Bible Scholars Perform Calculations Which Point To The UN Being Hit By A Nuclear Attack This Month

The Bible Codes are genuine but they cannot be used to forecast the future. All interpretations derived from them in this manner are of no value in discerning what is to come as opposed to what was.

(No more Olmert! No more Kadima! No more Oslo! )

101 posted on 09/04/2006 11:05:03 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)

To: thoughtomator

My highly precise astrozoological calculations, performed with the utmost fnordic precision, say if you send a thousand bucks to me then there is at least a 50% chance to avoid this terrible outcome.

You...you CHARLATAIN! YOU rotten SHYSTER!!

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102 posted on 09/04/2006 11:06:15 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)

To: rwfromkansas

They say avoid New York for the next three Jewish sabbaths. There are only three such sabbaths in the month of Elul, the final month before the Jewish New Year begins in Tishrei. Both the secular and Hebrew calendars have the same ordinal numbering for both months, except Elul has only 29 days.

(No more Olmert! No more Kadima! No more Oslo! )

103 posted on 09/04/2006 11:09:55 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)

Bozos. Once again, they will have to explain themselves. Maybe they should crack open a bible which will tell them 'no one knows the day or hour.' Might save them some red faces.

104 posted on 09/04/2006 11:11:16 PM PDT by Kitten Festival

To: BlackjackPershing

Really. Good target, but nucular material travels.

105 posted on 09/04/2006 11:12:46 PM PDT by Bethaneidh

It is hard to determine what the chances are of two scriptural calculations giving the same month and the same year. But it is easy to see what the chances are of them both giving the same month, that would be 1 in 12, since there are 12 months in the year. So the chances of 11 calculations all giving the same month are 1 in 12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12 or 1 in 61,917,364,224 or around 1 in 61 billion."

Of course begging the question whether any Bible code gives any month or any information at all.

106 posted on 09/04/2006 11:13:59 PM PDT by Chaguito

Couldn't get the article up, but I don't think it is necessary to read it to have a reaction. A lot of hubris, making the "Christian" world look stupid...and maybe that's the intent. If only it were true...but then, that's not a very "Christian" attitude, is it?

107 posted on 09/04/2006 11:24:06 PM PDT by Shery (in APO Land)

Okay. So after I sell out of anti-radiation pills, where's the best place to watch it from?

108 posted on 09/05/2006 1:13:35 AM PDT by MadJack ("To the best of my recollection, senator, I don't remember.")

But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death."

Well that settles that.

109 posted on 09/05/2006 1:59:23 AM PDT by x_plus_one (No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public)

To: GovernmentShrinker

I like the Christian ones better, though, 'cause they're hysterically funny and they don't blow things up.

And they may cut you off in traffic, but won't cut you off in the head.

+< }B^)

110 posted on 09/05/2006 3:12:47 AM PDT by Erasmus (It takes branes to make an alternate universe!)

No kidding. I'm really tired of seeing this "christian" numerology junk.

111 posted on 09/05/2006 3:15:19 AM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)

112 posted on 09/05/2006 3:30:35 AM PDT by Brilliant

It is called chaos my child. The Grand Mahdi cannot appear without chaos.

113 posted on 09/05/2006 3:35:59 AM PDT by EBH (All great truths begin as blasphemies. GB Shaw)

For this one, we need only wait until the end of September. I suspect that, when October comes with no nuke, they'll post another "corrected" calculation. In the meantime, don't forget to send them a donation. :)

7th Day Adventists have been in this business for years.

114 posted on 09/05/2006 3:45:56 AM PDT by mc5cents

Actually, it's probably our guys who are nuking it.

Don't you know it is a Zionist plot like the WTC! It will be perpetuated by the Bush administration to start a war with Iran and bring about Armageddon.

115 posted on 09/05/2006 3:48:09 AM PDT by EBH (All great truths begin as blasphemies. GB Shaw)

The Jewish New Year is a month away.

(No more Olmert! No more Kadima! No more Oslo! )

116 posted on 09/05/2006 3:48:50 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)

Other predictions from this group:

We are publishing this article because we are on the brink of war and if the prophecy comes true, they will claim that the rest of their findings are true. Their understanding of the Bible is not based on truth. They believe in the unbiblical 'Big Bang' theory and draw other erroneous conclusions.

LORD'S WITNESSES SCHOLARS PREDICT MAJOR WAR AND FAMINE IN 2001

-- UN to Take Over Rulership of the World Between March 26th and April 24th 2001
-- Major War in the Next 4 Months (Presumed Nuclear)
-- No One Can Buy or Sell Anything Without UN Authority After May 2001.
This is 666 Months of the Biblical Lunar Calendar After the UN Came Into Existence Officially on 24th October 1945

-- Worldwide Famine to Start in August/September 2001

LONDON, Dec. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- The following press release was issued today by the Lord's Witnesses:

These are four prophecies resulting from the bible decoding work of the Lord's Witnesses. The Witnesses are informing the press of these prophetic interpretations at this time so that if they prove to be correct then everyone will know that they have correctly decoded the bible, in this respect at the least. If, on the other hand, they prove to be incorrect then everyone will know that they have not correctly decoded the bible. They are putting their reputation on the line. They are nailing their colours to the mast.

