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First US celebrity to become a worshipper of mohammed?
November 28, 2006 | Urbane Guerilla

Posted on 11/28/2006 6:02:10 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla

It is inevitable. Some prominent American will want to be the first on his block to pronounce the shahada and become an official worshipper of mohammed. The publicity will be too delicious, and the ego-augmentation unmatched.

The desire to associate such a successful assassin, murderer, rapist, misogynist, slave-holder and all-around in-your-facer with The One True God, is nothing compared to the lure of a celebro-american associating himself with the mosque of what's happening now.

Cynthia McKinney and John Conyers do not count. Neither does Noam Chomsky. The CNN-worthy frisson of "reversion" has to be present for this prediction to be meaningful. No one will be impressed if a dull bear defecates in the woods.

My guess is between two folks: Jane Fonda and Pat Buchanan.

And my vote goes to Pat. Although I think Jane would be mightily tempted, even if it meant a burka, in the end I think Pat's special ego would win the day.


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KEYWORDS: cluelessness; egotism; islam; needvanityintitle; treason; troll
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To: RichInOC

It's wikipedia, but I don't think Shaq is missing any meals for Ramadan...

"O'Neal, whose mother is a Baptist and stepfather a Muslim, has not formally announced affiliation with a specific faith."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O%27Neal


I don't personally think that Shaq is a Muslim, but I don't really care one way or another.


41 posted on 11/28/2006 6:21:17 PM PST by MikefromOhio (Prayers for my cousin Jeff and his family.)
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To: truth_seeker
Lew Alcinder

I should have said post-today, when the worshippers of mohammed have made their hatred of this country (and infidels) so well known.

42 posted on 11/28/2006 6:23:27 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: SevenofNine

LOL!!!!


43 posted on 11/28/2006 6:23:44 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
Cindy Sheehan.

Hell, she's done everything else for attention.

44 posted on 11/28/2006 6:23:51 PM PST by SIDENET (Everybody was kung-fu fighting)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

You must be talking about Doperah


45 posted on 11/28/2006 6:24:25 PM PST by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Who knows. Post-attack #3, I wouldn't be surprised to Islamic militant areas crop up in some cities. Possibly even Chechnya type areas nearby in Canada eventually.


46 posted on 11/28/2006 6:25:16 PM PST by rjp2005 (Lord have mercy on us)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

George "Goober" Lyndsey ?


47 posted on 11/28/2006 6:25:26 PM PST by zook (America going insane - "Do you read Sutter Caine?)
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To: TNdandelion

Ya beat me! Put me down for Michael Jackson too - his bizarre sense of persecuted self-martyrdom, not to mention his reputedly peverse sexual predilection, fits Islamic Jihadism like that icky little glove of his.


48 posted on 11/28/2006 6:27:08 PM PST by leilani (Dimmi, dimmi se mai fu fatta cosa alcuna!)
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To: MikefromOhio
Who gives a damn????

My sentiments, exactly.

May they all die and rot in hell.

49 posted on 11/28/2006 6:27:27 PM PST by OldSmaj (Death to Islam. I am now and will always be, a sworn enemy of all things muslim.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

You know what JJ he did remember he was hanging out in some Middle Eastern country decided wear burka get away from fans I think what the story some Freeper post the photo it funniest thing I ever saw

I wouldn't be suprrise Jacko would wear Burka if he become so call Black Muslum


50 posted on 11/28/2006 6:27:27 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: leilani

Jacko better be careful if he still after young boy they do things to child molester in Middle East
They cut their manhood off


51 posted on 11/28/2006 6:28:15 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: OldSmaj
May they all die and rot in hell.

How Christian of you.
52 posted on 11/28/2006 6:28:21 PM PST by MikefromOhio (Prayers for my cousin Jeff and his family.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
It had to be Charlie McCarthy. Right?
53 posted on 11/28/2006 6:30:06 PM PST by semaj
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
I could see Sharon Stone doing the conversion thing. As her body and career sags, she will be hungrier than a wolf looking for attention. What better way to get attention than to convert to Islam and bash America, more than she does now?

The down side is she will have to wear panties under the burqa.

54 posted on 11/28/2006 6:31:32 PM PST by capydick (Better to Fight for Something Than to Live for Nothing)
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To: eyespysomething

What about ShaNaNa? I heard Bowzer was leaning that way


55 posted on 11/28/2006 6:31:50 PM PST by Holicheese (Beerfest could be the greatest movie ever made!)
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To: everyone

Pat can be flaky, but not about this. He's a hard-core Catholic.


56 posted on 11/28/2006 6:33:11 PM PST by California Patriot ("That's not Charlie the Tuna out there. It's Jaws." -- Richard Nixon)
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To: Holicheese

rosie and any carpet muncher she is with at the time.


57 posted on 11/28/2006 6:33:46 PM PST by bobby.223
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

If what you are getting at is what celebrity will become Muslim insincerely first for the publicity value, I think you have an interesting question. But you needed to refine your ground rules:

1. Clearly a number of athletes have, Clay/Ali, Alcinder/Jabar, Moore/Rashad etc but I think most of those were sincere conversions.

2. Some black politician might, but no white politician will because while they can be plenty insincere, it would probably be a political kiss of death.

So we are left with Hollywood types, musicians though I believe Cat Stevens was sincere and D list celebrities like as someone has suggested an ex-president's child.

So what fading star might try this? How about Tom Jones?


58 posted on 11/28/2006 6:34:24 PM PST by JLS
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Nuclear weapons expert Amy Carter


59 posted on 11/28/2006 6:34:48 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: Urbane_Guerilla; theothercheek; kiriath_jearim; Gadfly-At-Large; pryncessraych; aroostook war; ...

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If you want on (or off) this Catholic and Pro-Life ping list, let me know!



I doubt Pat Buchanan will take up the turban.


60 posted on 11/28/2006 6:35:20 PM PST by narses (St Thomas says "lex injusta non obligat.")
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