in ‘critical thinking’ which you Neanderthal conservatives are incapable of”.
Tough to continue to think when you’re in a coffin, pal...
LMAO.
Can I say “A” on the “Internet” or is that offensive to the butt-challenged?
Is it OK to write “butt” or is that associated with cigarettes and the libs who blame smokers for all life’s problems?
Can I write “cigarettes” or is that a British term equated with an offensive term to describe someone’s alterative lifestyle?
Can I say that? David Gregory? Keith Olbermann? What is offensive? Please do tell. Your ignorant tactics are bafflin’ and troublesome.
My mom would have said: “I’m NOT cleaning & cooking that thing, so don’t bring it home”.
My dogs would be thinking: “Mmmmmmn! Tastes just like camel!”
Thanks for the laugh.
So your saying that Republicans are better shots that southerns?
I disagree.
The Democrats response would be, “If I shoot this terrorist, then I am his moral equivalent”.
One Freeper has a great tag after his name, something like, “A pacifist cannot tell the difference between an arsonist and a fireman”. That perfectly describes a large chunk of the Democratic party. These people are mentally unfit to hold public office, and probably to operate heavy machinery as well.
ping
got a good laugh out of that one, but i have a question. what if i was content with only using one magazine but wanted to use more than one shot?
am i a republican, or a southerner?
A really, really, really smart Southerner would have answered the question when loading his clip:
A hollow-point filled with mercury alternated with a teflon coated armor-piercing (so-called cop killer)round.
In that case it’s bang, bang. Don’t step in the mess, kids.
Cool, an anymous chain email implying that there are differences between Republicans and Southerners.
How much you wanna bet you will never see the same chain email saying "Are you a Democrat, Republican or Northeasterner".
I'm guessing that this is nothing more than party spiltting boob bait for the Bubbas...pass it on.
This is an old one but is always funny upon re-telling. Semper Fi from a Louisiana marine.
And .. if the military strategy is correct (which I believe it is) .. taking too much time to think about it will surely cost you your life. You must be trained to react instantly .. and without fear!
too funny!
Yeppers. “Don’t bring that thing home, ‘cause I ain’t cooking it.”
Only one problem I have:
I dont’ carry a Glock. I like Kimber.
nope! not me.
I’m a Monarchist.
Funny, I haven’ seen this before, I thought I was a republican, but now I am sure I am a Southerner, even though I live just outside of DC.
ROFL
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