The Lord's Witnesses have discovered what they believe to be the true symbolic code of the bible. This bible code works in both the old and new testaments. It has no relation to the Equidistant Hebrew Letter Sequence Code of the New York Times bestselling book 'The Bible Code', which they believe is not the true bible code, because it gives no information about how to run a Christian Church or how God's children should behave, which is what you would expect from a bible code since such information is for the most part the literal content of the new and old testaments of the bible respectively.

The Lord's Witnesses are a new Christian religion and are registered as a non-profit making organisation limited by guarantee. The founder Members are Gordon Ritchie (43) and Tony Moore (54). Ritchie was a mathematics Scholar at Magdalene College Cambridge, where he won the college Mathematics Prize. He graduated with a single first in Mathematics and Natural Sciences. Ritchie and Moore started decoding the bible in early 1992. The Lord's Witnesses began holding public meetings in London on March 21st, 2000. The book the True Bible Code was first published by the Lord's Witnesses in October 2000.

The book 'The True Bible Code' published by the Lord's Witnesses, deduces the existence and structure of the symbolic code of the bible. For example, Jesus spoke entirely in illustrations, he spoke in a symbolic code. The Lord's Witnesses believe and have 'proved' in their book, that the whole bible is written in the same way that Jesus spoke. That is, it is written in an illustrative or symbolic code.

This code reveals the 4 prophecies above and also reveals that the new covenant celebrated in most Christian churches, the beneficiaries of which go to heaven as angels, has now ended, and that a second new covenant, the beneficiaries of which survive Armageddon on earth as humans or if they die before Armageddon are resurrected back to the earth after Armageddon, has now been made.

The Code also reveals precisely how this new church of this second new covenant should be run. The Lord's Witnesses believe that they are this new church.

The Lord's Witnesses have used this code to work out the precise year of the Big Bang as being some 11.5 billion years ago, (which is in agreement with modern astrophysics) measured on the assumption that the speed of light has not changed. But, in fact, the application of this code to Genesis Chapter 1 reveals that the speed of light has changed several times since the Big Bang. A discovery which is again in harmony with recent astrophysical models of the unviserse. They have discovered the entire Chronology of most of the events in the bible up to and including and beyond the date of Armageddon which they have deduced is a 150 day long War between God and the wicked amongst humans, which starts on March 23rd 2008 (Nisan 16th 2008 in the Biblical Lunar Calendar, which is the oldest calendar of Mankind still used by the Egyptians until 800 BC). They have deduced that 25% of mankind survives this war and 75% does not.

They have gone further to calculate the whole timetable of the resurrection of the those who have died since Adam was born, i.e. over the last 6,000 years. These ones are resurrected into the Kingdom of God, which is stated as lasting for 1,000 years in the bible book of Revelation. They have this period as running from 2008 to 3008 AD. This resurrection will proceed, they propose from last to first, in the sense that those who die last are resurrected first. So the first ones to be resurrected into the Kingdom of God on earth will be those who died immediately before Armageddon. Then the generation before them will be resurrected and then the generation before them etc. In this way 'those last will be first and the first last', as the good book says. A son will welcome his father into the new system.

They have also reconciled millions of years of human fossils with Genesis chapter 1, by deducing from the true bible code that Adam was introduced by God into a world already populated by pre-adamic humans who had been created by God around 2.4 million years earlier as the fossil record shows and developed with God's help since then.

Their understanding is that Adam was originally kept separate from the rest of humanity in the Garden of Eden, until he sinned, at which point he was evicted from the Garden along with Eve and they then joined the rest of us.

The book, 'The True Bible Code' is available free from the Lord's Witnesses, P.O. Box 1AL, London W1 1AL, England. The entire book is published free on the web at www.truebiblecode.com. [SOURCE: Lord's Witnesses - London England - 12/14/2000 http://www.prnewswire.com]

http://www.cephasministry.com/lords_witnesses.html

117 posted on 09/05/2006 3:56:22 AM PDT by EBH (All great truths begin as blasphemies. GB Shaw)

118 posted on 09/05/2006 3:57:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)

Silly.

Silly left town a while ago. This is insane.

119 posted on 09/05/2006 4:00:55 AM PDT by Wormwood (Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.)

Goofy is still in Orlando, thoigh.

120 posted on 09/05/2006 4:04:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)

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