I've known too many Spaniards."
Posted on 04/04/2007 5:00:04 PM PDT by fatima
They got metric system they don’t know what Quarter pounder is LOL! they dont’ know s***t about weight and balance here in the US
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Pay no attention to that Man behind the Curtain.
The Great and Powerful Oz, knows all.
You couldn’t pet him if he was awake.
Al Pacino, as Tony Montana, in Scarface
LOL! My hubby loves that movie! Thanks for sharing!
There are burglars singing in the cellar.
There’s only TWO kinds of people in this world that I HATE: People who are intolerant of other cultures... and, the Dutch!
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the [expletive deleted], son. I’ve got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You’re talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I’m talking about Delta, you TWERP!
Great movie, that.
Here are some doozies from Full Metal Jacket:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f***ing walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the f*** off of my obstacle. Get the f*** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked s*** that high.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who’s the slimy little communist s***, twinkle-toed c*******er down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f***ing godmother said it. Out-f***ing-standing. I will PT you all until you f***ing die. I’ll PT you until your ***holes are sucking buttermilk.
The actor who played him, R. Lee Ermey, was an actual sargeant brought on to advise the film and especially the actor cast in the role. But all along he himself wanted the part. He ended up getting it.
I've watched it about 50 times myself...and whenever I'm surfing, I cannot pass it bye.
That movie has TONS of memorable lines...such as....
"Okay lunger...........LET'S DO IT!" Johnny Ringo...I use that one twice a week whenever I shoot an eight-ball match against my nemisis...just before we break the 1st rack. LOL!
"I'll be your huckleberry!" Doc Holiday
"Why Johnny Ringo...you look like somebody just walked over your grave!" Doc Holiday
"Did ya ever see anything like that?"
"Hell, I ain't never HEARD anything like that!"
"Where's Wyatt?"
"He's down by the creek....walkin on water!"
Hookalasha Mishabob.
I've known too many Spaniards."
I guess that I am all done for tonight, but what a hoot.
There was a FR thread on cheese a couple of weeks ago, and the Monty Python Cheese Shop video is hysterical, but I don’t know if that qualifies as a movie line.
The movie scene with Arthur, King of the Britons explaining his Right to rule, is probably among the funniest movie cuts that I have ever beheld.
You know the one...”Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...”
Now that is great writing!
Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his a$$hole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
Aaaah, Animal House; one of the finest offerings in cinema. I have the “Double Secret Probation Edition” of the DVD in collection.
Marines: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Jeremiah Johnson, “Mother DelQue never raised such a foolish child.” and, “You are woman. I am fine figure of a man. That is all you need to know.”
Yes, wonderful lines in that movie!
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