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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006
| rk
Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:
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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Welcome to Free Republic.
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob
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No response yet, Jim.
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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
You signed up today to post this?
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol
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To: carol
DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!
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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.
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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.
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No cats with machine guns?
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No sir.
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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?
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Nothing yet.
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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank
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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!
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Right, chief!
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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.
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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!
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Spork-weasel???
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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!
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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??
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I'm not sure, chief!
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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.
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Commence ZOT countdown!
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10, 9...
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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1...
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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator
Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke
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To: Admin Moderator
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub
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To: bub; Admin Moderator
Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev
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To: Admin Moderator; ALL
"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid
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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!
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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
IBTZ!!!
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.Hello??
Anyone??
Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel
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To: Roscoe Karns
581
posted on
07/02/2014 9:29:35 AM PDT
by
meadsjn
To: meadsjn
May as well wake up this jewel again.
582
posted on
08/20/2014 10:13:39 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
To: Arrowhead1952; Responsibility2nd
Perfect Arrowhead! Let's ping R2 to it.
Ping!
583
posted on
08/20/2014 10:38:52 AM PDT
by
houeto
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To: houeto
584
posted on
08/20/2014 10:46:43 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
To: houeto; Arrowhead1952
Now you've gone and done it. You made me add this thread to the
undeadthread keyword.
Besides the zot threads; the undead threads can keep us busy for hours too!
585
posted on
08/20/2014 11:29:21 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: All
Bumping a classic for Thanksgiving Fun.
To: Tijeras_Slim
one good bumpo deserves another,,,,
587
posted on
11/27/2014 6:12:56 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
Bump
588
posted on
09/28/2016 3:31:00 PM PDT
by
kitchen
(If you are a luthier please ping me.)
To: BulletBobCo
Hard to believe this CLASSIC only has 589 responses, 10 years down the road.
590
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12/20/2016 12:17:53 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: JRios1968
591
posted on
03/28/2017 8:22:47 PM PDT
by
themidnightskulker
(And then the thread dies... peacefully, in it's sleep....)
To: themidnightskulker
592
posted on
03/28/2017 8:34:12 PM PDT
by
exit82
(The opposition has already been Trumped!)
To: exit82
Blast from the past. Thanks.
To: Rebelbase
594
posted on
09/03/2018 12:49:07 PM PDT
by
publius911
(Rule by Fiat-Obama's a Phone and a Pen)
To: Roscoe Karns
595
posted on
11/04/2018 4:40:19 PM PST
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: Roscoe Karns
LOL. Better late than never bookmark.
596
posted on
09/11/2020 5:40:03 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: Magnum44
I’m later than you were! A great piece of FR history!
597
posted on
09/23/2020 7:20:57 PM PDT
by
Forgiven_Sinner
(Seek you first the kingdom of God, and all things will be given to you.)
To: Roscoe Karns
BUMP back to the top. This thread deserves to live on.
598
posted on
02/26/2021 5:29:56 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Roscoe Karns
599
posted on
04/15/2021 9:43:38 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: Roscoe Karns
Still one of my favorites!
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