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First US celebrity to become a worshipper of mohammed?
November 28, 2006 | Urbane Guerilla

Posted on 11/28/2006 6:02:10 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla

It is inevitable. Some prominent American will want to be the first on his block to pronounce the shahada and become an official worshipper of mohammed. The publicity will be too delicious, and the ego-augmentation unmatched.

The desire to associate such a successful assassin, murderer, rapist, misogynist, slave-holder and all-around in-your-facer with The One True God, is nothing compared to the lure of a celebro-american associating himself with the mosque of what's happening now.

Cynthia McKinney and John Conyers do not count. Neither does Noam Chomsky. The CNN-worthy frisson of "reversion" has to be present for this prediction to be meaningful. No one will be impressed if a dull bear defecates in the woods.

My guess is between two folks: Jane Fonda and Pat Buchanan.

And my vote goes to Pat. Although I think Jane would be mightily tempted, even if it meant a burka, in the end I think Pat's special ego would win the day.


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KEYWORDS: cluelessness; egotism; islam; needvanityintitle; treason; troll
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To: martin_fierro

Close this thread. Nobody's going to beat martin fierro's post.


61 posted on 11/28/2006 6:35:43 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (Giuliani '08: Why not p. o. BOTH sides?)
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To: JLS; Jet Jaguar; Salem; Alouette; All

OH I know she is Black
And b***h from First Apprentice

How about Omrarosa do you think she may be too hard core to be Muslum


62 posted on 11/28/2006 6:37:11 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

My money is on one of the Olsen Twins or Eve Plumb (Jan from The Brady Bunch).


63 posted on 11/28/2006 6:37:21 PM PST by Ghengis (Of course freedom is free. If it wasn't, it would be called expensivedom. ~Cindy Sheehan 11/11/06)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla; dighton; Senator Bedfellow

My predictions: Fay Buchanan, Michael Richards and Mary Tyler Moore.


64 posted on 11/28/2006 6:37:54 PM PST by aculeus
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

I pick Eminem,since he wants to be "black"so bad,not a regular black person,but the "thug type black"that he does the ultimate "black"thing and converts to Islam.Sort of like Jihad Johnnie whatshisface.


65 posted on 11/28/2006 6:39:08 PM PST by Uncle Meat
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Or said "Next major celib"...

I'm going with John Kerry...


66 posted on 11/28/2006 6:42:33 PM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: All
How about Mel Gibson. But seriously probably Micky Dolenz or Fat Rosie.
67 posted on 11/28/2006 6:42:50 PM PST by 4yearlurker (No such thing as government money.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
I cannot predict who the next celebrity convert to Islam will be, but I can predict with certainty that no celebrity will, after converting, renounce Islam.

For a celebrity to do so would mean certain death by execution, even in America.

68 posted on 11/28/2006 6:44:17 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: JLS
no white politician will because while they can be plenty insincere, it would probably be a political kiss of death.

Yeah, they would need really bad judgment. I'm sticking with Kerry...

69 posted on 11/28/2006 6:44:46 PM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Not to your post, specifically, but as a general reply to the thread and topic: In the interest of fairness and truth, Muslim don't worship Mohammed. They worship God, whose name is rendered in Arabic as Allah. Muslims revere Mohammed as a prophet, in the same way the Jews revere Moses and Christians revere the 12 Apostles.

It's important to accurately describe differences if intelligent people are to arrive at understanding and tolerance. Muslims don't worship Mohammed any more than a Mormon worships Joseph Smith. Prophets are regared as messengers and servants of God. A prophet's message is never "worship me" but "worship God who sent me."


70 posted on 11/28/2006 6:45:02 PM PST by gregwest
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To: JLS

I think the big question is who is going to be the first post-9/11 high profile conversion.

The person should preferably not be black, unless its somebody who has broad appeal outside of the black community, such as Oprah. That is, people like Nutty McKinney and her ilk don't count. Even Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would basically be doing a "black thing," since Afro-Americans seem to conveniently forget that Muslims were and are the biggest slave traders in the world and have nothing but contempt for Africans. Among many blacks, conversion to Islam is seen as somehow dissing the white man. I suspect this is the source of most black "conversions."

To really make a splash, it would have to be either a currently hot movie star or a high profile politician. Hmmmm...


71 posted on 11/28/2006 6:45:26 PM PST by livius
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To: null and void

Maddie Halfbright


72 posted on 11/28/2006 6:46:31 PM PST by unkus
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To: SevenofNine

Jihad Jacko!


73 posted on 11/28/2006 6:47:33 PM PST by scott7278 (The War on Terror includes defending the homefront from the MSM.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Mohammad Ali beat you by decades.


74 posted on 11/28/2006 6:48:28 PM PST by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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To: gregwest
They worship God, whose name is rendered in Arabic as Allah.

allah is not God. Here's a hint:

Real Prophets climb mountains to be closer to God.
They don't crawl into caves to listen to the hissings of The Serpent.

75 posted on 11/28/2006 6:49:11 PM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: hinckley buzzard
Nuclear weapons expert Amy Carter

Or maybe Jimmuh?

76 posted on 11/28/2006 6:50:39 PM PST by SIDENET (Everybody was kung-fu fighting)
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To: unkus
Hmmmmm. I'll see your Maddie Halfbright, and raise you a Helen Thomas...

NO PICTURES, PLEASE!!!

77 posted on 11/28/2006 6:52:09 PM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: scott7278

ROFL now that funny ROFL


78 posted on 11/28/2006 6:56:25 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: null and void

LOL


79 posted on 11/28/2006 6:57:37 PM PST by unkus
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To: TNdandelion
Yup, you're right Mohammad liked 'em young too.

but on the other hand, it was a YOUNG girl he married!

80 posted on 11/28/2006 6:59:33 PM PST by Cheapskate ( You got your pitchfork and I got my gun, somthin's got to give !)
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