~Favorite Movie Quotes ~Tell us your favorite movie lines.Freeper Canteen 4-5-07

[fatima]

~Favorite Movie Quotes ~

(”...But if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.”)

(”It started - for me, it started - last Thursday, in response to an urgent message from my nurse, I hurried home from a medical convention I’d been attending. At first glance, everything looked the same. It wasn’t. Something evil had taken possession of the town...”)(”Help! Wait! Stop. Stop and listen to me!...These people who’re coming after me are not human!...Look, you fools. You’re in danger. Can’t you see? They’re after you. They’re after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They’re here already. YOU’RE NEXT!”)

(”It’s sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. I couldn’t allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They’ll put him away now, as I should have, years ago. He was always bad and in the end, he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man. As if I could do anything except just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. Oh, they know I can’t even move a finger and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even gonna swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly.’”)

”(”...So we formed ourselves into tight groups...the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the shark go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces...”)

(”As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States...Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren’t like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played cards all night, nobody ever called the cops”)

(”So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’t you know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well, I just don’t understand it.”)

(”Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are! We are not among the living so we cannot die, but neither are we dead! For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You’re in one!”)

[SevenofNine]

They got metric system they don’t know what Quarter pounder is LOL! they dont’ know s***t about weight and balance here in the US

[TASMANIANRED]

Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

Pay no attention to that Man behind the Curtain.

The Great and Powerful Oz, knows all.

[TASMANIANRED]

You couldn’t pet him if he was awake.

[magellan]

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Al Pacino, as Tony Montana, in Scarface

[luvie]

LOL! My hubby loves that movie! Thanks for sharing!

[TASMANIANRED]

There are burglars singing in the cellar.

[SomeCallMeTim]

There’s only TWO kinds of people in this world that I HATE: People who are intolerant of other cultures... and, the Dutch!

[Frank Sheed]

Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the [expletive deleted], son. I’ve got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You’re talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I’m talking about Delta, you TWERP!

[Silly]

Great movie, that.

Here are some doozies from Full Metal Jacket:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f***ing walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the f*** off of my obstacle. Get the f*** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked s*** that high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who’s the slimy little communist s***, twinkle-toed c*******er down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f***ing godmother said it. Out-f***ing-standing. I will PT you all until you f***ing die. I’ll PT you until your ***holes are sucking buttermilk.

The actor who played him, R. Lee Ermey, was an actual sargeant brought on to advise the film and especially the actor cast in the role. But all along he himself wanted the part. He ended up getting it.

[DCPatriot]

LOL! I agree about Tombstone.

I've watched it about 50 times myself...and whenever I'm surfing, I cannot pass it bye.

That movie has TONS of memorable lines...such as....

"Okay lunger...........LET'S DO IT!" Johnny Ringo...I use that one twice a week whenever I shoot an eight-ball match against my nemisis...just before we break the 1st rack. LOL!

"I'll be your huckleberry!" Doc Holiday

"Why Johnny Ringo...you look like somebody just walked over your grave!" Doc Holiday

"Did ya ever see anything like that?"
"Hell, I ain't never HEARD anything like that!"
"Where's Wyatt?"
"He's down by the creek....walkin on water!"

[TASMANIANRED]

Hookalasha Mishabob.

[Bender2]

"No good... I've known too many Spaniards."

[Radix]

I guess that I am all done for tonight, but what a hoot.

There was a FR thread on cheese a couple of weeks ago, and the Monty Python Cheese Shop video is hysterical, but I don’t know if that qualifies as a movie line.

The movie scene with Arthur, King of the Britons explaining his Right to rule, is probably among the funniest movie cuts that I have ever beheld.

You know the one...”Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...”

[oneamericanvoice]

Now that is great writing!

[acad1228]

From "Long Kiss Goodnight"

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his a$$hole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

[Army Air Corps]

Aaaah, Animal House; one of the finest offerings in cinema. I have the “Double Secret Probation Edition” of the DVD in collection.

[Silly]

Marines: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

[healy61]

Jeremiah Johnson, “Mother DelQue never raised such a foolish child.” and, “You are woman. I am fine figure of a man. That is all you need to know.”

[greccogirl]

Yes, wonderful lines in that movie!

[Mr. Blonde]

Can't really use a lot of them on this Web site. The Big Lebowski isn't really FR friendly. And even still I'm now in a big tv phase. Here are some of my favorite tv lines.

"You remember my guitar? That is where it gently weeps" Piz on Veronica Mars

"Smoke more weed Turtle, seriously, smoke more weed." Ari on Entourage

This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here. Michael Scott from The Office

Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss. Omar on The Wire