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What's Tofurkey?
Tofurkey is a pre-cooked meatless turkey alternative made with organic non-genetically engineered soybeans.
Tofurkey products are made from a combination of organic tofu and vital wheat gluten made with all-natural, vegan flavors an no msg or hvp.
Tofurkey is certified vegan by the UK Vegan Society. The product uses nongenetically modified or organic ingredients and are packed in 100 percent recycled paperboard packaging.
UGGGHHHH! Tofurkey?!?! How disgusting! Rest assured vegans, I have a great turkey stuffing recipe in which the turkey is stuffed with veal. How does that sound to you? For every turkey that you hugging vegans don't eat, I will cook an additional turkey just to make up for the deficit. I love all animals...because they are so delicious.
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To: DogByte6RER
packed in 100 percent recycled paperboard packaging. How do you tell the difference between the product and the packaging?
2 posted on
11/17/2006 9:44:43 AM PST by
Alouette
(Psalms of the Day: 119: 97-176)
To: DogByte6RER
Let them eat tofurkey, It helps keeps the price down on the real thing...........
3 posted on
11/17/2006 9:44:50 AM PST by
Red Badger
(New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
To: DogByte6RER
Tofurkey?
COSMIC BARF-OUT!
4 posted on
11/17/2006 9:44:51 AM PST by
roaddog727
(BullS##t does not get bridges built)
To: baker_girl; wallcrawlr
5 posted on
11/17/2006 9:45:08 AM PST by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: DogByte6RER
I'm thinking of trying a Turduchen this year...
6 posted on
11/17/2006 9:45:28 AM PST by
Froufrou
To: DogByte6RER
more recently, is a vegan, a lifestyle that avoids using or consuming all animal products. creamed peas,...organic whipping cream
Am I missing something about where cream comes from?
7 posted on
11/17/2006 9:45:45 AM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: DogByte6RER; cyborg
Picked up birdzilla yesterday: 23 pounds.
My "crunchy con" sweetheart wife was less than impressed.
8 posted on
11/17/2006 9:46:07 AM PST by
Petronski
(BRABANTIO: Thou art a villain. IAGO: You are--a senator. ---Othello I.i.)
To: DogByte6RER
I would happily invite Margie Garrett to my home on Thanksgiving for dinner. She could listen to Adam Sandler's 'Thansgiving Song' while I heap loads of turkey meat and veal dressing onto her plate.
Check out Sandler's turkey day ditty at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JsILdSZf-0
9 posted on
11/17/2006 9:46:29 AM PST by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Birds of a feather flock together. There is less than a standard deviation between Margie Garrett's IQ and a turkey's IQ.
10 posted on
11/17/2006 9:46:55 AM PST by
dhuffman@awod.com
(The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.)
To: DogByte6RER
I was thinking of deep-frying my tofurkey cajun-style this year.
/barf
To: DogByte6RER; MadIvan
poor little turkey My foot, vegetarians who claim moral superiority really get up my nose.
12 posted on
11/17/2006 9:48:19 AM PST by
Mrs Ivan
(English, and damned proud of it.)
To: DogByte6RER
A bacon-coated Turducken
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Turducken.jpg)
13 posted on
11/17/2006 9:49:21 AM PST by
Doomonyou
(I voted and all I got was a FUBAR Congress.)
To: DogByte6RER
Tofurkey is not bad tasting at all.
Go ahead and eat all the turkey you want....I will abstain.... LOL!
This is what makes America great! ;)
14 posted on
11/17/2006 9:49:26 AM PST by
BossLady
To: DogByte6RER
"I would love to have one as a pet turkey some day."That's "companion turkey" you condescending speciesist dirtbag!
15 posted on
11/17/2006 9:49:31 AM PST by
wideawake
("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
To: DogByte6RER; Mrs Ivan
I'm a vegetarian for health reasons. There is a history of diabetes in my family, and a diet of this kind helps me avoid those problems.
But this choice, which reflects my personal circumstances has to do with health, not a moral stance. Go ahead and kill that turkey - it's too stupid to know not to stand out in the rain. :)
Regards, Ivan
16 posted on
11/17/2006 9:50:42 AM PST by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: DogByte6RER
Uhhh .... No, thanks.
2 Turkeys.
20 quarts of Peanut Oil.
1 small tank of propane.
1 large pot and burner.
Pumpkin Ale stays in the icebox until AFTER the turkeys are done.
17 posted on
11/17/2006 9:51:12 AM PST by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: DogByte6RER
Hey it's your choice to eat whatever you want.
22 posted on
11/17/2006 10:00:47 AM PST by
cyborg
(No I don't miss the single life at all.)
To: DogByte6RER
My wife is a vegan. She used to be a vegetarian and one year she bought the 'tofurky' package which came with the 'turkey' stuffing, gravy and something else. The damned thing cost around $35.00. It was horrible; she was so PO'd. Plus I cooked a real turkey.
Normally, she can make stuff that you would swear was meat but that tofurkey stuff is plain nasty.
23 posted on
11/17/2006 10:00:52 AM PST by
Lx
(Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
To: DogByte6RER
Meat gave our less civilized ancestors the caloric firepower to beat the crap out of everything else below us on the food chain.
If I made moral judgements about a homosexual, preached to them about how they should live their lives, and called them indifferant to the medical cost of their chosen lifestyle, I would be labeled a small-minded, homophobic, inconsiderate bastard who is trying to force his values on innocent people who want no part of his outdated, bigoted ideas. However, Vegans are encouraged to look down their noses at we carnivores in exactly the same manor...and they are made to look like nobel, dedicated people, concerned with the welfare of others. Some double standard!
24 posted on
11/17/2006 10:01:32 AM PST by
50sDad
(I respect other religions by allowing them the right to worship. But they still are wrong.)
To: DogByte6RER
If you're looking for a fake meat-type thing One thing I will never understand about Vegans. Why, if meat disgusts them so much, do they serve Tofu or other gelatinous mucks, shaped and/or flavored just like turkey, or hamburger, or bacon, or whatever.
Also, the Nimrod that wanted to have a turkey to dinner, not for dinner? I wonder if she's ever really been around those birds?
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